Hook Ups

While sunning her nubile young flesh on Venice Beach Monday, the bikini-clad "Heroes" star played handsies with her kneeling, shirtless, 21-year-old lovah. Hopefully they used protection, er, sunscreen!

Luckily, Hayden and Stephen kept their seaside shenanigans PG-13 -- for now!

The two were spotted vacationing near Ischia -- a volcanic island in the Tyrrhenian Sea near Naples, Italy.

Sources tell TMZ that 50, Ciara and the posse of ten rolled up to upscale Westside haunt Brentwood Restaurant and Lounge in a fleet of cars, including a Lamborghini that 50 was driving. We're told 50, who is eleven years older than Ciara, 21, canoodled in a booth -- while the rest of the group stood guard at one large table across from them. Nice and private! 50's crew single-handedly turned Brentwood into Brenthood!

Besides dinner, the couple have also collaborated professionally; 50 Cent appears on Ciara's song "Can't Leave 'Em Alone." A line that Fiddy's boys obviously live by!

TMZ cameras were at Stereo by the Shore in the Hamptons on Saturday night, where some of Mandy's friends tried to block the wobbly actress/singer's face from photogs. After a failed attempt at escaping -- they forgot the keys inside the club the first time -- Moore and her buddies made a second exit, and this time were joined by DJ AM!

Steady, girl?

Eva Longoria's female friends made out like French bandits at her Parisian wedding to San Antonio Spur Tony Parker yesterday.

Rather than a small token of her affection or a tacky tableside gift, Longoria gifted each of her female guests with a Van Cleef and Arpels Sweet Alhambra bracelet.

Poor Lindsay Lohan: disaster seems to strike whenever shes' behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all! It must be all those really tricky L.A. roads. Yeah, that's it!

Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole merely decided to eat a sandwich? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny mini was pregnant -- or just eating again. Turns out Nicole -- always a trendsetter -- is going to be the first celebutante mommy in town.

First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry K-Fed and the ensuing divorce. Then there was the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The paparazzi umbrella-smashing incident. The panty-free partying pictures. The rehab. The post-rehab. The list goes on and on. When will it end?

For an oil heir with so much cash, how come Brandon Davis can't seem to figure out a way to stop sweating? Somebody get this guy a towel!

For months now, poor Matt has been wandering the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where-oh-where could Matty Boy's t-shirt have gone? And as long as he's looking so good, does anyone truly care if he ever finds it again?

These two boobs and Heidi's new boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to 20. What's even crazier is that oily, obnoxious and obviously conniving Pratt has actually convinced this girl to marry him. She must be the dumbest blonde around.

Is there a dearth of Victoria's Secrets and La Perlas in L.A.? No Agent Provocateurs around? That must be the reason why so many stars are caught panty-free these days. Or perhaps someone's panty-raiding the underwear drawers of Britney, Lindsay and the like. Mysterious!

The reception will be held at the Chateau de Vaux-le-Vicomte, which rents for the princely sum of $50,000 -- for just five hours! What if the couple wants to party all night? That'll cost 'em extra. Although it appears that the newlyweds needn't worry about cost -- TMZ has confirmed OK! magazine is paying $2 million for exclusive wedding pics that include the honeymoon. Cha-ching!

VIP wedding guests Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Mario Lopez are jetting to France aboard a private plane chartered by Eva and Tony. We checked with Luxury Air Jets (not the one Eva used) to find out what that would cost, and they told us that a similar plane to a 757 would cost upwards of $165,000 -- each way -- not including food!

Steffans, who was previously linked to Bobby Brown just after his split with Whitney Houston (Hell to the "naw!"), took her time walking to her car and plugged her new book, "Vixen Diaries," allegedly coming out this September. Steffans promised that she'll be dropping more A-list intimate details. Say what?!

She claimed in her last book to have slept with Bobby Brown, Usher and Ja-Rule -- who knows what kiss 'n tell gems the self-proclaimed video vixen/former porn star has in store? Whatever it is, it will undoubtedly be tasteful.

TMZ spotted the always wacked-out, self-described "crazy movie star" and chicken dancer outside Area last night, where she announced to the world, via paparazzi, that she got hitched in Sin City earlier that day. She may want to tell her reps now, since they told TMZ that no wedding occurred.

Her "husband" would only say his name was "anonymous" ... though it isn't hard to see why he'd want to keep his identity secret!

TMZ cameras snapped Hilary and Haylie Duff hopping into the back seat of Brody's buddy Frankie Delgado's Range Rover (remembah him from "24/7"?), with Delgado and Brody sitting up front. When Delgado was asked if he was dating Haylie, he said they were just friends ... though there was no word from Hilary and Brody.

The "Grey's Anatomy" star and his wife Rebecca chartered a yacht and went diving during their vacation in Porto Cervo, and cuddled up while on board. Gayheart conducted an extensive physical exam of Dr. McSteamy, with a special emphasis on his private parts. Frisky!

William and Kate, the next King and Queen? What do the stars say? With rumors of their romance being back on track, AOL's astrology team took a look at their charts. Wills is a Cancer and Kate a Capricorn -- both signs are cautious and reserved. And both signs share a love of the finer things in life; seeing as he's a prince, they've got access to them.

TMZ spotted the couple, who many thought had called it quits -- inside Jenna's Rolls Royce outside of Koi. With the porn star's hand on the UFC fighter's knee, Jenna told our photog "I'm working on Tito right now." Yeah, you are.

Of course, the term "working" probably has a different meaning for a girl whose job is to make flicks like "Zombie Strippers" and "Up and Cummers 17."

The former Playmate has been dating funnyman turned wannabe serious actor Jim Carrey since last year. Maybe they are engaged. Maybe they aren't. Do you even care?

Biel joined her buzzed boy on the northern leg of his Euro tour, and it looks like Momma Timberlake approves ... next stop, Copenhagen.

The couple joined friends for lunch at T.G.I Friday's ... nothing like getting a little local flavor while in a foreign country! During their afternoon promenade, JT had his digital camera in hand ... when he wasn't holding Jessica's.