Beauty

It was a battle of the baby bulge on Wednesday, as maternity fashionista Kim Kardashian bedazzled on the streets of NYC -- while Jessica Simpson shopped in her comfy sweats in Los Angeles.

So we gotta ask ...

While NBC may have dreams of replacing 'Today' show reigning king Matt Lauer with CNN prince Anderson Cooper at some point in the future, the real question is ...

Don't let the purple hair fool you, because Kelly Osbourne has gone back to her roots.

After suffering a seizure earlier this month, the 28-year-old "Fashion Police" star is back on her feet and proving her sense of style is in her genes ... by dressing up in Ozzy Osbourne drag in Warsaw on Tuesday.

Kim Kardashian says, even with pregnancy, she's only up to 140 pounds -- which very few people believe. So, step right up and play the game that's not sweeping the nation! (Prizes not included)

Mom jeans and stretch pants be damned, because Kim Kardashian isn't letting a little thing like carrying an unborn child to term stop her from wearing skin tight uncomfortable leather maternity dresses.

By the grace of God, the 32-year-old mom-to-be somehow managed to stay upright in a pair of sky high stiletto heels and successfully wedge all of her childbearing hips, ass and thighs into a form fitting mustard yellow sheath while maneuvering through the streets of NYC on Tuesday.

Soccer babe Brandi Chastain proved she's still got the goods 14 years after infamously stripping down to her sports bra at the 1999 Women's World Cup ... by flaunting her rock hard bikini bod in L.A. on Monday.

The ripped 44-year-old Olympian went two pieces while practicing dives for the celebrity diving show "Splash." Brandi jumped on board the ridiculous competition series after Chelsea Handler's sidekick Chuy injured his foot and was forced to drop out.

Looks like Brandi will have no problem stomaching the competition.

Christina Aguilera looks like she's shed weight since leaving "The Voice" -- and we think we know why ... those super-luxurious spinning chairs might be too comfy! You've been warned, Usher.

After all the lawsuits, recorded phone calls and bitter custody battles, there is something both Mel Gibson and his ex- girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva can finally agree on ... their daughter Lucia is absolutely gorgeous.

The all growed up adorable three-year-old enjoyed some quality joint custody time with Daddy Mel while riding in a shopping cart at a grocery store in Malibu this weekend.

Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger back in his early bodybuilding days when he was just 19 in 1967 (left) -- and his shirtless 19-year-old son Patrick Schwarzenegger in Miami this weekend (right).

Question is ...

They've been spotted out getting cozy again lately, but last night Hayden Panettiere and her ex-boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko put all those dating rumors to rest ... by gorging on their tongues in public.

With the entire American Airlines Arena watching, the itty bitty 23-year-old babe and her 6'6" Ukrainian boxing champ lover inhaled each other's mouths at the Miami Heat game in Florida on Sunday.

After previously dating for about two years, Hayden and Wlad ended their relationship back in 2011.

Glad to see they've kissed and made up.

It's been six years since he divorced Britney Spears, but Kevin Federline is still livin' large.

Rockin' a long grown out weave hidden underneath a baseball cap, a shapeless oversized t-shirt which accentuated his manly curves, fancy wide leg elastic waist shorts that flaunted his man cankles and a pair of comfy sensible kicks which cushioned any blow to his joints, the 35-year-old father of five enjoyed some quality time with his adorable son Sean Preston at his soccer game in L.A. on Sunday.

Here's the then 41-year-old "I Feel For You" singer back in 1994 (left) -- and 19 years later, the Queen of Funk-Soul celebrating her 60th birthday this week (right).

She is not every woman.

Citizens of Earth were on high alert this week after a vision from the heavens descended upon New York City ... the almighty Ryan Gosling.

With his immaculately disheveled locks, intellectually superior statement glasses, perfectly grown out face scruff, miraculously sexy vintage-looking graphic t-shirt exposed through his supernaturally matched hoodie & jacket combo, His Holiness -- who says he's punishing us mortals by taking a break from acting -- was spotted leaving a Manhattan hotel with what must be some sort of sacred text in hand.

Even nonbelievers are in luck, because the brooding celestial 32-year-old deity is here to save us all.

Amen.

You've seen the sexy chicks, now it's time for Guys with iPhones: Celebrity Edition. Try and guess which famous dudes couldn't resist from taking -- and posting -- shirtless pics of their own worked-out bods.

Kate Upton put on a tight dress, jumped on stage with Flo Rida, shook her ass, and poor girl still got upstaged ... by two geeky band dudes. Crime of the century, y'all.