Nurse!

After allegedly having breast reduction surgery last week, Katie picked up a few things at a Hollywood drugstore -- including everyone's favorite stool softener, Dulcolax.

A girl has gotta watch her figure.

Looks like the Transformers sequel will be back on track.

The 50-year-old is officially a golden girl.

It looks like Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" needs an exterminator!

We're told Coolio was in Rapid City, S.D. when he got bit by a rogue spider and had to go to the hospital for treatment.

His rep, Susan Haber, confirms Coolio did seek help at the local hospital but has since fully recovered. See what happens when you style your hair like a Tarantula?

Sportin' busted up black fingernails due to bruising and bleeding, the accident-prone star was snapped in Glendale, Calif. on Wednesday.

Word is he won't have to have any fingers amputated.

Neither of them is a white woman.

We're just sayin'!

Lesley was allegedly clocked on the left cheek by her husband during a drunken spat Monday morning. Law enforcement tells us her cheek was bruised.

We're told the case will be referred to the D.A., but after hubby Alan was released from the pokey, we got video of the two of them walking the dog. If Lesley has a change of heart, good luck getting a conviction.

Vanesa Ramirez was partying at Level 3 in Hollywood last May, when she slipped on the dance floor, injuring her left ankle. Bouncers gingerly placed Ramirez on a chair ... which broke, sending her to the ground a second time.

Ramirez wants more than $25,000, so at least something won't be broke anymore.

The 30-year-old mother of three came to the U.S. to get her girls reduced, but last week said she was thinking of getting them super-sized. She was shielded as she left the Dr's office. So we ask.....

Sometimes a gal has to give her army of hair and makeup peeps the day off!

Our "Dancing with the Stars" spies tell us Toni Braxton will put on her dancing shoes for the show this season. Toni, who quit her Vegas gig due to heart complications, continues the "DWTS" tradition of dancers with some form of challenge: Heather Mills (leg), Marlee Matlin (deaf) and Tucker Carlson (rhythm).

He wasn't so open about the shooting at Jermaine Dupri's party this weekend.

So that's who he was driving! Meet Demaris Meyer, the passenger in Morgan Freeman's smash-up late last night.

From what we can gather, 48-year-old Meyer is from Memphis, works as an executive assistant at Fed-Ex and is an avid gardener. One source tells us that Meyer is a very close friend of Morgan's wife Myrna and is often seen at their house for get-togethers.

In Maui this weekend, Heaton showed off her bikini body, and something that looked like an umbilical scar on her abdomen.

Earlier this year, the 50-year-old mother of four was snapped with her navel missing, but Patty's aborted umbilicus seems to have been resurrected, or at least reconstructed.

Right winger Robert Novak has just announced that he has retired -- effective immediately.

The political columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times decribes his prognosis following the diagnosis of a brain tumor as "dire."

"The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy," Novak told the paper.

Just two weeks ago cops cited Novak for hit and run after he hit a pedestrian in Washington, D.C. crosswalk. Novak told us he didn't even see the person he hit.