Hot Bodies

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Victoria's Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel is used to walking around in her underwear ... and basically did that by wearing a ridiculously sexy mismatched tiny two piece swimsuit in Miami Beach on Wednesday.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year ... when Leonardo DiCaprio trots out his super-hot bikini-clad supermodel girlfriend and reminds you that it does not suck to be him.

This time, Leo was out in Hawaii with his 23-year-old Victoria's Secret model plaything Erin Heatherton (33-24½-34).

Leo's pal Tobey Maguire was also hanging out on the beach.

Just to remind you -- before Erin, Leo was romantically linked to Gisele, Bar Refaeli, model Kristen Zang, model Emma Miller, Blake Lively and probably more hot chicks we've never even heard about.

While bronzing his already golden muscled skin on a yacht in St. Tropez on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo had more important things to do than pay attention to his ridiculously hot bikini clad girlfriend Irina Shayk ... like take a nap.

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel and UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste have two things in common -- and you're about to see a lot of both. Happy 4th, America!

Nine weeks after giving birth to daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson once again showed off her voluptuous post-partum curves and nearly spilled out of her slimming black spandex fitness wear as she made her way to a gym in L.A. on Monday.

31-year-old Simpson -- who inked a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers -- has vowed to slim all the way down to 130 pounds.

62-year-old super rich former Formula One manager Flavio Briatore -- who is the biological father of Heidi Klum's eldest daughter -- enjoyed the sight of his 32-year-old bikini-clad model wife Elisabetta Gregoraci in Sardinia, Italy the other day.

Who says money can't buy you happiness?

Chris Brown found an empty spot on his body that wasn't inked up ... and inked it up ... getting a sick new piece done on the side of his neck.

Chris hit up Black Banditz on Melrose last night to get the work done by Peter Koskela (aka PeterTattooist). The new ink was described to us as "an indian chief transforming into a wolf."

It's not easy to arrange a date with your boyfriend when you have 14 children ... but Octomom finally pulled it off this week and enjoyed her first real excursion with her new man.

As TMZ first reported, Octo and Frankie G (a 23-year-old bodybuilder) have been dating for the past two months.

But the pair had not been able to partake in an outing on their own until this week, when Frankie surprised Octo by getting a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to Will Rogers Beach in Santa Monica.

The two worked out together on the beach as Frankie has been training her to get Octo in shape for her upcoming strip club appearance at The Playhouse in Hollywood, FL on July 13.

Kate Upton's unbelievably sexy GQ video has been DETHRONED ... by a video of bikini-clad Joanna Krupa frolicking at the beach. At least that's what one misguided soul thinks.

Jessica Simpson should probably take note ... 'cause Hilary Duff has already bounced back to bikini form ... just 3 months after giving birth.

The 24-year-old actress -- who's married to retired hockey star Mike Comrie -- was hangin' by a pool in Mexico ... relaxing with her new son Luca Cruz, who was just born on March 20.

It appears Duff has already dropped most of the baby weight ... and she doesn't even have a $4 million deal with a weight loss company.

Nice work.

In case you forgot, Jessica Biel has the most ridiculously awesome ass on the planet -- and she reminded everyone while in Puerto Rico this weekend ... rocking the world's luckiest pair of bikini bottoms.

Hold on tight ... new half-naked footage of Channing Tatum has surfaced from his man-stripper past -- but it's not the panty-melting experience you were hoping for ... guy completely BOTCHED the easiest choreography ever ... the YMCA dance.

The video was shot during the actor's brief stint as a male stripper in the late 90's -- and clearly ... he still had a lot to learn in the ways of Magic Mike.

Check out the footage -- Tatum also does some weird tribal thing at the end ... if you're into that sort of thing ... this is a judgment-free zone.

Octomom -- the woman who said she's been celibate for the last 13 years ... and planned to stay that way until her kids reached 18 -- now has her very own BOYFRIEND ... and TMZ has the video evidence.

36-year-old Nadya Suleman arrived at LAX moments ago and her new boyfriend Frankie G picked her up outside. Frankie -- a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder -- even gave her a peck on the lips when she arrived.

Sources tell us the couple's been dating about two months and it's getting serious -- but the best part ... when we asked Octo how they met ... the burgeoning porn star replied, "Through church." She wasn't kidding either.

It's all pretty crazy -- because back in March, Octomom told Closer magazine, "I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18." She insisted, “Men love me, but I will be celibate for the next 15 years."

After long hours of GTL, "Jersey Shore" dudes Ronnie, Pauly D, Vinny and The Situation showed off their bronzed, buff bods at the beach in Seaside Heights on Wednesday.

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While shopping for some new hipster gear at American Apparel in Studio City on Wednesday, newly engaged pop tart Miley Cyrus let it all hang out ... through her high waist daisy duke cutoffs.

Dressed like she was hitting up a Pearl Jam concert in 1992 with a frat flannel and some Lilith Fair motorcycle boots, the 19-year-old was all about showing off her round and perky cheeky sides in a pair of denim short shorts.

For Liam Hemsworth's fiancee, grunge is definitely, er, back.