Hot Bodies

Bella Hadid's thong hung on for dear life after taking a dip, not that we're complaining.

Khloe Kardashian's still got a lot of junk in her trunk despite a rigorous workout regime that has every other part of her body slimming down.

Khloe ran errands Monday in Bev Hills, hitting up the Meche hair salon -- but in boots and jeans like this ... NO one was paying attention to her hair.

Ass ... still that family's greatest export.

Charlotte McKinney's body is screaming summer, even though her mouth is yelling ... "Damn, this water is freakin' COLD!"

Charlotte went charging on to the beach at her BF Stephen Dorff's Malibu home on Sunday -- until the frigid Pacific Ocean froze her in her tracks.

Chrissy Teigen celebrated her first Mother's Day by looking incredibly hot and leggy ... just 3 weeks after giving birth to daughter Luna.

Chrissy and hubby John Legend did date night Saturday at Jones Hollywood in West Hollywood.

They're no ordinary people.

You'd think going viral as Angelina Jolie's doppelganger would have dudes (and definitely some chicks) banging down Mara Teigen's door -- and yet she's totally available.

The model recently blew up when the Internet recognized her eerily Angelina-like features -- so when we got her at LAX we asked how the recognition's changed her life.

Mara explained her phone has been ringing more, it's just ... well, watch the video. Why wouldn't you?

Seriously.

Joanna Krupa's ridiculous body proves yet again she's the finest Polish export ever -- sorry, smoked sausage.

The model and ex-Real Housewife hit Miami Beach in a smoking hot sequined bikini. Her husband, Romain Zago, was there too 'cause apparently Joanna needed something to climb in the water.

"Hamilton" may have set a new bar with their 16 Tony nominations ... but Hamilton actor Jon Rua should be placed in his own category for these shirtless photos!

Alessandra Ambrosio's so damn hot she turned a wardrobe malfunction into a work of art.

The Brazilian supermodel looked flawless at a secret beach photo shoot, despite the peekaboo. Check out the photos, and thank God for wind.

If there's one thing Kristen Wiig learned from shooting "Ghostbusters" it's ... NEVER cross the streams -- unless, of course, a tall dark mystery guy offers his stream on a romantic beach in Hawaii.

Beats getting slimed. We imagine.

The mystery guy is Avi Rothman. People says she's been secretly dating the writer/producer for a few months.

It was sunny and 75 in Los Angeles Tuesday ... so UFC superstar Paige VanZant hit the beach.

Model pose? Check.

Bathing suit handstand? Check.

Butt selfie? Check and mate.

BTW, don't be jealous of the weather ... it's only supposed to be sunny and 69 today.

Britney Spears flaunted her body of art ... or her body AND some art -- anyway, her body's banging and the painting on the wall looks good too.

Brit modeled a new lime green one-piece swimsuit, and it's easy to see her love for yoga is paying off.

The chick is strapped! And looking good.

The Met Gala did not disappoint ... it wasn't the Oscars, but lots of chicks were statue-worthy Monday night in NYC.

Kylie, Kendall, Kim, Cindy Crawford, Ciara and tons of other beautiful women showed their stuff at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Kourtney Kardashian is reminding everyone her trunk's fully loaded ... just like her little sisters, Kim and Khloe.

Kourt was hanging with her kids in Miami Beach -- but in her cut-off shorts and white swimsuit it was easy to overlook the little ones.

Big mistake, Scott Disick. Huge.

Heads up ... there's a lot of genital talk in this video ...

John Salley has some "pointers" for Usher about how to take a world class ... Internet-breaking ... truly inspiring and memorable ... picture of your penis.

Usher "inadvertently" showed his little guy on Snapchat Thursday ... posting a nude snap with a smiley face covering his happy place ... but leaving a little bit left over to say hi.

We asked John about this man-sized malfunction when we got him out at LAX -- 'cause he's sorta like an expert -- and he gives us the lowdown on proper penis pic etiquette.

Take notes, fellas ...

Angelica Bridges did one season of "Baywatch," and while her body's more than ready to slip into the ole red swimsuit again -- there's NOTHING wrong with the one she's wearing here.

The 45-year-old bombshell who played Lt. Taylor Walsh in 1997, posed in some barely there material (we think it's a swimsuit) for a photo shoot Thursday in Malibu.

She's not slated to appear in the upcoming movie. Reshoot, please!