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Ben Stein learned the hard way, even with a private driver ... you can end up in an ugly car accident.

We're told Stein was in the backseat of an EmpireCLS SUV in Bev Hills when someone in a Prius flung open their car door ... striking Stein's vehicle.

We're told cops didn't show up because it was so minor -- the drivers exchanged info and left.

Ben sat patiently and the driver took him to his destination. He's fine.

One thing's for sure ... Ben didn't look too impressed ... but does he ever?

Spider-Bear ... Spider-Bear ... does whatever a Spider-Bear does.

A condo dweller in Gatlinburg, TN saw something you don't see everyday ... a curious bear scaling a 3 story building.

Luckily for us, the freaked out resident was able to grab some footage of this furry guy's trip up and down the condo.

Madonna found her sweet spot Wednesday at Madison Square Garden ... Amy Schumer's ass.

The singer called a more-than-willing Amy up onstage for "Unapologetic Bitch," and hilarious ass-slapping and humping ensued.

Was it a runaway float? Or maybe they were just prepping for The Rose Parade. Or maybe someone is just great at pimping their ride.

We were just about as confused as the guy who uploaded the video on Monday ... it ended up being for Mexican Independence Day -- September 16th -- but why stop in this random neighborhood two days before the holiday?

Whatever the reason was, it's random and it's hilarious.

Don't push Ronda Rousey unless you're looking to get slammed to the ground ... that goes for guys too.

The executive producer of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" -- Andy Lassner -- learned that lesson the hard way when he got a little too chummy with the UFC champ ... seeming to get under Ronda's skin after giving her a push before their demonstration.

She didn't just take him down, she performed her famous armbar on him ... getting him to tap out a couple of times after he was unable to break free from the painful move.

She really is the best.

Here's Shaq showing that no matter how bad he does something ... it's still pretty flippin' awesome.

The big fella teamed up with Randall Park -- star of ABC's "Fresh Off The Boat" -- and busted out a rendition of Katy Perry's "Firework." Shaq was shooting a cameo on the sitcom, and couldn't resist doing a reenactment of Randall's scene from "The Interview."

We'll refresh your memory, since almost no one saw the movie ... Randall played Kim Jong-un and sang the hit song with James Franco.

Check it out ... Shaq's vocal tour de force is at least as good as Franco's.

Madonna must make D.C. weatherman, Mike Thomas, want to express how he feels 'cause he couldn't resist inserting lyrics of her songs into his weather forecast.

In the news studio, time goes by so slowly so Mike spiced things up with his pop queen references.

Nothing says romance like doing the nasty on some burning hot asphalt in the middle of the day with your unconscious boyfriend.

36-year-old Kimberly Jackson, was arrested in a Norfolk, Virginia strip mall parking lot for being drunk in public after doing the deed for all to see.

Her reason for the extreme public display of affection -- alcohol.

The "Drunk History" couple are at it again and this time they're ditching the humor for a crazy spellbinding first dance.

Magician, Justin Willman, has dance moves to make the audience jump out of their seats ... but he also has a lot of help from his bride, Jillian Sipkins, at their September 6th Malibu wedding.

Carol Harrington got quite the startle when she looked out into her backyard and saw a family of bears playing around on her hammock.

Mama bear and her two cubs needed some time to chill out in this scorching weather in Warren County, New Jersey.

Think we may have just found the biggest tennis fan in the world 'cause this dog can't contain his excitement watching Serena Williams vs Venus Williams during the U.S. Open.

We're guessing George is more of a Venus fan since his tail turns into a tornado of fur every time she's on the screen.

He's got legs that would make "Powder" jealous -- which is why it was hard for Damian Lillard to NOT notice when his NBA teammate Chris Kaman busted out his pasty white legs for a recent tanning sesh.

THEY'RE SO WHITE!!!!

And to make matters worse, Kaman was rockin' some extra revealing shorty shorts that put his upper inner thigh parts out on display.

7:45 AM PT -- We spoke to the venue ... the heavy pyrotechnics used at the end of Taylor's show triggered smoke detectors. Everyone had filed out and Taylor was backstage chilling in her dressing room when the fire alarm went off. No one was injured.

Taylor Swift's got nerves of steel ... even when she's barely clothed.

Fire alarms sounded backstage in the Houston stadium where she performed Wednesday night -- and even though everyone was urging her to get dressed and get out ... Taylor stood her ground, and recorded the moment for Instagram.

It turned out to be kinda funny since it was a false alarm.

The real fireworks came once T-Swizzle hit the stage for the first of her H-Town concerts with special guest Wiz Khalifa.

This baby can't control himself while walking on these squeaky shoes ... bursting out into laughter every time he takes a step.

Wait till he gets a little older to enjoy the serenity of popping bubble wrap.

This bunny rabbit could have earned a Chris Berman chant -- because he went all the way.

It was a CFL Labour Day Classic to remember, when the Stamps went up against the Esks ... but it was the rabbit that stole the show.

It went the whole length of the field before doing a touchdown dance that would make Deion Sanders proud.

So this kid thought she could dance ... but baby Asya needs to work on her footwork (and balance) before she can make it to any dance competition show.