Now that Lauren Conrad's no longer on "The Hills," she's wasting no time spilling the world's worst kept secret: The show's as fake as Heidi's chest.
Conrad was on "The View" this morning, and when asked about Spencer Pratt's apology phone call to her in the season finale, she said she wasn't even on the other end of the line.
In other breaking news: The sky is blue.
Filed under: The View, The Hills, Heidi & Spencer
It is unclear whether or not Audrina Patridge can swim, but we are certain she will not sink.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills, Stars in Heat
Here's 22-year-old reality TV star Kristin Cavallari wearing a cutout Herve Leger dress in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and 39-year-old "The Hangover" star Heather Graham in the same little black number in Ireland on Monday (right).
Both went commando.
Filed under: Kristin Cavallari, Hot Bodies, Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
"Hills" babe Audrina Patridge has moved on from "Star Trekker" Chris Pine -- and is sucking face with one of her exes, BMX biker Corey Bohan.
The two -- who dated last August -- were caught swapping spit at Lavo nightclub at the Palazzo last night.
Could be worse ... at least it wasn't Justin Bobby.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, The Hills
Say what you will about Audrina Patridge (and we have) -- but the girl proved again this weekend at Tao Beach in Las Vegas that she rocks a bikini as good as anyone.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Hot Vegas, The Hills, Photo Galleries
First of all ... Heidi and Spencer are still in Costa Rica -- that's a fact.
Now ... Spencer Pratt is uncharacteristically pissed over Audrina Patridge's comment that she would never join "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here." Spencer just told TMZ, "Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called "Star Trek" doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho."
In case that didn't register, he said, "You're just a ho." We have to say, not very Christian from a guy who just got baptized by Stephen Baldwin.
And get this: Spencer and Heidi are telling people in Costa Rica that they never really planned to quit the show. He's saying it was all a "mental fake out to mess with the competitors."
And the best part ... Remember Heidi crying a river on the show after the wrestler stole her shampoo? Heidi is bragging to people in Costa Rica that she and QVC are going to sell 500,000 units of that shampoo as a result of the drama -- and that's just for her first appearance on the shopping show.
By the way ... if you see video of two people landing at LAX last night and you hear it's Speidi ... it ain't. Just another fake out.
Filed under: The Hills, Reality TV, Heidi & Spencer
After we got word that NBC's jungle reality show would be replacing Heidi and Spencer with "someone from 'The Hills,'" we started calling around -- and the answer we got from Audrina Patridge's manager was priceless:
"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
Got that? Audrina is a star.
As of now, the rumble in the jungle is the Speidi stand-ins will be Daniel Baldwin and Holly Montag -- Heidi's sister.
UPDATE: ...And here's another awesome rejection statement -- this time from Brody Jenner's camp: "No ... Brody's not that hungry for bugs or camera time."
Filed under: The Hills, Reality TV, Heidi & Spencer
Spencer Pratt just released the following statement to TMZ regarding Jason Wahler's homophobic verbal attack on "The Hills" star last night:
"If I were to beat up every homophobic racist loser that challenged me to a fight – I wouldn't have time to be the most famous person in the world.
I'll pray for Jason Wahler."
FYI -- Wahler's history of racist, homophobic attacks have been well documented over the years -- like here and here and here.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, The Hills, Heidi & Spencer
Challenging Spencer Pratt to a fight is one thing -- but calling him "a little f*ggot," like former MTV reality jerk Jason Wahler did last night outside of Apple, just ain't cool. 
Even Spencer will admit he's a poser, but Wahler took it a bit too far.
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Hey, at least now he's admitting it.
Spencer Pratt was out at Chinois with MMA fighter Kevin Casey -- the dude whose music video Pratt singlehandedly emasculated -- where he proved, once and for all, that he's a bigger poser than Avril Lavigne.
Filed under: The Hills, Heidi & Spencer
This is like, so dramatic -- Brody Jenner's mom says he didn't really cheat on his super hot girlfriend with Audrina -- even though it totally looked like they did on a recent "Hills" episode because they slept in the same bed. 
A made up storyline on an MTV reality show? No way...
Filed under: The Hills
Hold onto your breakfast, 'cause both sets of the world's most notorious fame whores were suckin' face for the cameras yesterday -- and it's about to get nasty.
A "moist" Heidi & Spencer vs. the trashy Paris & Doug: Who's got you reaching for the barf bag?
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paris Hilton, The Hills, Heidi & Spencer
The claws are back out between "Laguna Beach" enemies celebrity Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad -- with Kristin cattily claiming if she joins "The Hills" next season, "I will do it better than her."
LC's vacant stares and awkward silence will be tough to beat.
Filed under: Kristin Cavallari, Celebrity Feuds, The Hills
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were the ones coming back from swine flu infested Mexico -- but after their mask-on-mask makeout session at LAX, we're the ones feeling ill.
Not nauseated enough? Spencer said they "tried" consummating the marriage. Ick.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started, The Hills, Heidi & Spencer
Clueless newlyweds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag aren't letting a pandemic influenza outbreak get in the way of their honeymoon, so they headed down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Although swine flu comes from pigs, the CDC has not confirmed if this latest strain originated from Spencer.
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