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Mikhail Gorbachev is NOT a woman ... and he was NOT in "Sex and the City" -- two facts that are, apparently, not as ridiculously obvious as you might think.

Courteney Cox (who recently split with hubby David Arquette) vacations in the Caribbean with one of her hot male co-stars -- and a TMZ staffer fails to even notice the guy in the picture? Naah, never!

Jeff Bridges is more than just The Dude -- he's the freakin' MAN ... because his emotional run-in with a TMZ cameraman made for one of the most touching and awesome moments in our history!

"Dancing with the Stars" pro Lacey Schwimmer pulled up in a "Hello Kitty" Smart Car and asked a silly question -- which, as you know, always ... ALWAYS leads to a really silly TMZ story. Enjoy!

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are back at war, and this time their pet Pug hangs in the balance -- but fear not ... this tragic tale also includes some ADORABLE puppy footage! Yay!!!

Not all porn stars have an IQ of 69 or below -- a few of them actually have college educations ... and one intelligent XXX star even shares a special bond with one Harvey Levin.

He smashed a window ... he ripped off his shirt ... he acted like a total a-hole ... but there's at least ONE person who actually FEELS BAD for Chris Brown ...

Hackers have been trying to steal naked pictures of Natalie Portman from her email account and ... something, something -- we couldn't hear what Harvey was saying because HIS SHIRT WAS SO LOUD.

What does 13-year-old "Friday" singer Rebecca Black have in common with Paris Hilton??
It's all in the hate mail ...

Charlie Sheen is set to make $7 million on his upcoming tour -- and we're told the show will be him on stage ... alone ... sitting in a chair ... talking. Might we suggest a musical number or two?

Little 4-year-old Suri Cruise is living the life of someone 7 times her age -- watching plays, making late night meal runs ... and of course, snacking on Gummie Penises.

Channing Tatum is used to getting the pampered celeb treatment -- so why's he going through the HELL known as the DMV just like the rest of us ... and will he pull out his hair like the rest of us?

The newsroom trashed him when he sang "My Way" as a dare on TMZ Live ... then music legend Paul Anka saved him ... and now Harvey Levin has unveiled his very own MUSIC VIDEO!!

Even Gilbert Gottfried didn't tank as badly as The Situation did at Donald Trump's roast ... and believe it or not .. it was actually worse ... MUCH worse than it looked on TV. The joke ... is on him.

Now that Ryan Phillippe allegedly knocked up someone who's NOT named Reese -- we gotta ask ... why the hell don't famous dudes wear friggin' condoms? TMZ investigates.