Hot Bodies

Also appearing on the show: Will Ferrell, Elisha "24" Cuthbert, Mandy Moore, SNL's Andy Samberg, second banana Artie Lange, Donnie Wahlberg, James Gandolfini and Jackass Steve-O.

Now that she's no longer under the watchful eye of Donald Trump and the Miss USA Organization, Tara Conner has started surrounding herself with a more adult crowd -- like adult film star Tera Patrick!

The former Mess USA turned it out on the red carpet at Spike TV's "Guy's Choice" Awards on Saturday, by posing with her new buxom porntress pal. Let's be friends!

Tara may have gone to rehab to save face, but, unfortunately, her pancake makeup leaves her sporting a porn face. Someone give these ladies a facial!

With his relationship to Lance Bass long done, Reichen Lehmkuhl has found a way to make ends meet -- by selling jewelry! Are diamonds a gay's best friend too?!

Fly Naked is the former Air Force pilot's new line of titanium jewelry for men, inspired by aviation parts -- like propellers and wings. And from the looks of the line's sexy promotional pics, Reichen may have also named Fly Naked for his favorite terrestrial pastime -- nudity! Is their jewelry in that picture? We hadn't noticed!

Ten percent of Fly Naked's sales will go toward the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, which assists members of the US Armed Forces harmed by the discriminatory "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy and other related forms of intolerance. Bling with a conscience!

Kim was showing off her colossal badonkadonk again on Tushday night outside Koi -- where she was anything butt coy!

Thanks, Kim, for pulling up the rear!

The comedic couple have been an item for more than a year, and a ring was spotted on McCarthy's wedding finger -- could this be wedding number three for Carrey, and two for McCarthy?

Jenny, the former MTV "Singled Out" sexy sidekick, has a new gig as spokeswoman for Weight Watchers -- perhaps she'll sign up her somewhat flabby funnyman!

The star of a new Hans Klok "The Beauty of Magic" show at Planet Hollywood has Miss Anderson in Las Vegas three days a week until September. At Friday's opening, she strutted her ample stuff in a scandalously revealing one-piece. Abracadabra! What a piece!

Matthew McConaughey likes to play safe ... in the sun!

While the sun-worshipping, shirt-deprived hunk likes to keep his sweaty, hairless golden abs and pecs out of harm's way by using suntan lotion, TMZ has learned that Matt recently had producers of his new film, "Surfer Dude," purchase over 50 bottles of HIC 2X sunblock. Anybody wanna rub some on his back? Or front?! Place the lotion on his basket!

The 37-year-old muscled bachelor knows it doesn't matter how hot your body is ... if your face looks like a brown Gucci leather handbag. Right, Donatella?

Can't get enough of our luscious galleries? Click on in for a gander at our "Whale Tails" and "Hottest Legs" picfests!

Beverly Hills socialheavy Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis took time out from not getting into clubs to get his fried chicken on! Literally!

Davis revealed what he really liked while at an event for KFC's Colonel Scholars charity on Wednesday. Original or Extra Crispy?

Somebody please tell Gummi the t-shirt (available starting June 4 on kfc.com) is not edible. *BURP*

Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to work a pole... and not the telephone variety.

Little Miss LiLo probably isn't going to be working at Scores, but after taking a look at the video blog for her new flick, "I Know Who Killed Me," it's clear she has stripper chops if her career (and driving skills) keeps on its downward spiral.

A sexy -- and simultaneously very creepy -- video of Linds popped up on the movie's website, showing her getting naughty around a stripper pole in red four-inch heels, skimpy underwear and a hairdo.

The movie revolves around Lindsay's character suffering from split-personality disorder after a kidnapping. There's probably a lot of guys hoping this personailty is the star of the film!

The 22-year-old, who is currently being schooled on the finer thangs by Mo'Nique on VH1's "Charm School," has just unveiled herself and her new racy calendar. Now every day is Bootz-a-licious!

Just because Flava Flav turned her down, doesn't mean Bootz can't turn you up! Boyyyyyeeeeee!

Aussie Bum's new classic nylon cozzie features the original WONDERJOCK pouch technology. Now those of you who don't feel too spunky about flaunting your junk can enhance your assets with this pouch-puffing marvel! Wonderbra, move over!

Ms. Knowles sported the sexy two-piece while chillin' in Monaco on Thursday with her boo, Jay-Z.

Doesn't B's rockin' bod make you wanna go solo too?!

Sand predator Matthew McConaughey was caught sucking the life out of an unknown actress during a scene for his new film, "Surfer Dude." Breathtaking!

Matt's scene directions required him to smother the sheepish ocean creature, whose only line of defense was to wave her Godzilla feet!