Hook Ups

Florence Henderson, 74, and Judge Judy Sheindlin, 65, locked lips at a Beverly Hills charity event last night.

Nothing says you know you love me like a romantic Mexican vacation with your co-star -- combined with a little acne extraction.

XOXO.

The hot and horny Brit was caught slumming at an English nightclub with Kimberly Stewart - aka, Rod's daughter and Paris Hilton's protege. She's rich and she gets to make out with Jude Law. Life sucks.

Another gay celeb -- George Takei -- is going straight to the chapel after California made gay marriage legal. Oh my indeed!

Takei announced on his blog that he's going to get hitched to his longtime partner Brad Altman now that the Cali Supreme Court has given the gays the right to marry. "He is my love and I can't imagine life without him. Now, we can have the dignity, as well as all the responsibilities, of marriage," reports the good Lieutenant.

May they live long and prosper.

Well, she's gone and done it. Ellen's gonna get hitched.

A spy in the audience of this afternoon's taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" tells us that after Ellen mentioned today's California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state's ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi.

Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.

Sources tell us People mag is shelling out "well over" one milllll-ion dollars (yes, as in seven figures) for pictures of Ash and guylinered Pete Wentz. That's probably more than she's made -- total -- from her "singing."

For their part, the mag says, "We're thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We do not comment on specifics of any deals."

After spending the weekend with Jennifer Aniston, John arrived at a private airport in Miami with her dog. Good boy.

Hey, when your nongirlfriend makes more money than you -- you really are in the doghouse.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston worked out at a Miami hotel gym yesterday, then worked it out by themselves. Check out the photos -- we're satisfied with the proof. They're clearly satisfied, too.

Wonder if Mariah's ex-husband has a similar looking ring, too!

His popularity's growing alright but so is something else. Check out the shiny long hair!

After months of publicly denying their love, 19-year-old Chris and 20-year-old RiRi finally went public with their relationship at a Miami outpost of the fried chicken chain on Wednesday.

Who needs a publicist to issue a statement when you've got Colonel Sanders!

Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan got cozy at the Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party last night. Interestingly, Joel's girlfriend Nicole Richie -- who is of Mexican descent (her birth name is Nicole Escovedo) -- was not at the event.

As they should.

A TMZ fan snapped this photo of Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth in the streets of New York today.

We're pretty sure that if he keeps her around, Willis will definitely die hard.