LC got the s**t scared out of her last night when a random drunk guy jumped in her face and started screaming "F**k you!" Dude also dropped the N-bomb.
The MTV star, who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. "The Hills" are a scary place sometimes.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, The Hills, Critters
A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.
We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Style Insider, The Hills, Reality TV
Rob Reiner has no clue who meathead Heidi Montag is.
In related news, more people should strive to be like Rob Reiner.
Filed under: The Hills
"Hills" star Heidi Montag (left) at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday -- and fashion designer Donatella Versace (right) at the same event.
In 2007, one of them admitted to having plastic surgery at age 20.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Fashion Police, The Hills, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Heidi Montag has outsold Posh Spice -- in clothing sales.
Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection -- which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's -- Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson. "The Hills" are alive with the sound of cash registers.
But if you want to get your hands on one of her hoochie shorts or cheapie dresses you'll have to look elsewhere -- sources tell us Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out. Make it stop!
Moral of this story: It's a lot easier to sell crappy $44.95 jeans, than crappy $250 ones!
UPDATE: The dVb line is holding its own! Posh's line has completely sold out at the Reseda Loehmann's - beautiful Reseda, California - where the "Karate Kid" lived!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Becks and Posh, The Hills
LC and Audrina have been had, but this time not just by men in the Hollywood Hills.
Royal Caribbean has released renderings of its new cruise ship, Genesis, using photos of real people scattered throughout the ship. So look real close, and you'll see none other than "The Hills" dimwits. But here's the deal....the ship has violated the law.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Hold on to your breakfast, the two most shameless twits on planet Earth are at it again.
Spencer Pratt caused seizures on Robertson this weekend -- blasting Heidi Montag's "music" from his car as he waited to pick up his fame-hungry girlfriend from Kitson. We asked Spencer if he actually enjoyed the song ... but if he said anything, it couldn't be heard over the shrieking.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
It'd be hard to top a gag-inducing afternoon of row-boating and horse-drawn carriage-riding in Central Park, but Spencer and Heidi (no need for the last names, c'mon) managed to do it. And someone, of course, took their picture doing it.
We also spotted them having a casual (by which we mean awkwardly businesslike) rendezvous with "Access Hollywood's" Maria Menounos later in the evening. Because they're all such close pals.
Filed under: The Hills
Heidi Montag is so talented, she inspires herself. Which means second place inspirational goes to Brandon Davis.
And after making that brilliant insight outside the Kobe Club, she also said she's starring with Denzel Washington in a movie. We're guessing, it's the same way Natalie Cole starred in a movie with her dad -- aka, green screen.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Check the temperature in hell -- Audrina's wall-eyed dirtbag ex-boyfriend, Justin Bobby, got a job!
The Johnny Depp wannabe (sans charisma, manners and a brain) has landed a gig posing for Orthodox, a sporty men's wear label. Think it's ambitious for Mr. Bobby to land a job on his own? Fear not, Orthodox is a division of People's Revolution - the place Whitney, and now LC, "work."
Isn't it great how everything just seems to work out on "The Hills"?
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
Either Heidi & Spencer hired all those photographers at LAX, or the end is nigh.
How else can you describe a pap welcoming committee of Britney proportions for two people who do absolutely nothing?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Brody Jenner is a huge star ... at middle schools around the nation.
Instead of 20-something hotties throwing themselves at him in Malibu yesterday, Jenner was accosted by a gaggle of 13-year-olds. No word on which of them he'll go with to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
With all those long, drawn-out pauses and fights that go nowhere, "The Hills" is in dire need of some action -- cue the random drunks!
Thanks to a few well-placed peeps desperately seeking their 15 minutes and a boring conversation with LC, Brody and Frankie turns into something actually worth watching!
Senator John McCain was asked what appears to be a dreaded question, at least for him, on MSNBC this AM.
Joe Scarborough asked McCain what he thought of the fact that Heidi Montag, lame-ass "Hills" star, endorsed him. McCain ever-so-not cleverly evaded the question, saying Heidi was a "very talented actress." Joe had just launched into one of the hard-hitting attacks he's famous for, accusing him of not being a fan of "The Hills."
Clearly embarrassed -- though it completely escaped Joe -- McCain then volunteered he had also received endorsements from Clint Eastwood, Sly Stallone and Jon Voight. Clearly those are meaningful endorsements, because everyone wants Rambotox's choice as the next leader of the free world.
Joe was oblivious and never picked up on the irony. That's show biz, folks.
Filed under: TV, The Hills, Prez Election 2008
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