Jamie Lynn NOT Pregnant
Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!
While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.
Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.
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Romijn: You're A Couple Trimesters Behind!
Our photogs have asked some stupid things before -- but thankfully we can't take credit for the dude who actually asked Rebecca Romijn what she thought about the "rumors" that she's pregnant.
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Ashlee Simpson: Baby on Board
While due at the end of October, mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson recently flew first class from Dallas to LAX with her mom Tina.
Contrary to popular belief, it is safe for a healthy pregnant woman to fly. On the other hand, lip-synching can ruin you.
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Hayek Barely Protected!
Salma Hayek and her baby girl only got a two-cop escort into LAX yesterday. Faux Jamie Lynn Spears got seven.
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Jamie Lynn Decoy Triggers Investigation
Imagine flying into L.A., when cops ask you to become part of a Britney Spears decoy caper.
Take a look at this video. The pappers thought the woman flanked by LAX police was Jamie Lynn Spears, who flew in yesterday on Delta. Now here's where the plot thickens.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that, on Tuesday, someone from Britney Spears' camp contacted LAX police, asking for a security escort. The way the cops understood the call, Britney was flying in Wednesday with Jamie Lynn, her baby and Lynne.
At the last minute, cops found out Britney was not on the plane. They still were sympathetic because a bunch of pappers were at the airport waiting for Jamie Lynn. Cops were concerned her baby might be at risk in a pap crush, so they allowed Jamie Lynn and crew to exit the plane onto the tarmac, where a car drove them away.
Now here's where it gets good. For some reason, the cops wanted to fool the paparazzi, so they got a random woman on that flight who kinda sorta looked like Jamie Lynn and asked her if they could escort her to baggage claim. She said yes, and the ruse began.
By the way, we've learned there's an internal investigation because some big wigs in the police department are pissed.
Naomi Buckles Up ... Her Unborn
Unwed pregnant non-teen Naomi Watts has figured out how to keep her growing baby bump from sagging -- just belt it.
The 39-year-old showed off her latest maternity accessory while wearing 3D glasses in NYC on Thursday.
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Levi & Bristol: The Writing's on the ... Finger
Levi Johnston is apparently doodling his way to the altar, tattooing his baby mama's name on his ring finger. Nothing says love like some regrettable ink!
In lieu of a tramp stamp, Bristol Palin went with the more traditional unwed pregnant teen engagement ring.
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Jamie Lynn to Bristol: Teen Motherhood Is a Blast!
Sources close to Jamie Lynn Spears say she completely sympathizes with 17-year-old Bristol Palin -- and JL has some unwed teen mother advice for her preggo peer.
We're told Jamie Lynn thinks Bristol needs to stay strong and be an example for young moms everywhere. Jamie also wants Bristol to be aware everyone is shining a spotlight on her right now, so it's important she remain as positive as her EPT!
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Lisa Marie Presley -- The Bun Also Rises
No need to avert your eyes. That's not a partial eclipse of the sun -- it's actually the massive yellow Scientolobelly of an insanely pregnant Lisa Marie Presley. Save her, Xenu!
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Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP
Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!
Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?
Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.
Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?
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Jessica Biel The Tot Thickens!
New pics of putative baby daddy Justin Timberlake with Jessica Biel taken yesterday. She looks like a skinny minnie one minute and like she could be carrying something extra the next.
So is it just a blousy top or could morning sickness be what's making Jess a sour puss?
NFL Star's Former GF -- A Bloody Mess
We got pics of the woman who claims her baby daddy -- Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Dennis Northcutt -- had someone beat the crap out of her because she wouldn't have an abortion.
Sharri Henry sued Northcutt the other day, claiming he had his cousin do the dirty work. Northcutt's agent says she's crazy and was so annoying, she deserved the beat down.
She Had Unsafe Sex with Charlie Sheen!
A day after announcing the pregnancy, Charlie Sheen's third wife Brooke Mueller showed off her growing baby bump while running errands in L.A. on Tuesday.
Brooke is well on her way with her studies at The Denise Richards Fame School for Girls.
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NFL Star Accused of Barbaric Hit On Pregnant GF
A shocking lawsuit just filed ... a woman claims the father of her unborn baby -- an NFL star -- conspired to brutally beat her up.
Sharri Henry alleges last May, when she was four months pregnant, Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Dennis Northcutt got his cousin to "maliciously assault, beat, strike and batter Plaintiff, her face and head with great force and violence ... causing severe and permanent disfigurement to her face."
We've confirmed Henry filed a report with the LAPD for the incident that allegedly went down outside Falcon Club in Hollywood on May 17.
In the lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Henry alleges battery and conspiracy to commit assault. She's seeking unspecified damages.
BTW, Northcutt just inked a $17 million contract with his team.
UPDATE: IT JUST GOT CRAZIER. Northcutt's sports agent, Jerome Stanley, told TMZ, "This was nothing but a desperate shakedown by a jilted ex-girlfriend who is claiming to be pregnant with his child." Stanley says Henry is upset because Northcutt dumped her for another girl. As for the assault, Stanley says, "She verbally antagonized the guy who hit her." He says Northcutt knew nothing about the attack until after it happened.
Henry's lawyer, Loyst P. Fletcher, just gave TMZ the following statement: "Mr. Northcutt and his entourage, which included his current girlfriend, were apparently angry that Ms. Henry refused to abort a child that she believed he fathered. Words were exchanged and a member of that entourage, whom we believe is Mr. Northcutt's cousin, viciously attacked Ms. Henry." She's now 7 months pregnant.
Ricky Martin Bambinos -- A Giant "Who Cares"
You would think Ricky Martin's twins could fetch a pile of cash from the mags, since they're blowing all their money these days on babies who all look the same.
Seems like it's not the case with Mr. Loca, and there's an interesting reason. According to the New York Daily News, the mags want back story and Ricky's apparently unwilling to open up about why the whole surrogate thing.