Celebrity Divorce

Fabiana Udenio, who quite famously portrayed Alotta Fagina in the movie "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," is officially going back on the market.

Fabiana has filed for divorce from her husband of 4 years, Robert Macleod. Udenio blames the break-up on "irreconcilable differences. "

How's this for a bad week: You plead guilty to tax evasion on Monday because you didn't pay taxes on your call girl moolah ... the next day, your hubby files for divorce.

So is the life of Cristina Schultz Warthen -- a Stanford law grad who allegedly boasted online she paid off her student loans by working as a high-priced hooker.

Warthen was indicted in 2003 -- a year before she married the founder of Ask.com, David Warthen.

So Monday Cristina agreed to pay back $313,134 in fines. Warthen's Tuesday divorce filing cites irreconcilable differences. Ya think?

Alex Rodriguez is now legally free to roam.

The final judgment in A-Rod and Cynthia's divorce was filed on January 12th in Miami-Dade County Court, calling their relationship "irretrievably broken," according the NY Post.

The terms of the financial settlement were not disclosed, but it's safe to say Cynthia got some fabulous parting gifts.

Madonna will be hauling her sons Rocco and David back to the US after getting temporary permission to remove them from the UK and have them live in the US.

A source close to the dealing over the two boys tells the Evening Standard, "Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well." If and when the custody situation is resolved, the divorce battle between Madge and Guy Ritchie will pretty much be done.

The couple is expected to share custody of the kids, while Guy will get around $75 mil of Madonna's money.

The judge said Kelly can go on Sunday and her estranged hubby Daniel Giersch is free to travel there as well. He had argued he needed to stay in L.A. to do his business, but the judge begged to differ. Daniel told the court he will travel to New York.

Rutherford filed for divorce on December 30. She is also pregnant.

Giersch was awarded two overnight visits per week for the month of February and three per week for March. They all need to come back to L.A. for a minimum of four days, at least twice. During the L.A. stays, Hermes will alternate between the two parents.

The judge also ruled 2-year-old Hermes will bounce between NYC and L.A. for the next two months while the feuding couple tries to hash out a long-term custody arrangement. Good luck.

Kelly Rutherford and Daniel Giersch are at war over their kid, Hermes. The judge presumably will decide today whether Kelly can travel to NYC this weekend with the kid to film the show. Giersch doesn't want Rutherford to travel with the kid because he says she gets all crazy when she films and the kid is a basket case.

Rutherford got emotional after yesterday's hearing.

Attention golddiggers: 85-year-old Sumner Redstone is back on the market. His divorce became final yesterday.

Forbes reported Redstone was worth $7.6 billion in 2007. So even if he's lost 80% of it, it's still more than a billion, ladies ... and he's 85 for God's sake.

Here's how nasty the Kelly Rutherford/Daniel Giersch divorce has gotten -- they're bickering over who doesn't wipe their kid.

In legal papers filed today, Giersch claims he tried to potty train their son, Hermes, early on but Rutherford took his mini-toilet seat away and hid it and did not "encourage him to use the toilet."

Giersch adds, "I have witnessed that she does not always keep his bottom clean."

And there's more. Giersch says it is not "reasonable or appropriate for [Rutherford] to be breast feeding when he is nearly 2 1/2 years old."

As if to punctuate his point, Giersch says the kid is old enough to be fluent in German.

Kelly Rutherford, who plays Lily van der Woodsen, was in court this morning, asking an L.A. County Superior Court judge to green light her request to bring her two-year-old son Hermes to NYC to begin filming this coming Sunday.

Standing in her way -- estranged hubby Daniel Giersch -- who claims the kid is a basket case when he goes back to New York because Kelly gets crazy with her work schedule. Kelly says she's been taking the kid back and forth for a long time and it's no problemo.

Kelly Rutherford, who plays Lily van der Woodsen on "Gossip Girl," claims her husband is ominous, violent and bad news for their kid.

Rutherford filed legal papers that the judge will consider tomorrow in a showdown hearing. Rutherford's estranged husband, Daniel Giersch, wants the judge to prohibit his soon-to-be ex-wife from taking two-year-old Hermes to NYC to film the show.

Rutherford claims Giersch has gotten into blowout arguments with her, in one case allegedly coming at her. She says he's an avid boxer and kickboxer and she is "intimidated by him."

She also says he's threatened to teach her a lesson by taking the child. She says it's gotten so bad she called the cops twice and he's been forced to leave.

Giersch has claimed the kid is totally stressed out around Rutherford and that she can't be a real mom because her shooting schedule is insane. She says it's just not true.

Denise Richards could take lessons from the wife of Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade when it comes to the airing of dirty laundry.

According to docs from recent divorce proceedings Siohvaughn, Wade's soon-to be-ex wife, has a few minor complaints which include child abandonment, adultery, and the case of a nasty little STD infection she allegedly received from him.

She also alleges their one-year-old doesn't even recognize the baller because he's been so absent from the two kids they share. Siohvaughn is demanding the names of every one of his alleged sexual partners during their marriage, and it's no secret that actress Gabrielle Union -- Wade's rumored GF -- could possibly end up on that list.

According to the Miami Hearld, Wade's lawyer claims all allegations are false.

Serena's mom on "Gossip Girl" could face an untimely death unless a judge lets her fly.

Kelly Rutheford (Lily van der Woodsen) has a big problem. We've learned she went to court last week and pleaded with the judge in her divorce case to let her go to NYC with her two-year-old, Hermes. The judge shut Kelly down, telling her he'll take the issue up a week from today.

Kelly's going through a mega-nasty divorce with her hubby of 2+ years, Daniel Giersch.

Now here's the problemo. Sources on "Gossip Girl" tell us Kelly is supposed to be in New York to shoot by January 27. If the judge shuts her down next week that's not going to happen. Producers could deal with a small delay and shoot her out of sequence, but if the delay is longer they could just shoot her -- as in her character.

The divorce case of "Gossip Girl" star Kelly Rutherford is starting to sound like something out of ... "Gossip Girl."

In court papers, report People, Rutherford wants to bar her estranged husband David Giersch from leaving the country with their two-year-old son, alleging he's a flight risk and could vanish with the child overseas. Giersch, on the other hand, charges Rutherford has anger issues, claiming Kelly tossed a laptop at him and has tried to "hit him with an open fist."

Kelly filed for D on Jan. 2.

Things really are looking up for Amy Winehouse -- her junkie, jailed husband wants a divorce.

Blake Fielder-Civil's lawyer, Henri Brandman, told us he's getting the wheels turning on divorce papers. Amy has been spotted hooking up with a 21-year-old dude while vacationing in St. Lucia, according to the Daily Mail.

Amy just admitted in an interview that she's "forgotten I'm even married" and that their "whole marriage was based on drug use."