Breakups

The smiley ex-waitress let her breasts do the talking -- mostly small talk.

Linda is asking a judge to cite the Hulkster with contempt of court, because he allegedly didn't ante up money for a $4.2 million Vegas condo, as required by the judge. Yes, the judge ordered Hulk to pay for a party pad. We love the law.

The condo was in escrow when the divorce was filed and the court order required both Hulk and Linda to close the deal and then put the asset in the community pot. Linda has put her share in but Hulk hasn't.

And here's the kicker. In the legal papers, Linda is asking the judge to throw Hulk's ass in the Pinellas County Jail, where Hulk and Nick can sure scheme to hatch the post-pokey real-ality show. Dis and gusting.

After complaints from Spike Lee claiming that Clint Eastwood didn't include black soldiers in his two Iwo Jima films, Eastwood decided to come back on the controversial director with some words of his own saying, " A guy like him should shut his face."

Lee then further fueled the drama fire saying, "First of all, the man is not my father and we're not on a plantation either. He's a great director ... I didn't personally attack him. And a comment like "A guy like that should shut his face," come on Clint, come on. He sounds like an angry old man right there."

Missing your afternoon nap would make you cranky too!

Johnson and his now-ex-wife, Dany Garcia, have a 7-year-old daughter, Simone. According to their divorce agreement, both sides will pay $5,000 a month into a trust fund to be used towards a private school, college education and other living expenses.

Jennifer Butler Murray, Bill's wife of ten years, filed court documents on May 12 in a Charleston, S.C. family court. The couple has a home in the area.

In documents obtained by the Charleston Post & Courier, Jennifer is asking a judge to issue a restraining order that will keep Bill away from her home.

According to court docs, Jennifer and the couple's four children moved out of the family home in 2006 because of what she says was her husband's "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." The docs also say the star "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her' " and that this happened more than once during their marriage. Holy Groundhog Day!

UPDATE: A statement released by his lawyer says, "Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the dissolution of his marriage to Jennifer. Mr. and Mrs. Murray remain loving parents, committed to the best interests of their children. Mr. Murray asks that the public respect his family's privacy at this difficult time."

The super-talented singer broke up with mega-hottie Ryan Reynolds back in 2007, since then she's been keeping one hand in her pocket and another one in a Cheetos bag.

McDermott and actress wife Shiva Rose were married for nearly 12 years before separating in March of 2007. The couple, who cited irreconcilable differences for the split, has two kids together -- Dylan is asking for joint custody.

TMZ has learned that the romance between Jessica Simpson and hotshot QB Tony Romo is as dead as the Cowboys' 2007 playoff run.

Their reps have been going on the record saying that they're not split, but our sources -- who know what's really going on -- say the two have cut the cord ... at least for now.

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We obtained a legal document filed by the Russell man, asking for joint custody of his two kids. Kimora Lee Simmons tried to block her ex by asking for sole custody when she filed for divorce back in March. Bitter, bitter.

Hulk's soon to be ex-wife Linda filed with Florida's Pinellas County Judicial court asking the Hulkster to come clean with how much money he makes -- and she needs to know right quick. Linda is trying to schedule a hearing ahead of a May 13 deadline or else the two could lose an $840,000 deposit on a Vegas condo.

Stay tuned for the battle of the Bolleas...

The fit couple, who have been married since 1974, met in a karate class. They have two kids -- one of whom, Billy Jr., tried to invent something called "Cardioke."

TMZ has confirmed that former "View" host Star Jones has filed for divorce from hubby Al Reynolds. I'll be needing a lawyah!

Jones filed back on March 26, and the couple married back in 2004. We're told that Star is currently out of the country. Big Al -- as ever -- no clue where he is.

The motherfu**in' funnyman's divorce from wife Mandie became official today. Brady celebrated by driving around town smoking PCP and performing random drive-bys with pal Dave Chappelle. (Just kidding.)

Whose line is it anyway, bitch!?

In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Asner says if Cindy doesn't get off the couch and update her resume, he'll cut off her alimony payments. We're pretty sure Social Security checks alone won't keep you dripping in diamonds, let alone buy a gallon of gas these days.

We hear Rob Lowe is looking for help ...

TMZ has learned that the Penns, who initially filed last December, have filed paperwork to dismiss their divorce.

In court papers filed April 3, Guy has two pages of items she lists as being her "separate property." They include her wedding ring, five paintings, two sculptures, three checking accounts, full ownership in one production company and half of another, her tax refunds, her BlackBerry (ok, now this is just getting petty), four DVD players, pots, pans, and a toaster. Come on, let the man keep the toaster!

A rep for the actress tells TMZ "It is true that Jasmine Guy has filed for divorce from her husband of nearly 10 years, Terrence Duckett. Jasmine would like to say that there is no villain in this scenario and that she is ending her marriage due to irreconcilable differences. Jasmine would also like to thank everyone who wishes her and her family well, and asks that the press and the public allow her and her husband their privacy to work through what is a very difficult time. Thank you very much."