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Scott Disick's latest despicable act -- bragging he uses hundred dollar bills as toilet paper -- has us thinking he's so damn awful ... he's actually charming.

So, why doesn't that policy apply to all celebs? Rhymes with schmacism ... maybe???

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are DUNZO -- 'cause there was no going back once Miley unfollowed her ex-fiancé on Twitter.

The hot chick with Liam in Vegas didn't help the sitch either ... we're guessing.

Dina Lohan getting busted for DWI was bound to happen eventually -- but, for some reason, it was still a shocker when the news broke ... in the middle of our morning meeting.

Ahh yes ... nothing like watching the poop hit the fan.

Chrissy Teigen's intentional nip slip during a music video shoot with fiancé John Legend was the kind of thing we've come to expect (and appreciate) from the S.I. swimsuit supermodel.

But John's bare areola? Yeah, that caught us off guard.

Tom Hanks' time in the jury box ended in controversy -- all because he just had to go and be so damn famous and irresistible.

Oh, and the star you-know-what-er from the prosecutor's office didn't help either.

'Real Housewives' star Adrienne Maloof goes through men faster than chili fries -- because right after we saw her spat with one much younger bf, she found herself a brand new ... much younger bf!

Cougars gotta eat.

Take a good long look ... at these words. JK, get back to staring at these famous ya-yas -- because that's the only way you can dominate ... 'Guess the Chest!'

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Two indisputable facts: 1. Paul Walker is so freakin' hot -- and 2. Paul Walker is so lying to our faces about his photo shoot in Hawaii. Okay, #2 might be debatable.

But we're pretty sure that was him oiled up in the sand, so ... a closer look couldn't hurt.

Kanye West needs to send Ray J some aloe vera ... 'cause dude burned Kim Kardashian's ex with a hardcore diss verse on late night TV.

Only problem is Yeezus might have just played into Ray's master plan.

"Biggest Loser" mega-trainer Jillian Michaels shocked everyone at the Malibu Triathlon -- by totally sucking at, y'know ... being in shape and stuff.

Why choose to succeed when failure is an option, right JM?

DMX has a perfectly good reason for dropping trou and sprinting nude through a hotel. Now, we can't show you that reason ... but use your imagination.

It's behind the black bar. The BIG black bar.

Diana Nyad really left her mark when she completed her record-setting swim from Cuba to Florida -- meaning she left the warm Gulf Stream waters ... even warmer.

Take that sharks, and jellyfish, and stingrays, and ...

Brad Pitt is just too cool for regular driving school -- no, he goes to TANK SCHOOL ... which is totally awesome!!! Unless, you're twisted enough to think driving a tank is like riding a tricycle.

Yeah, some people ain't so bright.

Carmelo Anthony and Kobe Bryant's wives having dinner together in L.A. means only one thing -- 'Melo is totally gonna ditch the Knicks for the Lakers!

Or maybe Vanessa and La La were just hungry. Nah!!

Winged animals don't stand a chance ... because the boys from "Duck Dynasty" have the Lord on their side ... they're not afraid to yell it from the pulpit.

And the church said ... QUACK, QUACK!!

Stacy Keibler finally figured out how to replace the hole George Clooney left in her life -- fill it up with thousands of desert hippies at Burning Man.

The Cloon's Lake Como estate never seemed further away.