TMZ TV

Gloria Allred gives really good news conference, and her latest -- involving a baseball bat and simulated sex -- just earned her entry into the hallowed halls of awkwardness. Batter UP!

Just in time for Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton's big day at the NFL Draft ... TMZ is weighing the pros and cons of being the #1 pick! Look away, Cam ... this ain't gonna be pretty.

We asked wrestler Rob Van Dam to put together a crack team to track down Osama Bin Laden ... but the idea was WAY too much fun -- so we came up with a list of our own too!

Warren G set-up a comedy trifecta for TMZ -- and we couldn't have reached this new high (or low) without his male enhancement pill commercials. Way to regulate, Warren!

Polish-American models Joanna and Marta Krupa unwittingly presented the best pro-immigration argument we've ever seen -- bikini fights on South Beach!

"The Human Centipede" was one tough movie to stomach -- but the director told us there's a sequel on the way and even dragged "My Little Pony" into the convo! Try making heads or tails of that.

The last place "Teen Mom" Jenelle Evans -- who's 19 and on probation -- needs to be is hanging around a booze-filled beach party ... then again she has a record of making bad decisions.

It wouldn't be Earth Day without a few words from Ed Begley, Jr. and his equally eco-conscious daughter -- whose idea of going green is charming Dad out of his cash. Smart kid.

Manny Pacquiao's little brother Bobby didn't stand a chance when the two went toe-to-toe as kids -- because big brothers ALWAYS reign supreme ... and we bet Bobby has the bruises to prove it.

Who killed JFK? What happened to Amelia Earhart? And now ... who is the Asian lady who's become as famous at L.A. Lakers games as Jack Nicholson? TMZ investigates.

Formerly incarcerated actor Lane Garrison learned a valuable lesson behind bars -- TMZ is huge in prison ... and in honor of that popularity we've penned a little ditty for our most captive viewers.

Amanda Seyfried loves stuffed animals -- you know, the kind of animals that used to be alive but are now filled with stuffing. Who wants to pet a dead horse?

Eli Roth held a star-studded Passover seder this year -- but failed to invite a childhood friend and former co-star ... who happens to work at TMZ. Such mishigas.

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani knows a dumb head shaving bet when he sees one ... and Hizzoner insists Harvey's assistant got exactly what he deserved for betting against the Yankees.

LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville came together in peace ... or at least pizza -- and pretended to stand each other. Not for Eddie Cibrian's sake, but for that other stud ... Chuck E. Cheese.

Chef Mario Batali has our resident tv junkie FURIOUS -- because his new show is replacing her canceled soaps. But don't worry Mario ... we're almost 100% sure she's kidding.