Richard Simmons Tiny Shorts, Huge Heart
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Only Richard Simmons could get away with singing "Loosen up my buttons, baby" in Daisy Dukes too short for the Pussycat Dolls.
The fitness guru raided Mrs. Claus' closet and handed out cash to the homeless and cranberry juice to people waiting in line for Black Friday sales this morning in NYC.
Oh, and he kissed a girl.
Miley's BF Skips on Thanksgiving
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No, literally, Justin Gaston skipped on Thanksgiving, with Miley, down the sidewalk.
Any other type of physical activity with Cyrus won't be legal for another two years.
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Thanksgivers
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Some people will do anything to get out of spending time with the relatives. Skid row has never looked so appealing.
Tom & Gisele: We Got Your Pieces of Meat
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We've never seen Gisele lift a finger -- that's what Tom Brady is for -- but yesterday in Boston she surprised everyone by doing the heavy lifting at the soup kitchen...herself! Tom was there too.
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Paul McCartney XMAS Is Such a Drag!
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Sir Paul McCartney surprised everyone outside of daughter Stella's Mayfair store last night in London -- showing up and butchering Christmas carols with Geraldine, a "lady" carrying a little more than holiday cheer in her stockings.
Woke Up This Morning, Got Myself a Toy Gun...
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O.K., so the gun is plastic -- but that doesn't make James Gandolfini any less terrifying.
Hef Ain't Nothing But a Horn Dog
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The concept of a live-in ex girlfriend may sound as implausible as Clay Aiken impregnating a woman -- oh, wait -- but deviled Hugh Hefner and Holly "Elvis with breasts" Madison seem to be getting along just fine.
Hef, Holly and the other girl next door, Bridget, shared the same air at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party this weekend.
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New York Fake Hair, Real Drunk
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A cheap blonde RuPaul wig -- and some other things -- allowed Tiffany Pollard aka New York to lower her inhibitions at a party in Hollywood on Saturday.
Somebody should give this chick a reality show or three.
Celebs on the Patch
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Celebs of all lists hit up the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood yesterday, where Tobey Maguire showed up in his Peter Parker costume, Shauna Sand showed up as a stripper (nice heels) and Tori Spelling went as "that girl who was on '90210' because of her daddy."
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The Kid from 'A Christmas Story' 'Memba Him?!
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Peter Billingsley is best known for his role as Ralphie in the now classic 1983 film, "A Christmas Story." Guess what he looks like now!
Diddy's 10 Tips for a New Year's to Remember
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10. Your party spot has to set the tone for the night ... it creates the blueprint for the entire evening.
9. A great bartender ... bad drinks aren't sexy ... also, beautiful wait-staff is key.
8. Food should never interrupt your swagger ... small tapas or finger foods that aren't too messy tend to work well.
7. Music should be the soundtrack to the night ... it should match the theme ... it should match the flow.
6. Preserve the sexy ... my oldest and truest party rule. If it's about furs and diamonds, don't show up in jeans.
5. The right party people ... your tried-and-true friends that know how to get your party started, mixed with a few new characters to keep things exciting ... but everyone has to be sexy.
4. You need a great pair of shades ... because the best New Year's Eve party doesn't stop until well into the New Year.
3. You need a great host ... like me ... someone who is a master in the art of celebration.
2. Ciroc ... the world's best ultra-premium vodka ... enough said.
1. It's never sexy to be sloppy ... know your limits and drink responsibly.
Dane Cook: Factory Seconds
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Comedian Dane Cook used MySpace to garner millions of techno-savvy fans across the country -- but unfortunately recruited a legion of Dane-haters in the process. TMZ ran into the love-him-or-hate-him funnyman outside the Laugh Factory last night -- where he was kidding around with the Dane devotees.
Dane cracked jokes and messed with photo-needy fans -- and at one point pulled a fake diva moment about an autograph seeker's pen, saying, "Where the f**k is the blue, man? Dane Cook signs with blue."
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Sinead Back from North Pole
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Who's that Christmas chick? Erin go bragh, it's Sinead O'Connor! Memba her?!
The former pop star popped up at the Pogues annual holiday concert in Dublin, where she sang "Fairytale of New York." Sigh. It seems like just yesterday when she was on "SNL" ripping up pictures of the Pope, but it was 15 years ago! Now Sinead Marie-Bernadette O'Connor is a separated mother of four.
On Dasher and Cupid, Shandling and David!
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Thirty Mile Zone, not a celebrity was stirring; just a couple of Jewish guys.
TMZ spotted Garry Shandling and Larry David out last night. That's it. Merry Christmas!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Breasts for the Homeless
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The always beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt spent Christmas Eve feeding the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission in downtown L.A.
Grilled, skinless chicken is very low in calories.
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Nobody Loves Doris?
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Doris Roberts aka Marie Barone was snapped as she made her way into a theater in West Hollywood this weekend, looking like someone ruined her lasagne -- and her perm.
Wearing one of her trademark floral print tops and a fierce black cape with some Christmasy red nails, Miss Thing is a fabulous 77 -- except for her holiday spirit -- or is she just taking paparazzi lessons from Brad Garrett?
C'mon, who doesn't love Doris?!