Hot Bodies

While Michael Phelps is off hanging out in a mankini with his guys pals in the Maldives, his gorgeous reported girlfriend Megan Rossee was frolicking in a sexy gold bikini at the beach in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Doing his best Michael Phelps impersonation, opera singer Andrea Bocelli went for the gold and put his God given talents on display in a blue skimpy one piece mankini on a yacht in Italy on Wednesday.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda Hogan let it all hang out in a new music video ... by flashing her behemoth badonkadonk in a thong and sheer dress type thing.

The 52-year-old blonde bombshell stars in hip hop artist Ricky Romance's latest video entitled "MILF" and does her best Coco impersonation by exposing all of her orange mother-of-two posterior loveliness.

Besides showing off all her God given talents, Linda did some serious method acting by making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in full face and a horrendous animal print bikini.

Music legend Elton John bottomed out on a yacht in St. Tropez on Monday ... by flashing his lily-white ass to some unsuspecting peeps on a neighboring boat.

While goofing around on vacation with husband David Furnish and other pals, the Grammy winner dropped trou and exposed his 65-year-old backside to another boat ... which reportedly belongs to actor Michael Caine.

No word if any of the victims are pressing charges.

Don't let the sun go down on me ... or, in this case, the moon.

Paul Ryan likes to hunt ... and with guns like those, it's easy to see why.

Here's a pic of Mitt Romney's newly appointed running mate ... sans sleeves ... in a post-gym pose-down with P90X creator Tony Horton.

The pic was taken a couple of years ago ... in the infancy of Ryan's P90X training days ... and obviously, the program worked, 'cause his arms are shredded.

As we previously reported, Ryan hits the gym every morning at 6AM and we're told his workout routine is "fierce." Also, word is he's hiding a rippling 6-pack.

We'll believe it when we see it.

12:00 PM PT -- Tony Horton tells TMZ, "Congressman Ryan is in phenomenal shape. He uses the workouts in P90X and cross training as a way to say lean, strong, flexible."

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

Kim Kardashian could barely keep herself contained, as her ginormous ridiculous ass nearly spilled out of her sexy one piece black bathing suit in a beach pic she tweeted yesterday.

Kanye West's "perfect bitch" really is the most bootyful woman in the world.

There should be no doubt that Rep. Paul Ryan is up for the rigors of a presidential campaign ... because the wannabe VP has a crazy workout regimen.

As TMZ first reported, our sources in DC say Ryan works out at the House gym every morning at 6:00 AM and his routine is "fierce."

When we asked him about his workout routine, the Congressman from Wisconsin named two of the most popular -- and most difficult -- workout plans around.

Michael Phelps really meant it when he decided to go on a guys only vacation to the Maldives ... and TMZ has the bro-tastic pics to prove it.

As TMZ first reported, Phelps opted to skip traveling with his super hot new girlfriend, Megan Rossee, and instead traveled to the notoriously expensive island destination with his best boys.

Our source described the trip as "a relaxing bro getaway" that featured a lot of lounging, boating and (of course) drinking.

Rep. Paul Ryan may be the hottest Vice Presidential candidate ever ... but we're not talking policy.

House sources tell TMZ ... Ryan works out at the House gym every morning at 6:00 AM and his routine is "fierce." We're told he's kinda on the skinny side but "totally ripped and has a six pack."

He's also modest because there are no pictures where he shows it off.

Gwen Stefani is a 42-year-old mother of two -- but that didn't stop her from looking 20 years younger on the beach in Miami this weekend ... in a sexy tiger print bikini.

Don't speak. We know just what you're thinking.

Stop us if you've heard this one before ... Paris Hilton's hookin' up with a new guy ... and it was all caught on film.

Paris and her new flavor of the month got pretty hands on with each other during a trip to the beach this weekend in France ... rubbing on each other ... and splashing around in the ocean.

Sources tell us ... the mystery man is a "successful businessman from Europe" ... and he and Paris have been friends for years.

Michael Phelps received his 19th Olympic medal by winning gold in the 4 x 200m Freestyle with the help of his fellow ripped and shaved smooth teammates Conor Dwyer, Ryan Lochte and Ricky Berens.

Question is ...

We can all thank Madonna for Octomom's topless album cover ... because the mother of 14 says the pop icon inspired her to bare it all for her music.

As TMZ first reported, Octo is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta -- but they've changed the title of the song from "Get on the Dance Floor" to "Sexy Party."

Sources close to Octo tell TMZ ... the cover art for "Sexy Party" is 100% Madonna inspired. We're told the pop singer's "Like a Virgin" style and need to sing about liberation struck a chord with Octo and she wanted to pay homage to that with her album art.

Sources tell us ... the crosses in the background, the rosary and even Octo baring her boobies (sans nipples) was all in honor of Madge.

Millions of 13-year-old boys' dreams are about to come true -- TMZ has learned, the 3-boob'd lady in the new "Total Recall" movie WILL be showing FULL NIPPLES ... despite the film's PG-13 rating.

People have been speculating ever since news broke Sony was rebooting the classic R-rated 1990 flick, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger -- which features a 3-boob'd prostitute who proudly shows off three naked nipples.

Now, a rep for Sony tells us, the new movie won't disappoint when it premieres at midnight -- because the revamped 3-boob'd lady will ALSO be going fully topless ... sans the nipple strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.

It's surprising ... considering the new movie's rated PG-13 -- and this kind of nudity is rare in PG-13 movies.

But it's not unheard of -- here's a list of other famous PG-13 movies with bare boobies ... "Titanic," "The Fifth Element," "Something's Gotta Give," "Forrest Gump," and "Splash."

As for the actress who played the original triple threat -- Lycia Naff -- she's pleased by the news, telling TMZ, it's pointless to go through hours of makeup and prosthetic attachment just to leave out the "best part" ... "those little chocolatey nuggets."

Um, what she said.

Italian model and babe professionale Claudia Romani really explored her animal instincts yesterday in Miami -- flaunting her Mediterranean assets on the beach ... in a smoking hot leopard print bikini.

Now that's one spicy meat-a-ball!