Weird News

Here's how Keira Knightley's Broadway debut went -- the curtain came up, and then the cops came down on a fan who lost it ... screaming at her and throwing stuff onto the stage.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... cops detained the man outside Studio 54, where Keira is starring in "Therese Raquin." The man was seated in the mezzanine of the theater and just a few minutes into the play, he started shouting at Keira.

He demanded she reply to him, yelling ... "Five seconds is too long to wait for a response!" When ushers ran to remove him, the man threw a bouquet of flowers down onto the stage.

Knightley and her co-stars ignored his shouts, and even kicked the flowers off the stage.

Chipotle did NOT nail the order of one customer, who says she found a screw buried in her burrito bowl ... and almost busted a tooth.

We're told the woman visited the Chipotle location at The Grove in LA Monday night. She ordered her usual -- a chicken bowl with brown rice, salsa, guacamole and lettuce ... to go.

She says she bit into something that "felt like a rock" and when she spit everything out, she found the screw. She immediately called the restaurant, and claims she was told there was nothing they could do about it.

So, she called Chipotle's corporate office and finally got some satisfaction -- 20 free meals. She doesn't know if that includes chips and guac, but says she'll be pissed if it doesn't.

A Chipotle rep described the situation this way, "She has been taken care of. All is well."

A Mexican TV reporter had an unexpected party crasher as he did a live shot for Fox Sports in Mexico ... in the form of a car that plowed right into him.

Don't worry ... the reporter, David Medrano Mora, was uninjured.

Midland Lee High School kicker Luis Aranda got a little help on his extra point attempt last Friday ... in the form of a ricochet off the head of the referee.

Hey, a make is a make.

Surviving on the streets of New York City ain't easy, but a Big Apple squirrel's got the hard knock life all figured out ... curing its sugar craving with a milkshake.

The squirrel displays serious street smarts ... removing the lid and straw like it was born in the same lab that gave Spiderman its powers.

Somewhere, pizza rat is kicking himself he didn't get to this can first.

Shake Shack had their own thoughts on the squirrel video, tweeting "The heart wants what it wants."

Real question ...

What is New York City famous for? Rats and pizza ... and this video has both.

This little guy must have really been jonesing for a slice ... opting for carry out instead of delivery.

St Andrews, Scotland was the scene of a crazy battle over the weekend -- Bagpipes vs. a Gasbag.

People who were present say the man was yelling out bible verses in the middle of the street while preaching an anti-gay message ... saying things like -- gays to hell ... we're all sinners.

His barely audible hate-filled screaming was soon drowned out by a guy playing "Scotland the Brave" on the bagpipes to the delight of onlookers before the police arrived.

Matthew McConaughey's older brother Rooster just scored a year's supply of Miller Lite for naming his son after the brew ... but it may not last very long.

Rooster is what you'd call a Miller Lite superfan. He's always got a can in his hand, even on his new reality series "West Texas Investors Club." So, it's not outlandish he named his son Miller Lyte.

The folks at Miller Lite caught wind of Rooster's brand loyalty and they're sending him 24 cases ... what they consider a year supply. Here's the thing ... each case of Miller Lite has 24 cans and if you do the math, that's 576 beers ... or 1.5 beers a day.

Something tells us it's more like a seasonal supply for Rooster.

A great butt is something to be proud of and this video features 10 of the most prideful women in town.

Trying to find a parking space in a big city is hard enough on its own ... but battling for one with a woman who refuses to move is just insanely infuriating.

For some reason, this woman thought it was a good idea to go head-to-head with an SUV over a parking spot in Denver, CO.

Watching this video will make you lose your mind.

Chris Christie's True Heart gaffe during Wednesday's GOP debate has got the Internet buzzing about his Care Bear answer.

Christie's answer to Wednesday night's debate question ... "What would you want your Secret Service code name to be?" ... confused viewers when he said, "True Heart."

The Internet pointed out en masse that True Heart is one of the O.G. Care Bears ... the insanely popular '80s animated kids series.

It's unclear if Christie was calling out the first thing that came to mind, or attempting a clever pun, but we sent a message up to the licensing company behind the still popular brand (kids call it the Care-a-Lot clouds)... and we were told True Heart is flattered at the nod.

Care Bear central added ... Christie and True have a lot in common -- they're both "kind, affectionate, attentive and obviously, very huggable!"

Pretty sure that was a fat joke.

Spider-Bear ... Spider-Bear ... does whatever a Spider-Bear does.

A condo dweller in Gatlinburg, TN saw something you don't see everyday ... a curious bear scaling a 3 story building.

Luckily for us, the freaked out resident was able to grab some footage of this furry guy's trip up and down the condo.

Cricket star Chris Gayle just made his cleaning lady's life a living hell by turning his crib into a full on strip club.

The bowler from Jam Rock installed a stripper pole, floor pads, and a giant mirror over his bed .. and then bragged about his awesome new decor on Instagram -- "if u don't have a strip club at home, U ain't a cricket Player."

NFL and NBA players would beg to differ, but can't knock the hustle, Chris.

Go ahead ... begin Googling for info on your local cricket club.

H/T to BSO

What's cooler than getting an Apple Watch for your birthday? Finding out when you open the box that you're going to be a father.

This guy looks tough but as soon as he finds out he's going to be a daddy he can't fight back his tears.

Was it a runaway float? Or maybe they were just prepping for The Rose Parade. Or maybe someone is just great at pimping their ride.

We were just about as confused as the guy who uploaded the video on Monday ... it ended up being for Mexican Independence Day -- September 16th -- but why stop in this random neighborhood two days before the holiday?

Whatever the reason was, it's random and it's hilarious.

Orcas are called killer whales for a reason ... so when they're pissed off and you're in their turf, you better hightail it out of there ... just like what these fishermen had to do.

Two fishermen were in for the scare of their lives while fishing in San Diego, CA last week ... having to escape from a pod of irritated orcas.

They say there were about 30 killer whales surrounding them before they were forced to jet back to shore ... with a few of them actually chasing their boat.