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The Britney Spears cover photo for the recent issue of Lucky magazine was TRASHED so fiercely ... the mag took the unprecedented step of apologizing on Twitter.

The photo, which shows Brit Brit in what can only be described as a really bad wig, triggered a firestorm on the Internet, and especially Twitter.

The mag couldn't ignore the backlash, so it tweeted an apology, saying, "Thank you all for sharing your thoughts on our cover! As always, we will share with our team and we're sorry to have let some of you down."

Still, considering the various incarnations of Britney's "hair," we gotta ask ...

California girls Gwen Stefani and Katy Perry combined their blonde and brunette forces at a fashion event in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Question is ...

Christina Aguilera has the chance to pump up a dating site that caters to BBWs ... and the men who love 'em -- all she's gotta do is accept one really, really BIG offer.

Christina Aguilera's Rubenesque physique could pay off in a huuuuge way -- TMZ has learned she's been offered $3 MILLION to be the face of a dating website for "big and beautiful" women.

The person behind the offer is former "America's Next Top Model" winner Whitney Thompson -- the first plus-size model to even win the show.

Whitney now runs TheBigandTheBeautiful.com -- and fired off a letter to Aguilera, saying she's extremely interested locking down Christina as the spokesperson for the website, which is "specifically designed for women with curves."

As part of the deal, Aguilera would agree to at least one TV commercial, one radio commercial, two photo shoots, and four public appearances. She also wants Christina to sing a jingle for the website.

When God closes a door, he opens a window and in Kate Gosselin's case ... that window is a job offer that would involve her hosting her own show in the nude!!!

Gosselin was axed this week from her gig as a blogger for the website CouponCabin.com after the CEO said she was no longer "a good fit" for the company.

But the mother of eight might not be out of work long because everyone's favorite porn company, Vivid Entertainment, wants her to serve as a Naked Host for their new cable division, VividTV.

In an offer letter to Gosselin obtained by TMZ, Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch says the gig (which wouldn't be all-nude all the time) would allow her to have a flexible schedule so she could spend plenty of time with her brood.

Gosselin is at the top of Vivid's list, with Hirsch saying, "We have binders of women who would love the job, but you're definitely our first choice."

While lawyers, jurors and reporters hear all about the meltdown of Britney Spears and who's responsible for her drug-fueled downward spiral, Britney was enjoying a frothy drink at Starbucks in Encino.

Check out her boots ... and her bangs.

Britney will not have to take the oath, because the judge in the defamation case has ruled she does not have to testify since she's currently under a conservatorship.

First Lady Michelle Obama and Ann Romney were both tickled hot pink at last night's presidential debate at Hofstra University.

Question is...

Hold on to your Manolos, because Carrie Bradshaw and Charlotte York Goldenblatt reunited last night at a gay bar in New York City West Hollywood.

After attending an amfAR benefit earlier in the evening, "Sex and the City" fashionistas Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis hit up the ever popular Abbey for some late night cosmos and girl talk surrounded by some of their biggest fans.

Britney Spears was in rare form yesterday -- she was actually chatty and friendly!

Not surrounded by hoards of security and paparazzi for a change while shopping on Robertson Blvd., our photog actually got to ask Miss Spears a few personal questions -- about her new gig on "X Factor," her kids, and Madonna -- and the usually tight-lipped pop star answered them.

"The Voice" judge Christina Aguilera (left) -- and her Dirrty era extensions -- showed up to the American Music Awards nominations in L.A. on Tuesday ... looking like the long lost family member of Wynonna Judd Brooke Hogan (center) and Linda Hogan (right).

Hulk may have more 'splaining to do.

Mariah Carey got a full police AND umbrella escort on her way out of an "American Idol" photo shoot in Baton Rouge yesterday -- 'cause the only thing more harmful than angry rappers are those damn UV rays.

Carey had told Babwa Wawa that she bulked up her security team after Nicki Minaj allegedly threatened to shoot her with a gun during their blowup earlier this week ... and Thursday she proved she ain't messin' around.

Sources tell us ... Mariah and Nicki both participated in the shoot -- and even posed for pics TOGETHER. We're told the shoot was peaceful, but it's clear the hatchet is not buried.

Tomorrow, the gang has another round of auditions ... and that's when tensions really start to heat up.

Christina Aguilera's massive boobs and Hillary Clinton's steely gaze proved once and for all that NO ONE -- male or female -- can ignore boobs on a platter! Well played, Madam Secretary.

Hillary Clinton is clearly impressed with Christina Aguilera.

The two got together at the 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington D.C. on Wednesday for their work in helping feed starving children throughout the world.

Clearly, Christina has what it takes to make sure no child ever goes hungry.

Mario Lopez's 2-week wife Ali Landry is an expert on her knees, easily keeping her balance during a smoking hot paddle boarding session in Hawaii earlier today.

In case you forgot, Mario and Ali were married on April 24th, 2004. Their marriage was annulled two weeks later.

Sofia Vergara celebrated "Modern Family's" big Emmy win last night by shaking her ass like a CHAMPION in a tight sexy dress ... and TMZ has ALL of the incredible jiggly footage.

It all went down at the HBO Emmy Party at the Pacific Design Center -- when Sofia stormed into the place around 1 AM with the urge to dance her face off in her ultra-skin tight dress.

Sofia -- clearly excited her show won the statue for Best Comedy Series-- went straight to the center of the party and began gyrating to Gloria Estefan's "Conga."

With the crowd egging her on, Vergara requested the DJ play the Enrique Iglesias track, "I Like It"... and of course, he obliged.

Heidi Klum showed up to the Emmy Awards moments ago without her bodyguard boyfriend ... but fully rocking her smokin' hot body.

Klum walked the red carpet at the Nokia theater in downtown L.A. sporting a scantily cut sea-foam dress ... where the plunging neckline and high leg slits managed to meet in practically the same place.