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TMZ cameras had a bird's eye view of the chaotic scene, where David and Posh set off a photog snapstorm outside the terminal.

Curiously missing were Posh and Becks' three children -- Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz -- who were part of the media blitz at Heathrow, but must have snuck out a side door to avoid the paps in L.A. Hmm ... wonder why their parents didn't just sneak out too and avoid the circus altogether.

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Holly and Molly -- aka The Olly Girls from "Sunset Tan" -- sprayed on their Tuesday best (yes, they're only wearing paint!) and streaked their way into the The Sports Dream Celebrity Poker Tournament at the Playboy Mansion -- a benefit for two childrens' charities. They raised more than a few bucks that night.

Miss New Jersey revealed some of those supposedly salacious blackmail photos this morning, and while they're a little embarrassing, one thing's for sure -- she's no Katie Rees!

Amy Polumbo showed the country some of the most "revealing" pics on the "Today" show, and while one shows her boyfriend chomping on her (clothed) breast and another finds her (fully clothed) legs spread wide in a limo, the rest of them (that were released) were decidedly PG. She decided to make the pics public in advance of a meeting today with New Jersey pageant officials, who will determine the fate of her crown.

Meanwhile, three snaps that the New York Daily News "turned up" of Polumbo partying at Disneyland turned out not to be Amy, she told Matt Lauer. They're actually of a "good friend," said the beauty queen.

Update: Pageant officials have just announced that Amy Polumbo will not be stripped of her crown.

Her heinieness was seen power-walking in faaaaaaaabulous West Hollywood yesterday, with her perky lil' trainer/galpal.

Her majesty ate up the red carpet at the preem of "Hairspray" yesterday.

Following Bai Ling's peep show, Lil' Kim, who turns 33 today, got into the boob-baring biz by exposing her right titty outside the trendy Hollywood lounge. Happy breast day! The wardrobe malfunction occurred as the ghetto fab ex-con maneuvered her way into a ride driven by R&B gigolo, Ray-J. Baby got front!

Although he usually rolls with just three pieces of arm candy -- Holly, Bridget and Kendra -- Hef added few more peroxide pals to the mix at Ketchup last night.

Walking behind his ladies -- no doubt trailing behind to take in a spectacular view -- the Playboy mac-daddy showed up to the new West Hollywood restaurant with five skirted and busty babes.

Life as Hef must be real hard. It's hard just watching.

Miss Badonkadonk was interviewed on Los Angeles based hip-hop station 93.5 KDAY where she insisted that she has no beef with Whitney -- who was romantically linked to Kim's sex tape partner Ray J -- but used a line from one of the diva's hits to describe her feelings about the situation: "It's not right, but it's okay -- I'm going to make it anyway." Hmm -- no beef? Suuuure.

KardASSian went on to say that her relationship with footballin' hottie Reggie Bush will remain private -- because she has learned from her past mistakes. Sex tape, bad! Mouth shut, good!

While sunning her nubile young flesh on Venice Beach Monday, the bikini-clad "Heroes" star played handsies with her kneeling, shirtless, 21-year-old lovah. Hopefully they used protection, er, sunscreen!

Luckily, Hayden and Stephen kept their seaside shenanigans PG-13 -- for now!

Everyone's favorite instant picture company is sponsoring the multi-million beachfront estate for six weeks. Vacay! Celebrities and VIPs enjoy private dinner parties, exclusive events, BBQs, clambakes and beachside activities at the estate.

Mix-n-match Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale went to market in their perfectly done outfits -- even baby Kingston's plaid shorts seem to go with what sexy mom and hot dad are wearing.

This Hollaback girl should give Britney a pep talk -- on a number of topics!

The Navy lieutenant competed in a swim contest in Hawaii on Saturday and ... oh who cares! Just go back to looking at Baldwin's bulging muscle, and all his wet spandex glory!

The better-toned and bronzed songstress also served as the yacht's photographer -- taking snapshots of her friends all over the boat. Float like a butterfly!

The teenaged red hot cheerleader dropped jaws in this luscious red halter dress and golden heels -- looks like she's ready to move to a more grown-up studio -- Cinemax, maybe?!

When August 21 rolls around, Miss Hayden will be considered an adult, finally able to vote, join the military, oh, and have legal sex. How fast can you count down from 43?

A pasty and bedraggled Matthew Perry put on his best TJ Maxx shorts and went running in Malibu, while another Matt across the city put on his iPod and a headband and revealed his golden form for the world to swoon over. Woof.

Matt McC never fails to delight with his tanned, worked-out six pack, while Matt P's white legs frightened even hardened paparazzi.

At least the former "Friend" spared our eyes by keeping his shirt on!

The soccer stud was seen swishing through the south of France, where he's vacationing with supershopper wife Posh and their three little Becks.

When you see this, don't you just want to hop on and ride?