Hot Bodies

Sir Mix-A-Lot likes big butts and he cannot lie, but when it comes to picking the best of them all -- the brother just can't deny the round thing that gets him sprung ... belongs to Jennifer Lopez.

Yes, Mix tells us he's been admiring Kim Kardashian's latest cake displays -- but still gives more weight to J.Lo's experienced bubble. In fact, he says her ass inspired him to write "Baby Got Back" ... after seeing it in all its Fly Girl glory on "In Living Color."

For now, Kim's gonna have to settle for a consolation prize from Mix ... who says J.Lo's 45-year-old ass still isn't ready to hand over the crown.

For the record Mix ... Kim actually IS 5'3".

So ... ESPN host Michelle Beadle took a shot at Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass.

After Kim K posted her brand new naked pic, Beadle went to Twitter to mock the reality star.

"Just purchased $633 in baby oil and performed an at-home lobotomy...let's do this. #BreakTheInternet #MoonRiver."

She later added ... "Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet? #CometLanding."

Beadle isn't the only celebrity to go after Kim -- Chelsea Handler implied Kim's ass is fake and Naya Rivera also threw shade ... saying, "You're someone's mother."

Kim Kardashian's ass is the biggest news in the world today -- and that's only somewhat overstated -- but her wallet remains the same size ... because we know she got bupkis for the pic.

Our sources at Paper Magazine say ... Kim's sole motivation was working with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The mag does not have the money to pay Kim her market value, so compensation was never really an option.

We now know the shoot went down during Paris Fashion Week in September. The plan was to shoot just one cover, but she and JPG hit it off so well they "got creative" and shot a lot more.

We're told there'll be more pics coming out later this week.

If Kim Kardashian made the Internet explode with her ass photo ... Chelsea Handler just made the rubble bounce.

Chelsea posed sans oil, and as far as we can see it's not Photoshopped ... which makes it extremely impressive.

Handler is making her body parts a name for themselves ... she went to war with Instagram last month after they took down her topless photo mocking Vladimir Putin.

Did we say she has a nice ass?

Chelsea's going in on IG again -- she just REposted her topless Putin shot with a caption questioning why the app is cool with shots of Kim K's bare ass (and Chelsea's too) ... but not cool with her exposed boobs. She added, "I'm just so confused."

Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before getting pregnant again ... TMZ has learned.

We know Kim is telling close friends and family she's about to get pregnant again, and wants to show off her body before the weight gain. She's proud she dumped the weight after North was born and wants to show her tight figure off.

As for Kanye ... we're told he's the opposite of jealous. He loves her public displays.

Our sources say there were a number of pics the photog took and they will be released soon. The photog -- Jean-Paul Goude, is famous for shooting nude celebs, including Naomi Campbell.

The Kim pic is actually a recreation of the famous champagne photograph that Goude shot in 1976. The model is Carolina Beaumont.

Goude shot a similar pic of Grace Jones. And get this ... another photog copied the Grace Jones pic, using Amber Rose as the model. Amber, of course, was Kanye's GF before he hooked up with Kim.

And we're told ... this will not be the last nude photo shoot before Kim gets pregnant again. She plans a few more, but it'll happen soon because she wants baby #2.

Naya Rivera apparently is a member of the minority that's not a fan of the Kim Kardashian asstastic Paper magazine cover photo.

While Kim was breaking the internet, Naya was throwing shade, saying, "I normally don't. But...you're someone's mother..." It takes some nerve to play that card seeing as Naya changed her face to look like Kim.

They're called MILFs, Naya. Look it up.

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OK, we're spent. Your turn.

Serena Williams is pretty open about wanting to find a man ASAP ... and now she's going on the offensive -- posting a pretty hot body selfie to show off the goods.

The tennis star hit the pool at a fancy resort in the Bahamas with her BFF Caroline Wozniaki ... when they broke out the camera phones and starting firing away. The results were good.

As we previously reported, Williams just said last week that she "desperately" wants to settle down and have children -- but noted that she's currently single ... "not by choice."

Wozniaki was engaged to golf star Rory McIlroy ... but he broke things off earlier this year while they were sending out their wedding invitations.

Talk about post-breakup hotness ...

Beyonce apparently got the incredibly wrong idea that anyone of us here on Mother Earth ... think her ass is a problem.

Bey, we all LOVE your ass -- it's all the Photoshopping you do to your ass, and other body parts, that pisses us off. Big difference. Huge.

Beyonce tucked her ample frame into a tight one-piece bathing suit emblazoned with one of Jay-Z's most famous lyrics -- perfectly modified for her -- and then posted a photo for all to see.

Queen Bey has been blasted in the past for touching up her own photos, but this one appears to be undoctored ... or at least very well doctored. There is one obvious problem with the pic -- no ass shot in a pic where she's bragging about her ass.

Serena Williams says there's a damn good reason she didn't run the NYC Marathon with her good friend Caroline Wozniaki ... "My ass is too big."

The tennis superstar talked her butt -- and a whole lot more -- during an "Ask Me Anything" thing on Twitter this morning ... even revealing that she "desperately" wants to have children.

Another interesting moment ... when asked if she was single, Serena wrote ... "Not by choice."

Sad, right?

Chris Pratt made sure at least one antelope was not playing with the deer in the wilderness ... because the creature has been reduced to delicious jerky.

The always awesome actor was at baggage claim at LAX -- fresh from a hunting trip -- when our photog asked him about his prey.

Chris digs deep into his backpack and pulls out a bag of jerky. The question ... how does antelope taste?

We may have to plead no contest to over-reading, it sure seems like Bruce Jenner's new chick is sending an F-U message to Kris.

Ronda Kamihira got a little showy Friday night when she decided to post a pic of herself in a teddy with rose petals on a bed.

Unclear if this is an old picture ... or maybe something Bruce himself snapped ... but clearly thirsty Ronda wants to convince everyone she's hotter than any momager draped in Old Glory.

Gotta say ... the girl is all right, she's all right.

French Montana admits he packed on a few lbs while he was dating Khloe Kardashian ... but now that they're history, he's transformed his oversized gut into rock-hard abs.

French saw Khloe turn into a fitness machine after their breakup in early September, and he followed suit ... hitting the weights with producer Mally Mall at CrossFit in Sherman Oaks.

We're told Khloe's appearance in workout videos and her obvious weight loss the last couple months has been French's inspiration.

Another motivation ... French also has a new album set to drop in December.

Rob Kardashian, your move.

Anne Hathaway has mastered the fine art of avoiding the paparazzi ... especially when she's dripping in sweat after yoga class.

Anne hit up a yoga gym in West Hollywood on Wednesday, and things got interesting when she left. The gym staff teamed up to move her Porsche (but not easily) right next to the exit -- so Anne could make an incognito getaway.

Not much to see of Anne here, but the silver lining -- there's a lot to see of one of her yoga instructors.

D'Angelo is in the middle of his first-ever Australian tour, and from the looks of it ... there's way more of R&B's former #1 sex symbol for fans Down Under to love.

The "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" singer was performing at Soulfest in Melbourne last weekend ... and he's no longer flaunting the buff physique he had years ago. Still sounds good though.

The ex-neo soul brother #1 has had huge swings in poundage over the years.

It's an up year.