The Heaving Hills of Vegas
The best thing about Carmen Electra's birthday at Pure? Carmen Electra, naturally. TMZ spotted her impossibly well-presented girls -- and Carmen too -- as they feted her 36th birthday.
Not to be outdone, Frenchy Angelique from "Rock of Love" went ahead and gave clubgoers some new mammaries to cherish, while Mary Carey and David Weintraub grossed everyone out with their hand-holding at Prive. Mary J. Blige resorted to none of that and still managed to out-class them all at Tao.
Who knew that the desert was so hilly?
Joey Fatone Had a Better Weekend Than You
It's officially thong season in Las Vegas, and when you're famous and have nothing else to do -- might as well enjoy the festivities.
Our pals at SpyOnVegas.com caught Joey Fatone suited up in his best pink ensemble, hanging out with a bunch of things that were hanging out at the grand opening of Tao Beach. Also kickin' it with a lot of exposed skin: Wilmer Valderrama, Shawne Merriman, Chace Crawford and Christian Siriano ... and a bunch of wannabe hot bodies. It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Joe Goes Where No Jacko Has Gone Before
Blanket's 78-year-old grandpa, Joe Jackson, skipped Bingo night to go partying at TAO in Vegas. We're guessin' Michael didn't inherit those lady killer genes.
Unlike before, Joe was able to make it past the velvet rope and get inside the club.
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Danity Kane Toe Jammin' in Vegas
Diddy's proteges skanked it up celebrated their number one album (really - number one??) by kicking off their Manolos at The Bank nightclub in The Bellagio.
We didn't know you could wear skis into the club - paging Paris Hilton!
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This Is Why You Don't F*** with Steve Wynn!
There are two guys named Wang and Ah who, if they're not already, need to stay in China. Because Steve Wynn is after their asses.
Wynn's hotel filed a lawsuit against a Richard Wang, who took a $1.5 million marker from Wynn, and an Ah Fong Chang, who still owes Steve $500K from a $1 mil credit line.
How do you say "totally effed" in Chinese?
Audrina's Skanky Coverup
After showing the world your goodies in photos, naturally the next step is to show them in person.
Following in the mansize 11 footsteps of Paris Hilton, and other more demure chicks like Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra, Audrina from "The Hills" took the stage for the Pussycat Dolls lounge at PURE in Las Vegas. She was dressed in her very best hoochie chic.
Frankly, Scarlet, she looked better naked.
Bayside Principal Disciplines Naughty Schoolgirl
He may be old and a little creepy, but "Saved By the Bell's" Mr. Balding Belding has still got game. Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com caught the has-been 57-year-old out in Vegas at Hard Rock's Body English over the weekend, having no problem getting his fill of skanky school girls.
Paging Joe Francis! Grandpa's gone wild!
Vegas to K-Fed: Happy B-Day, Now Shut Up!
If Kevin Federline's atrocious rap album wasn't reason enough to never give him a microphone -- this video from his birthday party at PURE in Las Vegas should close the case.
Good thing his lawyer, Marc Vincent Kaplan, was there. K-Fed should always just let him do the talking.
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Verne Troyer -- This Is How He Rolls!
You can't keep a good man down. The same goes for a little guy. Mini Me Verne Troyer hit up Prive nightclub in Vegas at Planet Hollywood on Monday.
The knee-high actor, probably best known for his role in "Austin Powers" and for peeing in the corner on VH1's "Surreal Life," lapped it up with a gaggle of girls while 90s throwback House of Pain performed.
Lucky for the go go dancer, Verne left the stage dry. This time ...
Cupid Ain't What He Used to Be
Breathtaking. Vibrant. Electric. A few words to describe the unavoidable beacon of love that shot forth from Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at LAX in Las Vegas last night.
Ok, seriously -- it's like they haven't even met before.
Heidi's Got the Hills to Pay the Bills
Although Heidi Montag just graced the cover of a major magazine to say she was "betrayed" by Spencer -- Montag and Mayor McCheese were together at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas last night stinking up the dance floor.
Heidi once again wooed Spence by lip-syncing a song for him -- but this time, it wasn't her horrendous single. It was "Baby Got Back."
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Robert De Niro Is a Brave, Brave Man
Robert De Niro was caught hugging overly heavyweight Mike Tyson last night. Is he crazy?!
Tyson was randomly at the opening of De Niro's restaurant Ago in Vegas, where he likely chewed on some delicious pastas and meats ... and we presume no human ears.
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Strahan and Jared: Brothers From Another Mother
Subway comrades Michael Strahan and Jared Fogle put down their 6" veggie subs on wheat this weekend and got their groove on!
SpyOnVegas.com caught the pair gettin' down at Tao nightclub, where the gap-toothed New York Giant hosted another victory party. Meanwhile, Jared is celebrating 10 years since he famously shed almost 250 pounds and Subway continues to revel in the fact they have convinced the world that meat-stuffed sandwiches are healthy.
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Brody Jenner: Pimpin' IS Easy
Take that Lilo! Brody and his girlfriend, Cora Skinner, worked on perfecting their PDA as the two made out all night -- nauseating everyone within a two-mile radius.
The pair (and Frankie Delgado) partied at LAX Nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas -- where they schmoozed with porn director Dave Navarro.
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Floyd Mayweather is Philthy Rich
Little man Floyd Mayweather has some big money -- and some big ass jewelry.
Rocking ridiculous Mr. T bling and wads of cash, Mayweather celebrated his 31st birthday in Vegas last night -- with Keisha Cole acting as arm candy for Pretty Boy.
The boxer's due to take in even more cash real soon -- with a possible $20 million payday for WWE's Wrestlemania XXIV.
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T.O. to Barry Bonds: Gimme the Juice*
As if you needed another reason to hate Terrell Owens, here's number 4,789: He's hanging out with Barry Bonds!
Cameras caught Bonds at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, peer pressuring the NFL's biggest crybaby into downing a performance enhancing substance -- Le Tourment Vert absinthe. We're not sure which is more shocking, the look on T.O.'s face when he tries to suck it down, or the fact that Bonds managed to squeeze his gigantic head through the casino door.
Then again, anything's possible with a little Crisco and a running start.