Hot Bodies

Brooke Burke hit a real sticking point on her vacation today in St. Barts -- emerging from the warm Caribbean waters in her painted-on teal bikini.

Olympic speed skating hunk Apolo Ohno showed off his golden muscles on a topless run through Brentwood on Wednesday.

There's a good reason Master P's son Romeo dropped the Lil' in his name ... the dude is jacked!

Romeo, now 21, showed off his pumped up pecs and biceps (left) while out cruisin' around shirtless in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Looking like the hottest American Gladiator ever, AnnaLynne McCord rocked elbow and knee pads with her green bikini to shoot some sort of ridiculous sexy jousting scene on "90210" in L.A. yesterday.

Gerard Butler is on his way to getting that "300" body back.

The 41-year-old flashed his shredded torso while in the locker room of the Celtic soccer team in Glasgow on Tuesday.

As if Gerard needed any more help scoring with the ladies.

Professional bikini model Bar Refaeli rolled around in the mud at the Dead Sea in Israel ... and it was good.

Bar posted the pics on her Twitter page this morning ... saying, "*muddy* but feels good!! DEAD SEA - if you haven't been... well, sucks for you!"

David Beckham & Cristiano Ronaldo be damned ... because Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi has been called the best soccer player in the world ... and he just may have the best body too.

The 24-year-old FC Barcelona star showed off his toned, hairless physique -- and his tan line -- while on a yacht in Ibiza on Tuesday.

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio stripped off her pesky life vest to reveal her sexy, taut bikini body in Maui on Monday.

With her smokin' hot physique, the 30-year-old can resuscitate anyone.

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

He was Jennifer Lopez' first husband ... her first divorce -- and now, nearly 15 years later, he's a few signatures away from becoming J.Lo's first ex to whip it out for Playgirl magazine.

A rep for the adult rag tells TMZ, it's true ... Ojani Noa and Playgirl are currently hammering out a deal for J.Lo's first ex to appear in the magazine -- but ONLY if he agrees to go full-frontal.

And as long as Playgirl ponies up, that shouldn't be a problem -- Ojani tells us, "If the money is right, especially for full nude, then I would be flattered to pose for Playgirl."

Just when you thought Rihanna couldn't wear any less clothes in her home country of Barbados -- the curvy-licious singer hit the beach today ... wearing THIS.

Man down.

Ex-"Baywatch" star Jeremy Jackson is currently in a meeting with honchos at Chippendales in Las Vegas -- and we're told, both parties are trying to hash out a deal for the actor to join the bow-tied bunch on a full-time basis.

Jeremy's rep tells TMZ, the former child actor is on deck to fill an empty celebrity host spot ... following 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons -- but unlike Jeff's short stint ... this would be a long-term deal.

We're told Jeremy is extremely serious about the gig -- going to Vegas last weekend to try on the bow tie and shirt cuffs (above) just to get a feel for the experience.

And that's not it ... we're told Jeremy's also been working out non-stop to prep for the position -- and after entering "Celebrity Rehab" earlier this year for a hormone-injecting fitness addiction ... he's doing it ALL-NATURALLY.

We're told an announcement is expected to be made shortly.

The temperature hit 110 degrees in Dallas this week ... and residents couldn't have been HAPPIER because the heat compelled legendary Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman to take off his shirt.

The 44-year-old Hall-of-Famer was spotted on a topless jog in his neighborhood this week ... revealing a pretty SHREDDED physique.

One resident who witnessed Aikman in action tells us, "We are experiencing the hottest week ever... the man must be made of steel."

Rihanna partied her FACE OFF in Barbados ... while remaining half-naked the whole time. Warning: the following images are titillating and depressing -- because you're not there.

Rihanna REALLY got into the Kadooment Day spirit this weekend ... by crotch-grinding the bejesus out of another half-naked lady in Barbados yesterday ... and fortunately for all mankind, it was captured on tape.

"Dancing with the Stars" co-host Brooke Burke showed off her flawless mother of four curves while on the beach with her buff and lean fiancé/former "Baywatch" hunk David Charvet in Malibu on Tuesday.