Olsen Twins

We know about Joel Madden, but what's up with the rest of Good Charlotte? --David

Yes, David, we do know the latest on Joel Madden's love life, but as far as his professional life is concerned, he and the band have been hard at work preparing for their next album. Titled "Good Morning Revival," they expect it to hit shelves around March 20.

Joel said they finished about 50 songs, realized they weren't what they thought they'd be, scratched them, and started all over again! Putting that much work into the album -- no doubt it'll be good!

Click here to take a look at Good Charlotte's MySpace and to catch one of their songs!

With the help of her favorite witch boots and an inexplicable indifference toward hair care, Mary-Kate Olsen is single-handedly spearheading the Beverly Hills street urchin look. Spare some change?

Just because she seems homeless, don't think that looking this bad comes cheap; MK's orthopedic torture devices disguised as high-end footwear will run you about $1500. That's a lot of lunches at the soup kitchen! Olsen's Balenciaga boots are the ugliest things in the fashion biz since ... Donatella Versace.

For the first time in months, the itty-bitty millionairette was seen wearing something other than the heels from hell. Here, she's seen in platform jackboots, with apparently itchy leggings.

Behold the Olsen twin, who was delivered from the East by private plane to Los Angeles along with friend Selma Blair and Mary Kate's British boytoy, Max Snow.

The street urchin was spotted in West Hollywood -- again looking like a homeless person -- this time in a crumbled leather hat, torn stockings and her wretched witch boots.

Save Mary-Kate. Please donate to your local homeless charities.

The wee millionaire twin clunked into her highly profitable Beverly Hills office yesterday, rocking a look that included a plaid shirt, studded belt, and a collapsing Princess Leia hairdo.

It's official: money doesn't buy style.

Miss Olsen, 5'2", was seen with orange hair, wearing head-to-toe black, and carrying a purse that looked nearly as big as she is. Mary-Kate quickly avoided transforming into a bat on Monday by escaping into the cave known as Barneys in Beverly Hills.

The former child star is worth an estimated $150 million, which she is not carrying in that bag.

Fashionista twin Mary-Kate Olsen was one of the first to discover Suzanne's soft-as-silk collection. Not long after MK was photographed in the Eternity Shawl, a trend was born. Oversized sunglasses and iced frappuccino sold separately.

When America's favorite indestructable cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, isn't saving the world, you can find her dressed to the nines in one of Juul's creations. She recently wore the designer's togs twice in one week; first a mint green shrug on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" and later a dazzling red dress to a Women in Entertainment breakfast.

Other stylistas jumping on the Juul juggernaut include Hilary Duff, Heather Graham, Brooke Shields and Melania Trump. The luscious clothes are popular with sexy A-listers because they are said to "make you feel naked" -- without fear of a wardrobe malfunction.

Log on to www.suzannejuul.com to get in on the what's no longer the best kept secret in Tinseltown.

It seems Nicole Richie fired her stylist a little too late ... she just landed at the top of PETA's Annual Worst-Dressed List.

The animal rights group showed no mercy as they dug their their claws into fur-loving Richie by saying, "This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones. She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match." Meow!

PETA put Hollywood wonder twin Ashley Olsen in the #2 spot: "Wearing fur does add 20 pounds, but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead." Ouch!

Christina Ricci landed at #3 for posing on a magazine cover wearing "fur from slaughtered reindeer." Fur-galicious Eva Longoria was named #4 because they wish "She'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits, considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane." Well!

Joss Stone's pink fashion flop, Mary Kate Olsen's lack of pants, and Victoria Beckham's trash bag disaster should never have seen the light of flashbulbs. Is a quick look in the mirror too much to ask?

The less-fashionable of the Olsen Twins was spotted shopping in West Hollywood wearing only a plaid button down shirt -- barely concealing her panties -- and black tights.

Oh Mary-Kate, we get that you have your own "unique" sense of style, but please at least put on some pants before leaving the house next time!

One half of the Olsen duo was spotted in Hollywood looking more like a bag lady than the million dollar baby she is, sporting a black hoodie, big black sunglasses and a "Frankie Says Relax" t-shirt. While vintage is always in style, it's interesting to note Mary-Kate was only one year old when the Frankie Goes to Hollywood t-shirts first gained popularity.

Of course, no Mary-Kate outfit would be complete without pounds of costume jewelry and she didn't disappoint. Our favorite piece - the giant green rock on her right index finger, which probably weighs more than her whole hand.

But wait - isn't MK dating indeterminately-employed New York hipster Max Snow? We can only speculate that Miss Olsen and Chait were meeting for business, especially since Chait Is Ashley's boyfriend. Now that would be a scandal. Max may be glad to know that the farewells consisted, at least by the photographic evidence, of a kiss on the cheek.

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted in Paris looking ... um, in need of a brush.

The "Full House" alum has been taking in the sights and sounds of fashion week, along with her sister Ashley, under the cover of a knitted red beret. First, the richer than rich teen was photographed shopping at high-end clothing store Maria Luisa, keeping the cap on as she tried on clothes.

The next day, Mary-Kate and Ashley were spotted again, this time at the Christian Dior Ready-to-Wear show. While Mary-Kate did do some glamming up with the help of a dark designer gown, the red dome piece was still firmly planted atop Mary-Kate's head.

The burning question -- does she take it off to bathe or does it double as a shower cap?

The Olsen twins were on a mission to find the hottest fashions in Paris over the weekend.

Mary-Kate and Ashley were caught making the rounds to all the chic shops including Dior, Collette and Scarlette - a good thing since the dynamic duo usually dress like street people.

Although the pair tried on a lot of clothes, they didn't leave any shop with bags. Guess when you're an Olsen, you just pick what you want and let others deal with the details.

The cracks are really starting to show in embattled pop princess Jessica Simpson's ever-more-fragile psyche – and her physiology as well.

In London last week, Jess fled the Storm Bar, where her sister Ashlee was holding court after her debut in "Chicago," in a huff, according to Page Six, yelling, "I don't want to be here – why won't people just leave me alone?" Her dad acknowledged to UK tabloid the Mirror that "Jess is quite down at the moment. She's not comfortable talking to people."

And, then, filming a spot for DirecTV, Simpson kept the assembled crew waiting for an hour because of a stomach bug. Her stylist-cum-right-hand-man Ken Paves was overheard saying, "Well, what do you want her to do, [bleep] her pants?" But Simpson's new rep said that it was all down to her voice not being healed. Of course, it can't help that, as sources tell TMZ, her ex-hubby Nick Lachey and MTV vixen Vanessa Minillo are "going strong" and that the pair spend "hours upon hours" holed up in Minillo's pad in Manhattan when Nick's in town.

Well, concerned parents, just in time for Halloween, a company called Little Human is giving us Baby Toupees. You can give your child the celebrity locks of Donald Trump, Lil' Kim, Samuel L. Jackson and Bob Marley. The website says the wigs are safe for children ages up to nine months and has a soft comfortable lining. So your baby will be comfy while oozing a cuteness not seen since the Olsen twins appeared on "Full House."