Celebrity Boobs

Kim Kardashian's lucky to have Kanye West as a husband ... because he has a great eye for fashion.

We got Kim and Kanye making their way to dinner in SoHo Monday night where Kim was looking white hot in a low-cut blouse and jean skirt, with a long coat struggling to provide cover ... all in vain.

Director Paul Verhoeven is proof inspiration strikes in species everywhere -- like dog nipples for the 8-breasted hooker he wanted for "Total Recall."

The famed director -- who also had a hand in classics like "RoboCop" and "Starship Troopers" -- dished LOTS of details when we caught up with him Thursday night in L.A. Check out the vid ... he's seriously fixated on boobs.

We couldn't leave without settling a huge puzzler in "Starship Troopers" -- is the big alien meant to look like a vagina?

Take a look.

Two airports in Cali want Mariah Carey's boobs up out of their faces -- they're banning the billboards she commissioned because they're way too sexy.

Mimi's returning to Vegas later this month, and to promote the show we're told she shelled out thousands for an inviting photo shoot that were going up on billboards near Burbank and Orange County airports -- huge takeoff spots for the Vegas-bound L.A. crowd.

Problem is ... the airports have big issues with Mariah's boobs, barely covered by a gold sheet. We're told even Caesars, where Mariah will be performing, wants a censored version of the billboard.

Mariah, we're told, is pressing for the original in all its glory.

We're with her.

Think Usain Bolt is having fun at the Olympics??

LeAnn Rimes let it all hang out -- or at least most of it -- at a gay nightclub in London.

Rimes performed at G-A-Y Saturday night, and she looks pretty fantastic.

Among the songs she sang -- "How Do I Live." The answer ... clearly without a bra.

Two Wilhelmina models got down and dirty ... which would explain the wet t-shirts.

Ashley Robbins and Nereyda Bird flaunted their stuff Tuesday during a Miami photo shoot.

Christina Milian's popping out of her swimsuit, in all the right places ... and we don't mean Ibiza.

The singer's doing a little vacay, and possibly a little shopping, for a swimsuit that will provide better boob coverage.

Blake Lively is as well-rounded from the front as she is from behind while expecting baby no. 2.

"The Shallows" star put her mom boobs on full display Wednesday in NYC.

She caught some flak for sharing pictures of her backside at Cannes, but the real bottom line is pregnancy looks really good on her. Really, really good.

Bella Hadid was walking on the NYC road like she doin' a promo, keeping all her business on the low-low.

That shirt be tryna get her out the friend zone, 'cause it make her look even better in the photos.

Jennifer Aniston's got pretty strong nipples ... practically piercing through her tops this week.

Kate Moss still has the goods ... and she's making that crystal clear.

The 42-year-old supermodel stepped onto her hotel balcony flashing fans in a see-through bra as she took pics of Venice, Italy. It's debatable who had the better view -- Kate or her fans below.

Either way ... grazie, donna!

Abigail Ratchford's chest brings boys to the club ... like this ogler at The Nice Guy.

The Instagram model exposed major cleavage Thursday night in what appears to be a girls night out ... sans the man in black.

No doubt he had In-N-Out in mind.

Jennifer Aniston is one step away from a wet t-shirt contest.

The 47-year-old actress was rocking a white shirt and bottled water Thursday while cruising around NYC.

Kendall Jenner was chillin' like a villain and stealing the spotlight in the process.

Kendall, Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin went for a stroll Tuesday in NYC ... and the view was piercing.

The good news ... Kendall doesn't need a guy to put a ring on it.

"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star Jessica Dime got a boob upgrade by downsizing ... from triple Ds to singles!

The boob job was the handywork of Dr. Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami, who swapped out the bigger saline water implants for smaller silicone implants. He also gave her a lift and removed excess skin. The result -- no more lopsided boobs!

The surgery lasted 2 hours and it set Jessica back around $7k.

She'll spend a few more days recovering in Miami ... in lifted spirits, of course.

Kylie Jenner knows no bounds ... but her bosom is another story.

The reality star's boobs were aching for an exit from her taupe bandage jumpsuit Thursday night as she left The Nice Guy.

Her serious underboob undeniably jacked the spotlight.