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Resident Hills biatch-turned-wannabe-pop star Heidi Montag britneyspearsed her way through her new single at club LAX in Vegas this weekend -- but her lips were synching almost as fast as her fan base.

While sipping on a drink, the 49-year-old former Baptist minister revealed his stellar dance moves, by doing the white man hustle. Lawd, have mercy on us!

Jeff Beacher, of Beacher's Madhouse in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas, has offered a purse of $1 million if Kid Rock and Tommy Lee take their VMA beef to his club's boxing ring. Beacher is now raising the stakes by upping the prize to a cool $1.5 mil!

Who said you couldn't put a price on your dignity?

Still no word from either camp if they'll take Beacher up on his offer.

TMZ has learned that Las Vegas impresario Jeff Beacher is promoting a fight at his Madhouse, where they will throw blows until one of them is knocked out. That sounds perfect! We're told the victor will line his egomaniacal pockets with $1 million in hard cash. Beach has even arranged for Mini Britney Spears to be the ring girl with an opening night performance! VMAs again, anyone?!

TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna.

The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back to college tonight!"

TMZ snapped this photo of Foxx around 4:00 AM at the Bocaj Vodka Party at the Venetian, where he attempted to pour a little somethin' in a lucky dreamgirl's mouth. She was plucked from the crowd with the help of Jamie's trusty little flashlight. Smooth operator!

Everyone knows the music mogul loves to hear himself talk, but does he have to torture club goers with his endless jibberjab?!

After the VMAs, a fan told Hayden that she looked gorgeous, but Miss P didn't take the compliment in stride, complaining, "My feet don't feel so gorgeous right now!" Being the new "It" girl comes with a lot of responsibilities!

TMZ has learned that the Las Vegas Police Department is on the hunt for Kid Rock after he allegedly "clocked" Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVMPD has asked for Rock's room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.

Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that "Tommy got it pretty bad."

Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation, caught on camera by Reuters photographer Steven Marcus, took place.

TMZ has learned that Palms owner George Maloof was questioned by police, who was overheard telling cops, "I have no idea."

According to the AP, rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. "It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him," said Nice, who was two tables away. "And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like 'Yo, what?"'

During the show, guest Floyd Mayweather Jr. started tossin' money in the air, causing the crowd to dive into the stage-side pool to collect the soggy dollars. As fans pushed in, the stage nearly gave way -- where stacks of electronics lay in wait to electrocute the whole lot! Get rich or die tryin'!

Problem is, Aguilera has never publicly confirmed her pregnancy! Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman initially looked shocked, but then quickly recovered. Party on!

UPDATE: We contacted Xtina's rep about Paris' gaffe ... she had no comment.