Joyce DeWitt 'Memba Her?!
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In the '70s, Joyce DeWitt -- and her black liquid eyeliner -- became famous for playing florist Janet Wood on "Three's Company." Guess what she looks like now!
Some Like It Taut
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Looking like William Shatner's surgically reassembled long lost twin, Hollywood legend Tony Curtis accepted the Jules Verne Lifetime Achievement Award in L.A. on Thursday. Twenty thousand leagues under the knife!
It appears the 82-year-old "Spartacus" star is doing the work of Madame Tussauds all on his own!
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Nicole Kidman Gets Waxed!
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Expressionless beauty Nicole Kidman is known for her immobile porcelain features -- which make discerning her from her Madame Tussauds wax sculpture next to impossible. See if you can guess which Nicole is human!
Face/Off 2: WEAVE WARS!
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Nicolas Cage was snapped on Wednesday at a Tokyo press event for his upcoming inexplicable sequel to "National Treasure" -- wearing a wig from The John Travolta Collection!
A sequel to the follicularly-challenged duo's 1997 hit "Face/Off," has been rendered impossible -- due to skyrocketing budget concerns regarding wigs.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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'A Different World's' Jasmine Guy 'Memba Her?!
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In the '80s, Jasmine Guy became famous for playing Southern belle Whitley Gilbert on "The Cosby Show" spin-off, "A Different World." Guess what she looks like now!
Yakkity Yak -- Olsen's Back!
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No, that's not the Widow Cobain, that's fresh out-the-hospital Mary-Kate Olsen, who appears to be cooling her recovering kidneys by abandoning her ubiquitous Starbucks Venti for what appears to be carrot juice.
The tiny celebutwin was able to walk on her own power outside of a furniture store in L.A., in spite of being weighted down by twelve pounds of costume jewelry. Style slave MK knows that nothing swanks up a sweatshirt and jeans like a yak hair vest, Elvis aviator specs and a Halloween manicure. Isn't she chic?!
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Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's 'Knot' Right
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Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.
Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!
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Alison Arngrim on 'Little House on the Prairie' 'Memba Her?!
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In the '70s, Alison Arngrim played Walnut Grove's resident mean girl, Nellie Oleson, on "Little House on the Prairie." Guess what she looks like now!
Miss Puerto Rico: Livin' in the Land of Make-Believe?
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Break out the lie detector! San Juan police tests have found no traces of pepper spray in Miss Puerto Rico's belongings. ¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Ay!
The Caribbean Island's Forensic Sciences Institute tested Ingrid Rivera's brush and gown, and neither contained traces of pepper spray. According to Reuters, police had been investigating allegations that someone put pepper spray on Rivera's clothes and makeup during a Miss Puerto Rico Universe pageant. Beauty queens don't play!
Rivera denies concocting the incident and claims that someone tried to sabotage her during the competition. Police are now looking into whether anyone provided false information to detectives -- which would be a felony. For the record, Rivera hasn't given any statements to the police. Don't spray, sashay!
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Matthew Modine 'Memba Him?!
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Actor Matthew Modine starred in such '80s classics as "Vision Quest," "Married to the Mob," as well as '90s turkey "Cutthroat Island." Guess what he looks like now!
Apollonia 'Memba Her?!
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As Prince's girlfriend in "Purple Rain," Apollonia Kotero became an overnight sensation in 1984. Guess what she looks like now!
Lisa Rinna -- Lipped Reader
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Lippy Lisa Rinna, 44, was seen nonchalantly picking up a rag in Beverly Hills. It is unclear if she was smiling for photogs, or is simply unable to close her mouth.
The 1995 Soap Opera Digest Award winner killed a bad hair day by slapping on a petite fedora, the brim of which may have extended just far enough to shield her lips from the sun.
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Hallie Eisenberg 'Memba Her?!
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Famous for starring in Pepsi commercials in the late '90s, Hallie Kate Eisenberg went on to star in films like "Paulie" and "Bicentennial Man" -- but she was not in "Curly Sue." To repeat, Hallie was not in "Curly Sue." Guess what she looks like now!
David Cassidy 'Memba Him?!
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Decades before The Jonas Brothers were even born, David Cassidy and the rest of the "Partridge Family" made teens go wild in the '70s. Guess what he looks like now!
Jessica Simpson and Two Angels Hookers in Moscow?
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They may be big name A-listers in America, but Victoria's Secret models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio, and even Jessica Simpson are merely women of the night -- in Russia!
In the naughty section of the Moscow Times are ads for escorts, complete with photos -- of these three stars! According to the ad, Kurkova's working name is Kristina, Ambrosio's is Masha and both are available 24 hours a day. Hot damn! If it's really Jessica, that would explain why her name is Lena; it has only two syllables -- something she'd be able to remember.
Kyra Sedgwick: Six Degrees of Hotness
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At 42-years-old, Kyra Sedgwick has never looked bettah!
Sedgwick showed up to the Gotham Awards in New York on Tuesday, appearing younger than she did in "Singles" -- 15 years ago!
Kyra is the hottest thing hubby Kevin Bacon has ever been in!