Jessica Simpson and Two Angels Hookers in Moscow?
They may be big name A-listers in America, but Victoria's Secret models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio, and even Jessica Simpson are merely women of the night -- in Russia!
In the naughty section of the Moscow Times are ads for escorts, complete with photos -- of these three stars! According to the ad, Kurkova's working name is Kristina, Ambrosio's is Masha and both are available 24 hours a day. Hot damn! If it's really Jessica, that would explain why her name is Lena; it has only two syllables -- something she'd be able to remember.
Name That Butt
While Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez were blessed with bodacious backsides, this Hollywood star is better known for assets in the front. And now we know why!
Chippendales Dancer Flies into World Record!
Smokin' hot Chippendales dancer Brandon Pereyda succeeded in breaking the Guinness world record for the most vertical "roll-downs" on aerial silks. Who knew there was even a record? If ever there were a guy for the job, it's Brandon.
With a total of 13 rolls in one minute, Brandon rolled his way into the next Guinness Book of World Records, becoming the first Chippendale to break a record. These boys are usually more acquainted with breaking hearts.
Brandon and the other Chippendales perform nightly at the Rio in Las Vegas.
"Bachelor" Andy Plays with His Ball
Former "Bachelor" -- and current hunk -- Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin once again showed off his pectacular assets on the beach in Hawaii. Let's get lei'd!
The 30-year-old, smooth-chested, muscled wonder got all wet playing with his ball in Oahu this weekend. Tackle him!
Like clockwork, Andy broke off his engagement to Tessa Horst earlier this year and is being deployed to Bahrain in 2008. Things are sure to get hotter in the Middle East!
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Brooke Hogan Heats Up Miami
It's official. Brooke Hogan should wear as little clothing as possible!
Despite news of her parents splitting up and looking like a voluptuous Kate Hudson, the 19-year-old Hulk spawn left her usual debacle duds at home -- and sported this bikini while sunbathing in Miami on Sunday. This is something to be truly thankful for.
While her music career may not be rockin' -- her body sure is!
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Ryan Barry -- Underwear Model, Reichen's BF, Hot!
You may know him as the guy who is dating the guy who dated Lance Bass. Soon, he may be better known as the Armani Exchange underwear model. His name is Ryan Barry, and he's a finalists in AX's underwear model search. Although you may not have seen much of him before now, these pics will leave you wanting more ... and a cold compress.
If you are able to finish reading this copy, you'll know that Barry is actually an honors graduate in Psychology from the University of California -- and a PhD candidate in Neuroscience from Cambridge University. Still here? He's also a gymnast and trained for the Olympics. Hello? Hello? Well, enjoy!
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Owen Wilson: Call for You, Ya Lucky Bastard
Owen wasn't anywhere in sight, but who cares when his girlfriend, Le Call, is frolicking in the surf?!
Cameras caught Wilson's sexy new squeeze on the island of Maui where the two are vacationing for Owen's birthday.
There's a reason to live.
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Klum Loves Her Bazooms
It looks like all the guys who drool over Heidi Klum's fantastic rack aren't alone -- Heidi likes playing with 'em too!
In preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi made an amazing video, showcasing the hidden talents of her two best assets.
She would have made a great Fembot!
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Guess the Celeb Six-Pack
One slimmed-down celeb was happy to show off his new -- but unwaxed -- abs last night outside of Dan Tana's.
Hint: He dances a mean Viennese Waltz.
Cheerleaders Bring It on ... Each Other!
Two girls claiming to be Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders -- but looking more like their trashy doppelgängers -- got a little friendly in front of our cameras last night. Touchdown!
The Texas twosome was waiting for a cab outside of Hyde last night and could not keep their hands off each other. "Don't show our bosses this," one of them cooed. "We will get fired!"
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Victoria's Secret Weapon -- Heidi Klum!
How does Heidi Klum do it?! She has had three children, and yet each year, she manages to outshine younger models with her slammin' body. Anyway, so much for Heidi factoids, there's hot underwear models to look at!
All the Victoria's Secret angels rocked the runway last night at the annual fashion show, sashaying in sexy lingerie and their outrageous wings. The entire boobalicious show airs December 4 on CBS.
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Fabio Is the S***!!
Move over Matt Damon -- Fabio's clearly the sexiest man alive these days -- and he's got the arm candy to prove it!
Scoring a photo-op with Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere and getting into a fight with an uptight George Clooney in the same month. Matt is the sexiest man alive? We can't believe it's not Fabio!
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Thank You For Flying Supermodel Airways
Supermodels of yore, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Eva Herzigova, reunited to walk the runway -- at LAX!
The fashionable threesome all arrived on the same flight from London on Thursday, and were greeted with a barrage of flashbulbs. Coffee, tea or strike a pose.
Click to see if any cell phones were thrown or any alleged drug use was videotaped.
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Bridget Moynahan: What Baby Weight?!
Can you believe Bridget Moynahan gave birth to her son just ten weeks ago?! Mamma mia!
The glowing single mom arrived to the L.A. premiere of her latest film, "Noise," on Tuesday, looking better than ever. Coyote gorgeous.
When you look this good, who needs a NFL baby daddy? Bye bye Brady, bye bye.
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Kim K Autographs Her Own Ass
Along with such accomplishments as "Friend of Paris," "reality star" and "sex tape auteur," bootyful Kim Kardashian can now add "Playmate" to her growing list of appellations. Build that resume, girl!
Kim signed copies of her December Playboy cover at a party in NYC on Tuesday. The writing's on the wall-like badonkadonk!
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Gavin Rossdale Is Still a Huge Rock Star
Apparently, Matthew McConaughey is giving '90s musician Gavin Rossdale some very important life lessons. Shirts vs. skins!
The hot and sweaty bare-chested 40-year-old Bush frontman rocked the court at a Pro-Celebrity Tennis competition in Florida this weekend. Breathe in, breathe out!
Mr. Gwen Stefani proved that he's bigger than his wife -- in the bicep department!