Judge Joe Brown I'm a TV Kingpin Again ... In Jail, Anyway

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Judge Joe Brown's jail sentence is less punishment and more super awesome vacation -- total privacy, fancy amenities, and he even gets full control of the television.

Law enforcement in Shelby County, TN tell us Judge Joe will be kept away from the general population in a protective custody pod for his own safety. The kicker is he's the only inmate in protective custody -- so as king of the castle he can watch all the Judge Judy he wants!

His meals aren't exactly 5-star, but by jail standards it's pretty fine dining:

Breakfast -- Dry cereal, scrambled eggs, cajun potatoes, coffee cake, coffee

Lunch -- PB&J sandwich, cookies, fruit drink

Dinner -- crispy chicken patty w/ gravy, parsley noodles, carrots, garden salad, fresh baked roll, pudding, and sweet tea

As we previously reported, Judge Joe's serving 5 days for contempt ... but he won't have any 'Oz' issues -- solo showers only in protective custody.

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CONTEMPTIBLE COMMENTS

'Hollywood Hillbillies' Mema Co-Star's Fiancee ... Good in the Kitchen A Whore in Bed

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'Hollywood Hillbillies' star, David Weintraub, just lassoed quite the Southern belle ... according to fellow star, Mema.

Weintraub popped the question over the weekend to Mallory Knighton ... and gave her a 3 carat diamond engagement ring worth $35k.

David was out with Ray J Friday, who said he's next to fall.

Mema tells TMZ, "Southern women are hard workers, great cooks, wonderful ladies in the living room, and whores in bed."

So now we knew which one he'd f and which he'd marry.

'Married to Medicine' Jill Connors Loses Kids, Car, Cash & House After Attacking Hubby

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Jill Connors is a woman completely on her own after attacking her husband earlier this month -- and in a weird twist, she hopes to get things back on track by filing for divorce.

TMZ broke the story ... the "Married to Medicine" star went berserk on hubby Dr. John Connors after he accused her of cheating. John won a restraining order shortly after her arrest and he got everything -- the house, her car and custody of their 3 kids ... at least temporarily.

But Jill is fighting back ... we got a copy of the divorce papers she filed last week, asking for primary custody of the kids as well as spousal support. And she wants their Atlanta home.

She also says John withdrew $250k from their joint account -- leaving her penniless.

Tila Tequila Booted from 'Celebrity Big Brother' Over Hitler Rant

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Tila Tequila just got the ax from the "Celebrity Big Brother" house after producers discovered she sympathized with Hitler back in 2013.

We're told the show just kicked off across the pond in the UK and after the subject of Hitler came up while she was in the house, producers raised the red flag. According to her manager, they made the decision to remove her from the show immediately.

Back in 2013, the reality star took to her blog and Facebook page to post a racy photo of herself in Nazi gear standing outside of Auschwitz.

Not only was she thrown out ... we're told Tila won't be receiving her gigantic $175,000 payout from the show.

'Married to Medicine' Stars My Wife Spooned Me Then Stabbed Herself

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A star of "Married to Medicine" needs another doctor for several reasons: 1) she's divorcing her hubby 2) she has multiple knife wounds.

Jill Connors and hubby Dr. John Connors were at home August 13 when he saw text messages on her phone from another man and confronted her. According to the police report obtained by TMZ, John said if she was cheating he'd take the kids.

John claims that set Jill off and she struck him in the face with a spoon and then started slugging him. He says she ripped his shirt off and scratched his chest. BTW, Jill is 5'2" and 103 lbs.

According to John, Jill then took a kitchen knife and started cutting herself in the arm and chest, screaming, "He's cutting me!"

John called 911 and when the cops came Jill was mostly contrite, saying, "I hit him, I started it, I know." She did, however, claim he knifed her but her story was sketchy and cops didn't believe her.

Jill was arrested for domestic violence and, since the kids were watching, cruelty to children.

She filed for divorce on the 19th.

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JILL AND JOHN ON "MARRIED TO MEDICINE"

Zak Bagans I Bought Dr. Kevorkian's Death Mobile!

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Zak Bagans is adding another twisted piece of history to his growing collection ... he's the proud owner of Dr. Jack Kevorkian's former mobile death assistance laboratory.

Zak says when he heard Les Gold from Detroit's "Hardcore Pawn" was selling the 1968 VW van ... he snatched it up for $32,500.

Dr. Kevorkian used the van during his string of 130 assisted suicides before his own unassisted death in 2011.

Zak also got the original registration and a copy of Jack's driver's license. The bad news ... the van doesn't run.

This is the second piece of historical gore the "Ghost Adventures" star scooped up this year ... back in March he bought the cauldron serial killer Ed Gein used to secrete dismembered body parts.

We're told Zak plans to use the van for a paranormal project.

Nick Viall I Didn't Ruin 'The Bachelorette'

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I'M NO SPOILER

Perpetual 'Bachelorette' runner-up Nick Viall insists he didn't spoil this season's finale by hanging with an attractive woman who wasn't Kaitlyn Bristowe ... on the eve of the show's finale.

Viall says he's got nothing but love for the newly-crowned bachelor Ben Higgins ... a role Nick coveted.

As for finding love on reality TV ... he's just not giving up.

Brandi Glanville Says Truth is a Defense In Smelly Vagina Lawsuit

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Brandi Glanville may have figured out a way to stave off Joanna Krupa's defamation lawsuit ... by forcing Joanna to come clean about her vaginal odor.

Brandi's lawyer has fired off a series of written questions which Joanna must answer under oath, notably:

"Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless."

It would seem Brandi and her attorney are going down a path that could lead to some interesting courtroom testimony ... and demonstrations.

Yes, we'll be livestreaming.

Justin Bieber Look-alike Toby Sheldon Found Dead

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Toby Sheldon -- who became famous for spending more than $100k to look like Justin Bieber -- has been found dead ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Toby's body was found in a Motel 6 in the San Fernando Valley on August 21. He has been reported missing since August 18.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, police found drugs in the room but it's unclear how he died.

When Toby went missing, the LAPD said the disappearance may have been triggered by a breakup with his boyfriend.

The 35-year-old had appeared on the shows "Botched" and "My Strange Addiction."

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Baring It All For Reality Series

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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are getting their own MTV reality show, TMZ has learned.

We’re told it’s close to being a done deal with contracts on the table.

Both women have a lot in common … recently single, working mothers with high-profile rappers for baby daddys and money in the bank. They also have past love affairs with the stripper pole.

Sources close to production say the show won’t be ratchet ... it'll focus on Amber and Chyna taking care of their kids while juggling work, including club appearances.

No word if either of their famous exes Wiz Khalifa or Tyga -- who already has a show on MTV2 -- will be involved, but it wouldn’t hurt ratings.

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THE BACKSTORY

Lindsay Lohan's Parents Please, Shoot Us ... For 'Family Therapy'

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Michael and Dina Lohan finally found a way to cash in on their dysfunction -- they're starring in a new reality show designed to cure their problems. LOL?

Lindsay's folks are doing "Family Therapy" -- a VH1 spin-off of "Couples Therapy" -- along with Bam Margera and his mom, ex "Teen Mom" Briana Dejesus and her sister ... and ex Roc-A-Fella honcho Damon Dash and his brothers.

Dr. Jenn Mann is counseling the cast during shooting ... which began on Monday, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Even Michael and Dina are working now. No pressure, LiLo.

Scott Disick Home Boy?

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There are signs of a possible reconciliation between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.

Scott has been posting pics of him back at the family home in Calabasas, chilling at the pool and lording over his brood.

Scott wrote, "Love coming home and seeing my little girl napping and looking this cute."

The post could simply signal visitation, but he certainly made himself at home.

WWE Superstar Natalya I Wanna Tag Team Kim & Khloe

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The Kardashian sisters are being called out by one of the biggest female stars in wrestling ... WWE superstar Natalya ... who says she's DYING to hit the mat with Kim and Khloe.

But here's the thing ... the "Total Divas" star doesn't really wanna beat up K&K ... sounds like she just wants to roll around with 'em for a little bit. Can you blame her?

Dear Vince McMahon ... please make this happen.

Jenelle Evans New Mug Shot's Crystal Clear ... Going Back to Jail's a Bitch

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Jenelle Evans is looking a little rough and extremely glassy-eyed in the mug shot taken following her most recent arrest.

As TMZ first reported, Evans was busted on Thursday in South Carolina after she allegedly hit her ex-fiance's new girlfriend in the head with a glass.

The Evans mug shot collection just keeps on growing and growing. It now officially rivals that of Lindsay Lohan and DMX.

Congrats?

Josh Duggar I'm Addicted to Porn & Cheated 'Biggest Hypocrite Ever'

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Josh Duggar says he's the "biggest hypocrite ever" -- fessing up to having a secret addiction to porn ... and admits he's been cheating on his wife while living a "double life."

Duggar issued a statement in the wake of reports that his name was one of the millions exposed in the Ashley Madison hack ... essentially confirming that he used the cheating website to have affairs.

"I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife."

"I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him."

Duggar continued ... "I brought hurt and a reproach to my family, close friends and the fans of our show with my actions that happened when I was 14-15 years old, and now I have re-broken their trust."

"The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, I was hiding my own personal failings."

"I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Please pray for my precious wife Anna and our family during this time."

Jerry Springer TV Show Triggers Prison Fight

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A Florida inmate, who's also a Jerry Springer fanatic, is facing a felony charge after he allegedly lost it last month on another inmate who refused to let him watch the show.

According to law enforcement, 32-year-old Antron Smith was ready to watch the 4 PM airing of 'Springer' -- a daily routine. The problem -- other inmates were watching a movie. Smith demanded to switch the station to 'Springer' and that's when inmate Donnie Floyd "spoke up."

According to the report, first released by The Smoking Gun, Smith took a page from his favorite show -- attacking Floyd by forcing his head back, slapping him in the face and flushing his commissary down the toilet.

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