Beauty

It's official, Britney Spears has a new conservator boyfriend.

Rockin' her best corporate chic ensemble, the unchaperoned 31-year-old mother of two was spotted holding hands in public for the first time with new beau David Lucado at a mall in Thousand Oaks on Friday.

While they've been dating for weeks, this is their first real public display of affection since Brit Brit and 27-year-old David were spotted having dinner together on Valentine's Day.

As we told you ... David has no show biz ties. He's from Atlanta and is out here working for a law firm though not a lawyer. He's a dude of modest means.

Despite being sentenced to lockdown rehab, there are parts of Lindsay Lohan that will always be free.

Wearing California Highway Patrol shades and a braless, loose fitting tank top that aired out her gorgeous girls, the 26-year-old courthouse princess enjoyed a day of shopping in Venice Beach on Thursday.

Linds grabbed some new threads at a vintage shop and eyed some jewelry ... without incident.

After getting $100 million for kickin' ex-husband Tiger Woods to the curb, Elin Nordegren is putting all of her fancy footwork to good use ... by coaching her daughter's soccer team.

With her adorable kids at her side, the gorgeous 33-year-old -- who's reportedly dating billionaire Chris Cline now -- showed off her amazing God-given talents at a game in Jupiter, Florida on Thursday.

One thing Coach E is sure to teach her players ... never ever cheat.

Honey Boo Boo's mother "Mama" June Shannon flaunted her sexy new curves -- after recently losing 100 pounds -- while filming her hugely successful reality TV show in Georgia Thursday.

Shauna Sand likes putting inanimate objects in her mouth ... diamond studs.

With the help of New York dentist Dr. Dean Vafiadis holding back her luscious plump lips, the 41-year-old mother of three showed off her shiny new grill Wednesday in Manhattan.

While she claims her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas owes her over $42K in child support, the Lucite-heel wonder still managed to scrape together enough for the ridiculous dental jewelry. In her defense, it was pretty cheap ... $60 a tooth.

With her mouth full of bling, let's hope she's careful swallowing.

Britney Spears is all that ... and a bucket of chicken.

Wearing her brunette weave at half-mast, a flowing top made out of a doily from the Kentwood general store and a pair of commemorative daisy dukes from the 2007 Britney Spears Malibu Gas Station Tour, the 31-year-old mother of two looked extra crispy as she picked up some vittles from Kentucky Fried Chicken in Thousand Oaks on Tuesday.

Interestingly, Brit Brit grabbed the KFC to go after a photo shoot for the fitness magazine Shape.

Believe it or not, there is something smoother and even more hairless than Taylor Lautner's jacked buff body ... his new wax sculpture.

The crazy kids at Madame Tussauds in Berlin have unveiled the latest humanoid replica of the 21-year-old "Twilight" hunk and it is abs-olutely identical to the actual manscaped golden tan boy wonder ... even down to the rippling six pack.

While very pretty, Taylor hasn't looked this lifeless since "Breaking Dawn 2."

Jumping on the Michelle Obama hair trend, Kim Kardashian temporarily diverted attention from her growing baby bump -- and signature badonkadonk -- and let her newly chopped sexy bangs take center stage as she crossed a street in Beverly Hills this weekend.

Indestructible force of nature Chuck Norris is suddenly vulnerable -- to aging! Now that his beard has disappeared ... it looks like the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is a razor.

While rumors persist that her engagement to Liam Hemsworth is off, Miley Cyrus tried to find some solace in the comfort of her sexy bikini in Palm Springs this weekend.

The 20-year-old former Disney diva soaked her newly tatted bones at a pool in the desert. Meanwhile, Liam is still off in the Philippines for work.

After being spotted without her engagement ring recently, the breakup reports intensified ... but this weekend Miley tweeted that it's just because the wedding bling is being fixed at the jeweler.

Time will tell if that's all that needs to be repaired.

Even when Matthew McConaughey looked deathly skinny he was secretly plotting to immediately pack on the weight and regain his famous physique ... and TMZ has learned how he did it in under 4 months.

By now you've seen the pics -- McConaughey looking ripped again ... after dropping nearly 30 pounds last November to play an AIDS patient.

According to our sources, even though McConaughey looked like an extra on a Sally Struthers infomercial ... he was still pumping iron to keep his muscles intact.

So when it was time to get jacked for his next role ... we're told MM simply added weight by stuffing his face with lots of fish, asparagus, eggs, nuts and sweet potatoes.

Our source described the process as "very well planned out."

All right, all right, all right.

The indestructible Chuck Norris has finally met his match ... Father Time.

73-year-old Norris -- sporting a cleanly shaven face -- was spotted out in Hawaii Thursday with his sleeveless t-shirt, sunglasses, and grandpa belly ... actually looking his age for once in his life.

It might not be a roundhouse ... but he's still kickin'.

Here's the 33-year-old ginger beauty back in 1994 (left) -- and the 52-year-old "Game Change" star last month (right).

The kid is all right.

Britney Spears spent her Friday afternoon meandering around a big green field, chasing a white ball, while carrying a big stick.

A few of Britney's bodyguards -- along with her new beau David -- were also in tow.

Ryan Reynolds' co-star in "The Croods", Emma Stone, and Ryan Reynolds' wife in real life, Blake Lively, vied for Ryan Reynolds' photographers' attention at the movie's premiere in NYC.

Question is ...

"The Hangover Part II" is no longer the worst thing he's been seen in.

Actually ...