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Daytona 500 winner Jimmie Johnson dumped some major intel on us about NASCAR drivers' bodily functions during a race -- and our reaction was totally juvenile mature!

Waka Flocka Flame made like Santa Claus when we caught him at the airport -- that is, if Santa could afford a Rolls-Royce, and carried huge bags of cash ... instead of stupid toys.

JWoww recently stepped out in Atlantic City in a very revealing dress, and proved her boob job is just like A.C. -- totally awesome! Or terrible ... depends on your angle.

It's the most sought-after role in porn -- playing Lindsay Lohan in a "The Canyons" XXX parody -- so it's probably a good thing LiLo didn't set the acting bar too high ... or not at all.

Elin Nordegren curbed her hatred for Tiger Woods long enough to co-parent at a youth sports event -- which, luckily for Tiger, did not involve golf ... or golf clubs.

DeStorm Power is one of the most popular musicians in the world -- of YouTube -- but even after 190 million views ... the guy still has to pour his own engine oil! Thanks for nothing, Internet.

Diane Lane is divorcing Josh Brolin -- which is not great news for the ex-couple ... but is a great excuse to remind us why we love Diane so much. Roll those killer sex scenes!

We're guessing Oscar, Hollywood's man of the hour, is dying a little inside today ... because somebody invited 18 42-year-old trainwreck Courtney Stodden to one of his pre-parties.

Yes, Tara Reid was busy.

Sexologist/orgasm guru Jaiya says she can achieve ultimate pleasure just by using her mind ... and proved it by having a mini-orgasm on TV! Raising the obvious question -- WHY only a mini??

Steven Spielberg's yacht is 282 feet long and cost a whopping $200 million -- but the good news is ... he's willing to share all that luxury! For a price.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend River Viiperi destroyed his leg in a nasty skiing accident -- but that isn't stopping her from dragging his busted butt around ... and using him as a photo op prop.

No pain, no Paris.

Cardinal Donald Wuerl will touch millions of lives when he votes for the new Pope next month -- but he won't touch Kim Kardashian's divorce with a ten-foot crucifix. Smart guy, that Cardinal.

President Barack Obama plays a round of golf with Tiger Woods, and everyone gets up in arms -- because all the politicians BO usually hangs with ... never, ever cheat! Not ever.

Lil Wayne has ignited an all-out war with the Miami Heat by claiming he hooked up with Chris Bosh's wife. Anyone need 2 on the floor? 'Cause Weezy's old seats should be wide open!

Britney Spears' Valentine's Day date remains a mystery -- which is why TMZ is enlisting YOU to help us identify him ... and you won't believe the amazing reward we're offering! Maybe.

2 Chainz's post-arrest photo with cops is shrouded in controversy -- so it's time for TMZ to get to the bottom of it ... and learn some basic geography at the same time.