Cristiano Ronaldo -- The Morning After
A day after he canoodled with Paris Hilton all over Los Angeles, Cristiano Ronaldo laughed it up with his boys by the hotel pool.
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Landlord: Vida Guerra Owes Us Some Booty
The only people who hate to watch Vida Guerra go and hate to watch her leave are her old landlords -- cause they say she walked out on almost 30k worth of rent.
The lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, claims Vida signed a one year contract for an L.A. apartment back in November of 2008. Rent = $3,250 a month.
The property owner -- SBL, LLC -- not only claims Vida bailed after only three months, but also says she left "stains on the carpets and holes in the walls."
SBL wants a minimum of $35,550 -- no ifs, ands or butts about it.
Kellan Lutz Gets Tanked
Tall glass of water Kellan Lutz is intoxicating in his tight wife beater.
Who wouldn't want to get drunk with the ripped 24-year-old "Twilight" star?
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Kendra Wilkinson -- There's a Baby in There?!
She's pregnant with her first child, but Kendra Wilkinson's stomach is still as flat as her acting skills.
The "Girls Next Door" star -- who turns 24 tomorrow -- is due on Christmas Day.
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Bend It Like Ballack
Move over Beckham and Cristiano, there's a new buff shirtless futbol stud taking over America ... German national soccer team captain Michael Ballack.
The married 32-year-old showed off his hairless bod while at the beach in Miami today.
Yes folks, we said married!
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Kristin & Heather: 2 Girls, 1 Dress
Here's 22-year-old reality TV star Kristin Cavallari wearing a cutout Herve Leger dress in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and 39-year-old "The Hangover" star Heather Graham in the same little black number in Ireland on Monday (right).
Both went commando.
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Barbara Bush -- Who's Crotchety Now?!
What?! You think the birthday girl was just gonna miss the half-naked poolside activities!?
After President Bush got his lapful from a hot chick in a bikini, Barbara Bush enjoyed a view of her own, courtesy of speedo-packin' Justin Clynes -- another actor from a local production of "A Chorus Line."
All rise for the First Lady!
Guess the Bum Foot!
Pirate of the Pacific: Hot Man's Chest
Orlando Bloom unearthed a buried treasure in Australia this weekend ... his smooth buff torso.
Ahoy, hottie!
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Natalie Maines Gets the Runs
Dixie Chick Natalie Maines worked on her fitness by hiking in L.A. this weekend.
The recently shorn 34-year-old mother of two is not ashamed to break a sweat in public.
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Reggie Miller's Tat: Does it Come in Men's?
NBA great Reggie Miller frolicked topless on the beach in Mexico this weekend and showed off his front side tramp stamp.
The 43-year-old will have no trouble fitting in with the rest of the unfortunately inked honeys next time he's at Tao Beach in Vegas.
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He's Jacked, Man
That marvel of the circulatory universe belongs to Wolverine, aka Hugh Jackman.
The 40-year-old father is guaranteed to pump you up.
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VH1 Chick -- Anatomy of a 'Slut'
A slut can be defined in so many ways -- but the following gem, which came from the mind of "Tough Love" trainwreck Arian Mayer during an interview with "Steppin Out" magazine, is truly priceless:
"The truth of the matter is this; I've slept with about 100 people. If you want to call that being a slut, fine."
Interestingly, Webster's defines "slut" as -- "a promiscuous woman."
So, you be the judge.
Bar Refaeli Israeli Spokesmodel
Video of Bar Refaeli just standing there is worth posting alone -- but this time Leo DiCaprio's drop dead sexy GF is actually talking, and she's giving Israel major props for having the best beach in the world.
Refaeli came under fire last week for being a "draft dodger" in her country after getting excused from their mandatory military term. Consider this penance.
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Audrina in a Bikini? Yes, Please!
Say what you will about Audrina Patridge (and we have) -- but the girl proved again this weekend at Tao Beach in Las Vegas that she rocks a bikini as good as anyone.