Celebrity Divorce

In the document, handwritten and filed by Shauna herself, the stripperiffic former Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas says all of the assets from the marriage are hers and she shouldn't be forced to pay ex Romain Chavent any spousal support. Shauna also says the two were only married for one year and four months -- one month short of what Chavent's claimed when he originally filed for divorce.

The "24" star married in 1996, separated back in 1999, filed for divorce in 2004, and only officially pulled the trigger on Friday, according to court docs. They had no children.

Apparently that restraining order he filed against her was just pillow talk.

Hulk's soon to be ex-wife Linda filed with Florida's Pinellas County Judicial court asking the Hulkster to come clean with how much money he makes -- and she needs to know right quick. Linda is trying to schedule a hearing ahead of a May 13 deadline or else the two could lose an $840,000 deposit on a Vegas condo.

Stay tuned for the battle of the Bolleas...

A Frenchie named Romain Chavent married her in 2006, but now says he's giving her the Lucite boot -- telling us her move to Miami and hard-partying are reasons for the split. Aren't her outfits reason enough?

Like her other ex, Shauna definitely has a type too -- this guy looks a helluva lot like Lorenzo Lamas.

Chavent filed for divorce yesterday, citing irreconcilable differences. BTdubs, his divorce papers are handwritten. Guess the modeling thing isn't working out so well.

Specifically listed in the divorce settlement filed today, Hasselhoff keeps the rights to the name "Hoff" and the catchphrase, "Don't Hassle the Hoff" in countries throughout the world.

Bach and Hasselhoff will split their Encino, Calif. home 50/50. Bach also gets two cars (a 2006 Mercedes and a 1999 Lincoln Navigator), half of their joint checking account and the balance of a few other bank accounts -- one of which has a whole dollar in it!

According to a source extremely close to the situation, Shauna doesn't deny that a verbal gunfight broke out, but claims that Lamas now supports the move and actually "put her on the plane." Shauna is saying this, but we're told Lorenzo is adamant -- the kids ain't moving down to Miami! It wouldn't be the first time the two went nuclear in court.

We're told Sand is also very sensitive about her mothering skills, saying TMZ can call her a "trashy, stripper shoe wearing Botox injected plastic booby bimbo" all we want , but calling her a bad mother "hurts her heart in the worst deep possible way."

Lorenzo's lawyer, Cary Goldstein, Lorenzo told Shauna if she even dares to try, he will be in court before she even boards the plane. Lorenzo feels he's the only "stable influence" in the family (we can't argue with that) and does not want his kids living with her thousands of miles away from him. Lorenzo has pretty much had full physical custody of the kids for more than a month now, while Shauna does her thing.

You ask what her thing is? We're told she's frustrated by the L.A. scene and feels South Beach will give her much-needed Miami heat.

This would be a devastating blow to the cosmetic surgery industry in Beverly Hills.

Cary Goldstein, Lorenzo's divorce lawyer, tells TMZ he spoke with his client, who's in Sweden. Lorenzo's reaction to his baby mama saying that she hates L.A. and is going as close to Cuba as possible -- "I strongly oppose it."

Lorenzo feels he's the only "stable force" in the family and "the [three] kids need me." Goldstein tells us Shauna has not given any legal notice that she's moving and she just better not.

Ike Turner's ex-wife has filed a claim against the controversial dead rock 'n' roller's estate. And no, it's not Tina!

Former 'Ikette" Jeanette Bazzell Turner claims she has a right to Ike's stuff because of community property laws and now she wants the courts to take a look at her case. She married the former Mr. Tina Turner in Las Vegas in 1995 -- and divorced him in 2000.

Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

According to online records, a judgment was filed in the couple's 2006 divorce -- which means they are single and ready to mingle ... and begin removing specific tattoos. Travis and Shanna have been on and off (and on again) since their official split.

The couple have two young children, Landon Asher and Alabama Luella.

Pamela doesn't want to turn over the golf cart and a motorcycle to David. The Hoff isn't there, but his lawyer made it clear -- David wants the stuff back -- and stat!

Turns out, Pam signed a document during the divorce agreeing to turn over the items. So far the judge has ordered her to fork over the bike.

The two clearly did not want to talk about it -- their security gave the photogs a beatdown instead of an interview as they fled the scene, hiding their faces and swearing along the way.

We're told in the divorce hearing, the judge ordered Bob Duff -- aka daddy -- to pay $100,000 in temporary support to Susan -- 20 grand a month for five months. He was also ordered to ante up $150,000 to cover Susan's legal fees.

We're told the former couple inked the agreement late last Friday night. According to the deal, David and Pam will have joint physical and legal custody of daughters Taylor and Hayley. As for the jack, except for some separate property of David's, the split will be 50/50 as well.

The Hoffs have agreed to sell the family home in Encino, Calif., but we're told they haven't agreed on a price or a broker. The house will probably go on the market next June. Pamela has the right to live there until it's sold.

Reps for Pamela told TMZ yesterday that "a settlement has not been reached nor finalized."