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It doesn't matter if he's in a sold out theater -- or the sidewalk at Mr. Chow -- Don Rickles can shred anyone, anytime, anywhere ... and that's precisely why, at 82-years-old, dude is a living legend.

As if OctoMom didn't already have enough on her plate, now one of her kids is setting play dates with the paparazzi.

Mick Jagger is 5'9." His girlfriend L'Wren Scott is 6'4" ... and that's exactly how the singer likes it.

He's only a member of the biggest band like, ever, so how the hell can Paul McCartney walk around Paris and not have a single soul look his way -- let alone approach him for an autograph?

Alas, Paris Hilton has found someone more feeble upstairs than her.

Judging from the absolute clusterf**k that went down outside the Drury Lane Theatre tonight in London, one thing is for sure -- Jacko's fans are just as crazy as he is.

He's worth millions, has a hot chick and plays a mean game of golf -- but now we have yet another reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake: He's not too bad on the b-ball court either.

The honeymoon is clearly over -- because yesterday in L.A., Tom Brady was back to running errands as his new wife, Gisele Bundchen, kept the car running with Tom's son in the back seat.

Ok, what's scarier: That creepy ass, Pennywise-looking clown grinding on some hot chick ... or the fact that people still go bananas for Vanilla Ice?

So you would think for $5 grand a week, Britney would get a bang for her babysitting buck. But babyslacker Kevin Federline was no where in sight yesterday as Britney's security guards and nanny took Sean Preston and Jayden James for a stroll in New Orleans.

The dude's 82 and on vacation in Paris, but not even that combination could turn Jerry Lewis' slapstick switch to "Off."

Alleged woman beaters gotta stick together -- and Suge Knight is staying Team Brown when it comes to Chris' altercation with Rihanna.

Three days after tying the knot with Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen is already abandoning him for Mexican food in the Valley.

Brad Pitt was deemed a security risk at LAX this weekend -- and not missing a chance to pat down one of the hottest guys alive, security pulled him into a back room for a thorough wanding ... we're guessing he was asked what Jennifer Aniston was really like.

Apparently, they don't have seat belts in England. Or at least that was Simon Cowell's excuse when a Beverly Hills cop pulled him over for not buckling up this weekend.

Oh the irony ... Gisele Bundchen getting an assist walking in the church for her wedding. When Tom Brady was feebly walking to her doctor's office, Gisele was no where to be found.