Barack Gives Hillary the Kiss-Off
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The race is over, but Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are still close.
Barack went in for the kill at a Women for Obama fundraiser in NYC on Thursday.
He'll really do what Bill couldn't!
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Camilla and Charles -- Reign Reign Go Away!
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Prince Charles and his second wife, Camilla Parker Bowles, enjoyed a typical London summer afternoon on Wednesday.
Aren't they the picture of wedded bliss?
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Oh Boy, George!
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They say black is slimming.
With his North American tour scrapped due to legal troubles, Boy George, 47, was snapped lumbering through Ireland in his Homer Simpson funeral drag on Wednesday.
Time is like a clock of the ... pounds.
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Joel & Pete: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!
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Good Charlotte's Joel Madden (left) and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz (right).
These two have more in common than just a flat iron ...
- Wannabe punk poser in hipster-lite boy bland
- Man-bangs
- Guyliner
- A talentless media whore baby mama
This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!
Pam Anderson Is All Stretched Out
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At 41, Pam Anderson is still as limber as a teenager.
The ex-wife of three and mother of two showed off her leg opening skills during an Australian interview with Kyle and Jackie O before going into the "Big Brother" house last night.
She is very good at what she does.
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Somebody Must Have Lost a Huge Bet
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Can you say laser tattoo removal?
While at a book signing on Tuesday, some fool showed Gene Simmons his ridiculous full back tat of all four members of KISS.
There's a fine line between fan and somebody get security.
Unidentified Flashing Object Spotted at Premiere
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Despite being unknown, someone called Jo Champa has never been more overexposed.
Champa -- who once starred in an episode of "JAG" -- borrowed one of Elvira's gowns and revealed her credits at a premiere last night.
Those who can't act, flash!
David Lee Roth Puts Nuts in Mouth Almost Dies
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Van Halen won't have to call Sammy Hagar back quite yet!
Diamond David Lee Roth was reportedly pulled over for speeding in Ontario, Canada last month when officers noticed the rocker was having a medical emergency -- Roth was suffering from a severe allergic reaction to nuts.
An ambulance was called and Roth, a paramedic himself, was taken to a local hospital, where he was treated and released. The officers are being credited with saving Roth's life.
Calls to Roth's reps have not been returned.
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Brad Pitt -- Fedorable
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Brad Pitt arrived at the Hospital in Nice, France today looking a lovely shade of pimptastic.
No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.
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Winona Ryder Steals from Father Time
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Elfish former star Winona Ryder came out of hiding and emerged outside a medical building in L.A. on Monday, looking like she did in the '90s -- before that whole career-ending shoplifting fiasco of 2001.
Community service does the body good.
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Ed Hardy -- R.I.P., Larry's Wearin' Your Stuff
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While it's the uniform of every douchey wannabe in Hollywood, the final nail in the Ed Hardy fashion coffin was having Jurassic CNN host Larry King snapped in a pair of his laceless slip-on sneakers on Monday.
Who knew Ed Hardy had an orthopedic line?!
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Village Person: Macho Mute
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The guy who was the Village People's original resident policeman can't sing!
Victor Willis is in a San Diego hospital after having surgery on his vocal cords, which developed nodules and made him hoarse. (Wait -- he sang?) He had to cancel several European and Canadian concert dates on his solo tour because of the injury. (Wait -- he has a solo tour?)
The fuzz left the VP back in 1980, and in 2006 he was popped for coke possession in San Francisco and had to do three years' probation.
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Locklear Now Starring in Happy Days
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A little rest and relaxation appears to be just what the doctor ordered for Heather Locklear.
Looking cheerful, the 46-year-old rehabbing blonde took time out of dealing with anxiety and depression to enjoy the day with boyfriend Jack Wagner at Miraval Spa in Arizona on Sunday.
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Amy -- Bikini Waxes Are Your Friend
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Popwreck Amy Winehouse needs to get her hair trimmed -- she also needs a new hairdo.
Two weaves are not necessarily better than one!
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Some Things Just Write Themselves ...
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A horse (left) and Camilla Parker Bowles (right) in England over the weekend.
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Leslie Nielsen in Airplane -- Won't Speak Jive
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Surely, Leslie Nielsen seemed like he was kidding when told photogs at LAX that his hearing has gone bad.
Shirley wasn't kidding.