Megan Fox's Canine -- Sick as a Dog

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Megan Fox doesn't have swine flu, but her adorable little doggy does have pneumonia.

After bringing her pup to get checked out yesterday, Studio City Hospital tells us Megan's dog was diagnosed with pneumonia and is currently on antibiotics. But there's good news -- we're told things are getting better for Fox's best friend ... the dog is eating and drinking again.

The world's luckiest pup should be back in Megan's lap in no time.

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This Little Piggy Went to Paris ... Hilton

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One lucky little pot belly piglet is about to live a life of luxury -- Paris Hilton style.

TMZ has learned Hilton has ordered a $4,500 Royal Dandie™ miniature pig from a breeder in Oregon -- who'll hand-deliver the piglet to Paris in 4-5 weeks.

Paris' piggy -- who'll be named "Princess Pigelette" -- will be nine weeks old when she arrives and is "closely related" to the piglet pictured. We're told she's black, white and pink -- and is already litter box trained.

A rep for Hilton tells us, "Paris is thrilled! She is a major animal lover and is excited for the arrival of her new piglette."

The breeder tells us these mini pigs are healthy, friendly, clean and more intelligent than a dog.

Tinkerbell -- if she's still around -- isn't gonna be happy about this.

Burns' Plea -- Give Us Our Dog Back!

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Brooke Burns is sad ... and one of you may be responsible.

Yesterday outside CNN, Burns made a heartfelt plea to our camera -- hoping the couple who was spotted snatching her Malti-Poo last Saturday might watch this clip and return him to Brooke and her 9-year-old daughter Madison.

Contact FindToto.com if you have any information on the puppy-napping.

The dog wasn't wearing any tags when he went M.I.A..

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Whitney's Got a Brand New Doggy Bag

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Reassembled pop diva Whitney Houston left a hotel in Paris on Tuesday, with her pooch looking longingly for a way out of a carrying case.

Now that she's finally got Bobby Brown out of her life, Whitney's found a new bitch.

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Farmer Causes Udder Chaos in Brussels

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A farmer used his cow as a weapon and sprayed cops with milk during a protest in Brussels the other day.

The protest was over the falling leche prices in Europe.

Milk doesn't always do the body good.

Pet Tracker Wins 2nd Chance with Brooke's Dog

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We've learned the same pet-tracking service that failed to help Jessica Simpson find her lost dog is back in the saddle for Brooke Burns' missing Malti-Poo.

The company's rep tells us they made 5,000 calls to Brooke's neighbors yesterday free-of-charge with

this pre-recorded message

-- and they'll make just as many today if need be.

Stepping up to the plate with an 0-1 count isn't easy -- but at least this time the owner didn't personally see a coyote gnawing on her pet before it disappeared.

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Carrie Underwood Overshadowed ... by Her Pooch

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Carrie Underwood's dog is famous -- and unlike Jessica Simpson's or Brooke Burns', it's not for being another face on the milk carton.

Meet Ace Underwood -- the only celeb canine we know of who actually has his own fan club.

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Missing Dog Alert -- Another Malti-Poo Goes MIA

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It's a full-blown multiple missing Malti-Poo epidemic -- with yet another Hollywood starlet on a desperate search for her precious pooch.

Former "Baywatch" star Brooke Burns -- who was once engaged to Bruce Willis -- has posted signs around the Los Angeles area offering a reward for her missing dog Max. The "very friendly" Malti-Poo has been missing since Saturday.

As TMZ heartbrokenly reported, Jessica Simpson had to call off a massive search for her beloved Malti-Poo, Daisy ... after a coyote snatched the dog right before her very eyes.

Hopefully, Brooke will have better luck...

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Dog on All Twos

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Animal Planet host Zak George taught a dog to stand upright on its hind legs ... while on his.

You can teach an old dog dangerous tricks.

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Bull Tackles NFL Legend -- Makes Junior Say Ow

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An enraged bull just did what every offensive player in the NFL from 1991 -- 2008 couldn't do to former Pro Bowl linebacker Junior Seau -- it ran his ass over.

The San Diego Charger legend was a guest at the Professional Bull Rider's Invitational this weekend in Ontario, CA -- where he learned first hand what it feels like to be taken down to the ground ... hard.

Although the bull's tackle looks pretty painful, we're told Seau only suffered minor bruising.

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Jessica -- Wash that Coyote Right Outta My Hair

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With all the coyote/football/general drama in her life, there's still one thing that can make Jessica Simpson crack a smile -- her hair.

Jessica's friends are reportedly worried she's at her "lowest point" after her innocent maltipoo was snatched by a vicious coyote -- but yesterday at LAX, Jess and her BFF/stylist Ken Paves were ready and willing to laugh about her locks.

As for that evil coyote -- that bastard is still out there ... lurking ... waiting ...

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Jessica's Doggy Help -- Calling Off the Search

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TMZ has learned the group of experts aiding Jessica Simpson in the quest for her lost dog is officially calling off their search.

Sources close to the situation tell us Simpson and the FindToto.com people have exhausted every possible resource to find Jessica's precious Daisy -- last spotted in the grasp of a wild coyote.

We're told Simpson's camp used tracking dogs, scoured neighborhoods, put up posters, power-dialed neighbors and did everything else they could to find a clue ... but came up short.

We're even told a pet psychic offered to help, but we're not sure if Jessica actually accepted the supernatural offer.

Jessica still has hope ... but that hope seems to be fading pretty quickly.

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Jessica Calls in Experts to Aid in Dog Search

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A massive search effort is underway to find Jessica Simpson's missing dog Daisy -- last seen in the clutches of a wild coyote.

TMZ has learned Jessica has been in touch with a lost dog-finding service called FindToto.com -- a company that power dials 1000 of Jessica's closest neighbors in Encino, California to alert them about Simpson's situation.

So far, we're told Jess' peeps have only received one tip -- but it was about a pit bull ... not Jessica's Malti-Poo.

Sources close to the situation claim Jess is still "praying" for the dog, but she knows the "odds are against" her.

We're told Jessica is still clinging to hope, because Daisy is "fast" .... and may have seized an opportunity to bolt from her captor.

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Jessica Simpson -- Coyote Took My Doggy

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The dog Nick Lachey gave Jessica Simpson as a sign of their once undying love may have met a violent and tragic demise.

Daisy, Jessica's beloved "carmel colored" Malti-Poo, was snatched right in front of her eyes by a coyote last night.

Jessica has posted a missing dog sign on her Twitter page along with the following message:

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

It doesn't look good....

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Mayer's New Home

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Mayer -- the dog we helped rescue along with the real John Mayer -- seems to be doing quite well with his new family. And by "well" we mean "friggin' cute as all hell!!!!!"

Mayer was placed into this loving home with the help of Ace of Hearts dog rescue foundation after he bet us $25,000 we couldn't find his mug shot.

The new owners tell us they are huge John Mayer fans, but they didn't know the dog's backstory until shortly after the adoption. They had recently lost a dog to cancer and tell us Mayer gets home-cooked organic meals. Lucky mutt!

We haven't seen the real John Mayer this happy since he was dating Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston .... or maybe never.

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