Tina Fey She's Just Not That Into You
Our photog had a rough day yesterday, because it was the day his delusional relationship with Tina Fey sadly came to an end.
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Paris and Benji Back Together Again
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden may have broken up, but it looks as if a drunken Super Bowl party could play cupid this weekend.
Both Paris and Benji are confirmed guests at a Tampa party tonight -- and we all know Paris is notorious for hooking up with her exes.
Apparently the Steelers and Cardinals may not be the only ones scoring this weekend.
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SJP and Matthew -- Separate in the City
Never in the same place at the same time, rumored-to-be-splitting-up couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick dodged our questions -- and each other -- in NYC this weekend.
R. Kelly -- Free to Pee on Whomever
Fathers, lock up your daughters: R. Kelly is now officially a free man.
His lawyers announced yesterday Kells and his wife of 11 years, Andrea Lee, have split for good, and among other things, will share custody of their three kids. The couple filed for the big D in 2006, and Andrea had filed an emergency protective order back in 2005 against R., which she ultimately pulled.
Kelly was acquitted of child porn charges last summer.
Sam Gives Lindsay Unkindest Cut of All
So Samantha Ronson goes to a fancy schmancy hair salon in Bev Hills and leaves wearing a beanie. But fear not -- it wasn't a total waste, 'cause we asked if Sam washed Lindsay Lohan right out of her hair.
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Sam: Lindsay Wasn't My Sole Provider
She wouldn't talk about Lindsay Lohan as she left a shoe store in Larchmont Village last night -- but we're 100% positive what Sam Ronson needs right now is a new girlfriend, not a new pair of sneaks. BTW, they definitely have broken up.
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Lindsay & Sam -- Kaput
Arquette's Romance No Longer True
Patricia Arquette has just filed for divorce.
In legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Arquette says her two-year marriage to Thomas Jane (who played Mickey Mantle in the HBO movie "61*") is kaput -- it's the ol' "irreconcilable differences."
They have a five-year-old daughter. And they have no prenup, which means Patricia's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, will come in handy. Wasser also recently filed on behalf of Kate Walsh too.
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Hugh Hefner Hates Criss Angel Too
You won't see Hugh Hefner around if his ex Holly marries that magical d-bag Criss Angel, cause outside One Sunset Hef declared he wants nothing to do with those people. Remember, you're never too old to talk smack.
Oh yeah -- that chick next to him, totally wearing a see-thru dress.
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Kate Walsh -- Privately Practicing Divorce
Kate Walsh and Alex Young were married for a measly 14 months before separating -- which is probably why they tried to sneak the divorce papers through the court system by listing their names as "A.M. Young" and "K.E. Walsh."
A.M. filed the papers on Tuesday in L.A. County Superior Court, and checked the box for "irreconcilable differences."
Duchovny -- Tea, No Strumpets
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni very publicly announced a split, but all signs point to a reconciliation.
TMZ spies have spotted them all over New York – and not just in very public places like a Knicks game. They've been seen walking around their Upper East Side neighborhood, in random spots in the West Village, and, according to the Boston Herald, in New Bedford, MA, of all places, having "a great time."
DD and TL have two kids and have been married for eleven years.
Kimora and Russell -- Moving On, Up
Kimora Lee and ex-husband Russell Simmons both enjoyed a romantic weekend at the beach -- with their much hotter significant others.
While Kimora and hunky boyfriend Djimon Hounsou kept to themselves in the Hawaiian shade, Russell felt up his latest gorgeous lady friend in Miami.
Sometimes everyone makes out in a divorce.
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Full House -- All Bills
Remember the episode of Full House when Jodie Sweetin's character finally got married, moved into a home of her own, had a kid, then had to run back home to her dad because everything fell apart? Wait ... that just happened.
Jodie, now 26, has filed for divorce from her out-of-work husband following a near foreclosure and the inability to pay for basic utilities such as water, according to People.
"I was the stay-at-home dad, my job was taking care of Zoie," claims Sweetin's husband who is now fighting for sole custody of their daughter.
A hearing is set for Feb. 9. In the meantime, someone might want to send John Stamos over to the Sweetin home with a guitar ... a little zen might help.
Alanis Suffers from Scarlett Fever
Want to know the best way to get Alanis Morissette to never speak to you again: Try asking her if she likes the music of her ex-fiance's new wife, Scarlett Johansson.
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Trump's Ex -- Ivana Be With Other Women
A day before 59-year-old Ivana Trump revealed she separated from Rossano Rubicondi -- her much younger husband she married in April -- the Euro gold digger entrepreneur was snapped macking on a couple of chicks in Italy.
Ivana says they actually separated three months ago but kept it quiet. Until now.
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Benji: Nicole Richie's My New BFF
Paris Hilton's former boyfriend took Paris Hilton's former best friend out for a night on the town Saturday.
Your move, Hilton.