The Curious Case of Brad's Blouse
Apparently Angelina Jolie shares everything with Brad Pitt, including her tops!
Brad arrived at LAX on Wednesday, wearing some sort of lovely women's shirt scarf wrap thing.
At least the handbag is his.
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Dude Looks Like a Zebra
Wearing J.Lo's diva hat, the dead furry leather carcass of a mutt, a zebra--stripped sweater/scarf from Talbots, Mary-Kate Olsen's handbag, an Aerosmith groupie's old, stretched out leopard print pants and a pair of "Working Girl" Staten Island ferry commuter sneakers, Steven Tyler tried unsuccessfully to go unnoticed in NYC this weekend.
It's time for an intervention.
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Aretha Franklin Oh, Yeaahh!
Here's 66-year-old Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin (left) at a concert in NYC this weekend -- and the infamous Kool-Aid Man (right).
One of them is known for bursting through walls.
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Serena's Cl-Assy Outfit
From the waist up, Serena Williams was schoolmarm chic -- but the PTA might have a problem with those pants, which look like they were picked off the floor of a Spearmint Rhino.
Back Hoff My Ass!
David Hasselhoff let us know how to say "Merry Christmas" in German -- but when he was done with our questions, all he had to do was turn around and have his embroidered booty tell us to "Back Hoff."
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Lily Allen Proves She's No Britney
She wears underwear! The 23-year-old British popwreck left a Christmas party in London last night with her present almost completely unwrapped.
Either her dress has come undone at the seams or the designer of Lily's "flashy" frock is as drunk as she (often) is.
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Paula Abdul Declares War
Here's Laker Girl turned "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul in NYC last night -- and a reenactment of a British "Redcoat"soldier during the War of 1812.
One of them did not deploy a wardrobe stylist.
We're just sayin'.
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SPOT the Stain!
Fall Fashion Falls Flat!
There has always been a fine line between fab and drab in the fashion world. See who missed the mark!
Mary-Kate: Miami Yikes!
With a tropical Zorro hat, beachy blue velvet Stevie Nicks blazer, spring shade of black useless scarf, raggedy bell bottoms and Summer of Love platform wedges, Mary-Kate Olsen endured a bitter cold 75 degree winter day in Miami Beach on Wednesday.
No word if she went for a swim in a lambswool bikini or thermal one-piece.
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Nothing Says Forever ...
... like a pair of wedding rings that look like they were bought at a Hot Topic in the mall.
Best of luck to you, Heidi and Spencer.
Don't Sweater the Small Stuff
Winona Jewel Heist Mystery
A hugely expensive bracelet on loan to Winona Ryder has gone missing in Spain, but it's Winona who feels like the victim.
Here's the lowdown. Winona was in Madrid Sunday for a Marie Claire event. Marie Claire had given Winona a Bulgari bracelet and a ring to wear, worth $125,000. She also got a dress, shoes and some other stuff to wear to the shindig.
After Winona left Madrid, the bracelet and ring turned up missing. There's a report in a French magazine saying Winona claimed she went to the front desk at the hotel and gave the jewelry to the front desk, but the surveillance cam doesn't show her doing that. The intimation -- Winona stole the bling.
In fact, we know what happened. The morning after the event, around 6:00 AM, Winona checked out of the hotel. No one from Marie Claire was around to collect the stuff, so she left everything in her hotel room.
Our sources confirm the bracelet and ring did indeed turn up missing -- the dress and other stuff weren't taken. We're told Winona never said she had taken the jewels to the front desk, and whoever planted the story may be covering up for someone who had access to the room after she left.
So far, Winona has not been contacted by the police.
ATL 'Housewife' Scores Diamond With Turkey
Who cares if her last sugar daddy was "technically married?" Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" ain't ever gonna do better, at least in the bling department.
A Mismatch Made in Flea Market Heaven
They say there's someone for everyone.
Unmarried lovers Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter trick-or-treated a few weeks late in Malibu over the weekend.
Not even successful Hollywood directors are safe from the evil fashion tyranny that are Crocs.
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Sneaker Freaks
Forget having a baby! The new trend in Hollywood is to have your own custom sneakers. Michael Jordan would be so proud.