Cristiano Ronaldo -- Inside the Locker Room

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Take a look at Team Portugal's tan, smooth and shirtless futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo inside the team locker room.

The sexy pics are from a new Nike Portugal video showing the soccer star undressing, heading to the field and getting looked at by the training staff.

Did we mention he's shirtless?

Kellan Lutz Shows Off His Loin

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Consistently shirtless "Twilight" stud Taylor Lautner Kellan Lutz definitely measured up ... when getting his loincloth sized on the Canadian set of his new non-Vampire flick "Immortals" on Tuesday.

In the film, the buff 25-year-old plays the Greek god Poseidon. What a stretch!

Zac Efron -- Jacked, Shredded, Ripped, Yoked, Etc.

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Zac Efron is in Hawaii ... and, damn dude.

Lindsay Lohan -- Up to Her Knees

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She looks good ... Lindsay Lohan hangin' out at Bardot nightclub at 2 AM in Hollywood.

The boots are alcohol-resistant.

Whose Hot Stems?!

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Can you guess which Playboy Playmate showed off these smooth stems while cruising around Beverly Hills yesterday?

2010 Miss USA -- Related to Kim K?

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Looks like Miss USA is butting into Kim Kardashian's business ... because she's clearly jacking her look.

Hard to tell the dif between the two posers (Rima Fakih left) ... except one has a sex tape under her strap and the other a pole.

Just the facts, ma'am.

In this Corner ... Lindsay Lohan

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You gotta hand it to her ... Lindsay Lohan is trying hard to find ways to fill her days.

Lindsay showed up at at "Muscle Milk Light" women's fitness retreat yesterday in Bev Hills.

Kind of ironic ... since she's suing over that whole "milkoholic" ad thing.

Shirtless 'Mentalist' Star -- Don't Mind It At All

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"The Mentalist" star Simon Baker showed off his ripped beach bod yesterday in France ... betcha didn't see that coming.

John Mayer Can't Stomach The Situation

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Backstage at last night's CMT Music Awards in Nashville, John Mayer's hairy stomach was no competition for the ripped, shaved, smooth mid-section of "Jersey Shore" tanned ham The Situation.

In this case, The Situation's body is a wonderland.

Miley Cyrus -- We Can See Right Through You

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Less-than-18-year-old pop star Miley Cyrus shot a music video in California yesterday ... dressed (barely) in some kind of sheer and frilly dress.

Kids today ... apparently don't own pants.

UPDATE: Miley's rep says it's a bathing suit, stupid!

Paula Deen Has a Situation on Her Hands

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Food Network diva Paula Deen got another ham thrown in her face ... but this time it was in the form of "Jersey Shore's" shameless ab flasher Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

With Snooki supervising, Paula felt up Sitch's shaved smooth chest backstage at a rehearsal for the CMT Music Awards in Nashville on Wednesday.

That's what you call a tanned ham.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Now Even More Waxed

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Team Portugal's shaved, tweezed, plucked and gelled soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has had the life waxed out of him.

Madame Tussauds unveiled their wax sculpture (left) of the 25-year-old futbol hunk in London today.

He's got some stiff competition.

Gary Dourdan's Girlfriend -- Butt-erly Amazing

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We've finally figured out the best thing about former "CSI" star Gary Dourdan -- his unbelievably hot girlfriend's perfecter-than-perfect backside.

Gary and Maria Asis del Alamo were showing off what their mommas gave them this weekend while on the island of Formentera.

Well done, sir ... well done.

Hayden Panettiere's Bikini ... Hello Kitty!!!

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She's dating a world-class boxer ... but Hayden Panettiere appears to be the one in peak physical condition.

Hard-bodied Hayden hit the beach in Malibu this weekend ... with what appears to be a Hello Kitty bikini and ... zero percent body fat.

World Cup Studs -- Who's Playing the Field

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There's a damn good reason people across the globe loves them some World Cup action -- the perfectly chiseled, smokin' hot soccer bods!!!!!

Goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!

Shauna's Pre-Rehab Party -- No Booze, No Bra

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Just hours before entering "Celebrity Rehab" -- Shauna Sand hit the club scene in Hollywood last night for one last half-naked hurrah.

On her way out of one of the clubs, we asked Shauna why she's seeking Dr. Drew's help ... and her answer ... was almost as transparent as her dress.