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Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's upcoming reality show sounded a little flat -- until we thought of a way to make it twice as funny! Not smarter ... but funnier.

What do a 'Bachelor' contestant and a Lewis College volleyball player have in common? They both inspired very colorful commentary ... from us. Perhaps unfortunately.

Hold on to your underpants ... Ryan Gosling went out in Hollywood, and his sheer perfection inspired this question: what price would you pay for just one night?

Brent Musburger's best call of the BCS Championship was pointing out smoking hot Katherine Webb in the crowd. Although he probably coulda played it a little cooler -- ok, a lot cooler!

Justin Bieber lights up a blunt, but now some people wanna blame his Black friend?!! Lil Twist ... meet the bus -- you'll be underneath it.

Wiz Khalifa got busted for failing to wear his seat belt, and -- speaking of Black guys getting pulled over -- a TMZ staffer also got pulled over! Hmm ... wonder who that could be?

One second we're all toasting Phil Jackson and Jeanie Buss' engagement -- the next someone's blowing the whistle on a possibly, maybe tiny bit sexist headline. Hmm ... wonder who wrote that?

Snoop Lion's ridiculous red track suit/fur coat ensemble got us thinking -- Black guys get a pass when it comes to outrageous fashion ... but they ain't alone!

Jessica Alba took an 8-year break from being smoking hot to become ... smoking hot with kids -- and you know what that makes Jess and her legendary backside? Really attractive.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill spent the holidays with a boatload of the hottest women on Earth -- which can only mean one thing ... Leo gets first dibs. The bright side ... Leo's leftovers are all 10s.

Queen Latifah wasn't impressed with her first ever Valentine's Day booty call in the sky -- and on a semi-related note ... she would've been even less impressed by Harvey's attempt at martial arts.

One of Scott Disick's fans had no problem getting physical to get a pic with him -- but there's a much easier way to attract your fave celeb! You're cool with child labor, right?

The University of Wisconsin's football team has a game plan -- not just for the Rose Bowl -- but for handling Hollywood paps! Will they fare better than USC? Let's go to the video ...

Joanna Krupa's hysterical attempt to stand-up paddleboard in Miami proves even though she's well-equipped to float ... she's far from seaworthy. Still hot as sin, though.

Jade Cole was famously on "America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6," but now she's on the street -- well ... IN the street ... having some tipsy fun! Warning: don't ask her to spell stuff.

Jessica Simpson raked in millions of dollars from Weight Watchers to drop her baby lbs -- just in time to put it all back on with a brand new fetus! Busiest womb in Hollywood, folks.