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Kylie Lewis thinks she has what it takes to bag this season's 'Bachelor' -- Juan Pablo Galavis -- but claims producers wouldn't let her show off her goods.

One thing's for sure -- Kylie definitely made an impression ... as JPG canned her!

Ten years after Mr. Rogers' death, one rumor about the lovable TV star still persists: That behind those innocent grandpa sweaters ... beat the heart of a cold-blooded assassin!

Yeah, it's total BS. Or is it? TMZ investigates.

Katy Perry's bypassing the time honored rock star demands of drugs and booze during her concerts -- and instead she's loading up on a crap ton of healthy, leafy greens.

So, her heart and liver will be fine ... but her colon will be working some major overtime.

"The Young and the Restless" star Michael Muhney got 86'd after a co-star accused him of groping her twice. Reminds us of that ancient proverb: "Grope me once, shame on you. Grope me twice ... WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?"

Or something like that.

You can call disgraced Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's hooker wrangler Nicole Minetti a lot of things -- the Pied Piper of Prostitutes, slut shepherd, harlot hoarder, tramp chooser -- but there's one thing you can't call her ... ugly.

See for yourself.

Celine Dion has the voice of an ANGEL ... an angel that single-handedly united our office Hebrews and shiksas alike when our TMZ Tour bus ran into her on the streets of Bev Hills.

Celine was doing some damage at Louis Vuitton when she came out and wished us a Merry Christmas ... and even the Jews couldn't contain their emotions.

One incredibly lucky Redditor landed muliti-billionaire Bill Gates as her secret Santa -- and his gift was amazing--ly horrible ... at least by super-rich standards.

It's the thought that counts ... doesn't count with billionaires.

Eminem will NOT be performing for the NFL owners during their annual Super Bowl party because his $2 million price tag was too high for 'em.

Yeah, those poor multi-millionaires ... how DO they get by?

Victoria's Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel shot a photo AND video that fulfilled holiday wishes around the world. But is this the perfect gift?

Of course it is, but just in case you disagree ... enjoy this absurd debate.

"Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson ruffled a lot of feathers by proclaiming men should focus on lady genitals ... and avoid male a-holes.

Female anuses, fear not -- seems ya might still be in play!

"The Walking Dead" can cross one zombie off its future casting list -- because a brave, disabled high school kid is going all out to prove he's the right man for the part.

Here come some big screams ... and laughs too.

Pop star Austin Mahone and his new Cash Money Records homies are banking on a proven formula for success ... Good for Justin Bieber = GREAT for Austin.

And you thought the time-space continuum could only handle one of 'em.

Former Disney star Dylan Sprouse's ex girlfriend leaked photos on his junk online ... if you're buying Dylan's version of how his genitals got blasted on the Internet, anyway.

But one thing is for sure -- his bathroom looks to be kinda cold.

Beyonce's secret album release was masterfully executed, with one small exception -- the TMZ camera guy she let hog the spotlight in a music video.

Seriously, he's never gonna shut up about it. Thanks a lot, Bey.

If Tyson Beckford's beautiful ripped body doesn't do it for you -- check out Courtney Stodden's massive ... head of freshly darkened hair! Oh, and her boobs too.

Yes, like a young Anakin Skywalker -- we're going to the dark side.

Rihanna rocked a long, luxurious fur coat in NYC ... instantly tying her beautiful self to a hideous and torturous industry -- and sparking a ton of outrage.

Okay, there was a little joy too because, well ... some people are twisted.