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You can't count on cops in Bermuda -- at least if you're wrestling legend JBL, who just got his motorized scooter stolen in the British overseas territory ... from right in front of a police station.

The longest reigning WWE champion in history -- who lives on the subtropical island -- tells TMZ, he left the scooter parked in the police lot at the Bermuda airport, but when he returned to scoot back home ... the bike was nowhere to be seen.

Cops are on the case -- but sadly, we're told the scooter is probably already long gone ... stripped down for parts.

TMZ spoke to the champ about the unfortunate incident, and he had only this to say ... "You can't steal a wrestling god's scooter, don't you know?"

Clearly, Mr. Bermudian Scooter Jacker didn't get the memo.

A helmet-less Rosie O'Donnell took her gorgeous girlfriend Michelle Rounds for a ride on the back of her motorcycle through South Beach this weekend.

Flo Rida knows ... it's not very safe to keep a MILLION DOLLAR car in your garage when you go out of town ... so he worked out a deal to leave it with a local exotic car shop -- and the move is paying off BIGTIME for the dealership.

TMZ has learned ... last year, Flo decided he needed to find a safer place to store his famous Bugatti Veyron when he went out on tour ... so he approached a fancy car place called Euro Motorsports in Ft. Lauderdale and asked if he could store his ride in their showroom.

We're told management thought about it for all of two seconds before getting on board -- believing such a high-end car might attract new customers into the shop.

Turns out they were right -- TMZ spoke with one of the managers, Walter, who tells us the Bugatti has been a magnet for new business ... even contributing to the sale of TWO other Bugattis.

We're told Flo is thrilled too -- because he doesn't have to pay a cent for Bugatti storage.

And that is how the rich STAY rich.

Less than two weeks before Demi Moore announced she would divorce Ashton Kutcher, he threw a Hail Mary to save the marriage ... in the form of a lavish, eco-friendly gift.

According to our sources, Ashton contacted a high-end car company, to buy a new set of wheels for Demi's birthday. We're told Ashton picked out a 2012 Lexus LS 600h L -- and paid North of $100,000.

Our sources say Ashton wanted a quick deal -- bagging the luxury hybrid on November 9, just two days before Demi's birthday.

If it was meant to win back Demi ... clearly it didn't work. We don't know if Demi accepted the vehicle or if Ashton was able to give it back to the car company.

Conrad Hilton was tearing down a street early Saturday when he side-swiped a parked car -- and the impact was all caught on surveillance video ... obtained by TMZ.

In the video, you see Hilton's car speeding down a narrow side street in Brentwood, CA ... then suddenly clipping one car with enough force that it strikes another vehicle, a Mini Cooper. Hilton just keeps on truckin'.

Minutes after the crash ... you see several people milling around in the street, checking the damage -- and then Hilton arrives back on scene.

Someone -- it appears to be Hilton -- has a very animated convo with some of the people. Minutes later an officer arrives and inspects the damage. Cops say Hilton had already left.

According to police, Hilton exchanged information with the owner of the vehicle he hit. He was not ticketed.

Bam Margera's brand new Porsche was "smashed" ... in a traffic collision in Pennsylvania that happened just moments ago ... TMZ has learned.

The "Jackass" star tells us, "A big truck made a wide turn and smashed the whole left side. I just got the damn thing too."

Bam says he just purchased the car 4 months ago.

Witnesses at the scene tell us Bam appeared upset following the collision. We're told the driver's side mirror was hanging off the car and the driver's side of the car was all scratched up.

TMZ spoke with a member of the Pennsylvania State Police who told us the crash did not appear to be Bam's fault ... and no one appeared to be under the influence of any kind of substance.

Justin Bieber narrowly dodged the cold hammer of justice this week ... TMZ has learned -- getting off with just a warning after cops pulled the 17-year-old over in his Batman-themed Cadillac.

Law enforcement sources tell us, Bieber was cruising around L.A. in a ridiculous 3-car motorcade -- with Biebs up front in a murdered out Bat-illac CTS-V ... flanked by his friends in a Range Rover and a black Rolls Royce (Sean Kingston).

According to law enforcement sources, JB cut off a CHP officer and was pulled over -- along with the other two cars -- but fortunately for the Biebs and his perfect life, the entire gang was sent on their way with just a warning.

To add insult to injury -- JB's car is maddeningly awesome ... with a custom "JB" logo on the side panel ... and twin Batman symbols on the front and back of the car. Oh yeah, and the word "Batmobile" is emblazoned on the trunk.

You'd think Jim Jones would suck it up and buy a Metro Card after losing his license earlier this year -- but no ... the rapper plunked down for a chauffeur.

Jones pled guilty to driving on a suspended license after his arrest in March -- but Jones tells TMZ, it's no big deal ... because now his driver takes him everywhere he needs to go ... guy even drives Jim's kid to school.

The "Love & Hip Hop" star says the cost of hiring the driver is worth it because he doesn't want to end up in jail for another driving violation -- and he feels he's too famous in NYC to take public transportation.

Seven years after "Catwoman" terrorized moviegoers, its damage is still being felt -- a British ferry crashed into a French fishing boat and killed the skipper ... because the ferry crew was talking about Halle Berry and not monitoring their radar ... this according to new reports.

The crash occurred back in March when the Condor Vitesse smacked right into the fishing boat Les Marquises, splitting it in two. According to a report released today about the crash, the ferry's captain and first officer were talking about Halle moments before the crash.

The transcript released by the Daily Mail quotes the captain as saying he was tired because he watched "Catwoman" the night before. He remarked, "She was jumping from everywhere like a cat. She is very beautiful. She was wearing sexy outfit."

Lindsay Lohan hit the L.A. County Morgue in style this morning ... rolling up in an $80,000 Porsche Panamera ... before being turned away at the door.

Lindsay was spotted at a back entrance ... talking with a morgue staffer who appeared to be informing the actress that she needed to go to a different entrance ... redirecting her to the front of the building.

As we previously reported, LiLo was 40 minutes late ... and the Coroner's Office sent her ass home without credit.

"NCIS" star Michael Weatherly has just been sued over the gnarly car accident he got into last year -- after allegedly injuring the other driver so bad ... the guy needed serious neck surgery.

The other driver -- Ivan Romeo Mendez -- filed the lawsuit recently in L.A. County Superior Court ... claiming he had to be hospitalized after the accident, which also destroyed his BMW beyond recognition.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg -- Mendez' lawyer tells TMZ, Ivan is suing for at least $80,000 in medical expenses after he had to undergo a rhizotomy because of the crash ... a neurological procedure that severs problematic nerves in the spinal cord.

So far, no word back from Weatherly's people.

Derek Hough was just trying to party with his fellow "Dancing with the Stars" castmates ... when he got slammed into from behind ... by some dude in a Porsche.

Hough was waiting to valet his car at STK last night ... when another driver banged into the back of D's Audi.

After the accident, the two exchanged information in front of the paparazzi ... and the giddy other driver couldn't have been happier ... sporting a big ol' smile on his face as the snappers took shot after shot.

Sean Kingston is adamant, "I didn't do no hit and run" ... despite TMZ video that appeared to show the singer love-tapping his $400k Maybach into another expensive car and then leaving the scene this weekend.

Kingston was leaving Colony nightclub in Hollywood Monday night ... in a completely different disgustingly expensive ride, a Rolls Royce, when he insisted there was no fender bending the other night.

We're still not 100% on that -- so let's go back to the tape ...

Sean Kingston got behind the wheel of his $400,000 Maybach this weekend ... and MIGHT have backed it into another super-expensive car ... and the whole thing was caught on tape.

Kingston's ride was sandwiched dangerously close between two cars in front of the Geisha House restaurant in Hollywood Sunday night ... but Sean grabbed the keys and tried to pull out anyway.

It SOUNDS like he bumped the Mercedes Benz that was parked behind him ... but Kingston didn't stick around to find out. He left without checking for damage or leaving a note ... but it's not 100% clear that he actually made contact with the other vehicle.

TMZ has learned cops were NOT called about the incident.

We called Sean's people for comment -- but they weren't talking.

Still, we gotta ask ...

"Fantasy Factory" star Rob Dyrdek is $50,000 closer to building a dream skate park for kids in L.A. ... thanks to a HUGE donation from one of his co-stars.

Dyrdek has been super-passionate about building skate parks where kids can SAFELY skate whenever they want -- and now his former assistant Chris Pfaff (better known as Drama) is taking another cue from his mentor and helping the cause ... with a $50,000 donation.

In fact, Drama is so serious about the cause, he's also donating a portion of the profits from a new shirt and a new hoodie that his skate clothing company will be selling.

TMZ spoke to a rep for Drama ... who tells us, "[Pfaff] worked as Rob Dyrdek's assistant for multiple years picking up a lot of the skills and knowledge that Rob had for his businesses. Now it's Drama's turn to give back to Rob's foundation by opening his very own safe spot skate spot."

If you've ever wanted to sit on it ... now's your chance -- because The Fonz's iconic motorcycle from "Happy Days" is hitting the auction block next month.

The 1949 Triumph Trophy TR5 hasn't been ridden since the show ended in 1984 -- and for the last 15 years, it's been gathering dust in some motorcycle shop.

Auctioneers expect the bike to fetch in the $90,000 range -- which is shocking ... because the damn thing doesn't run anymore. And it's speedometer is broken.