Joker's Wild: Kelly, Leona and Heidi

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There's a new face of evil in Gotham City!

While Heath Ledger is stepping into Jack Nicholson's clown shoes to play The Joker in the upcoming Batman sequel, "The Dark Knight," TMZ would like to throw in a few names to be considered for any future incarnations.

Kelly Osbourne, the late Leona Helmsley (through the magic of CGI) and former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss all have the chops for the part!

We're just sayin'!

Andrew McCarthy 'Memba Him?!

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Starring in Brat Pack films like "Pretty in Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire," and "Less Than Zero," Andrew McCarthy was the Zac Efron of the '80s. Guess what he looks like now!

Ally Sheedy 'Memba Her?!

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In the '80s, Ally Sheedy starred in Brat Pack classics like "The Breakfast Club" and "St. Elmo's Fire." Guess what she looks like now!

Lions Gate in "Dirty" Lawsuit

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Nobody puts Lions Gate in a corner!

The boutique film studio, partly owned by billionaire "Dancing with the Stars" rejectee Mark Cuban, has smacked a 152 year-old children's apparel company with a lawsuit, demanding they stop selling baby duds emblazoned with one of the most famous movie lines of the 1980s.

Aykroyd's Wild and Crazy Family

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"Grosse Pointe Blank" funnyman Dan Aykroyd and still-hot-as-ever wife Donna Dixon dined at the Waverly Inn in Manhattan last night with several of his Canadian relatives in tow. Good food, eh?

After posing for pics with the fam, Dan hammed it for cameras by grabbing his daughter and doing a quick dance pose on the sidewalk.

He's got soul, man!

Rebecca's Risky Business! Actress Popped for DUI

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TMZ has confirmed "Risky Business" star Rebecca De Mornay was arrested by Beverly Hills PD the night before Halloween.

Cops tell TMZ they pulled over the 48-year-old actress around 10:30 PM for an unknown traffic violation on Sunset Blvd. During the stop, cops say they "immediately detected an odor of alcoholic beverages." They say De Mornay was asked to perform several field sobriety tests, which she failed.

Police say her blood alcohol level was .09. She was cited and released from the Beverly Hills police station just before 1:00 AM.

Story developing ...

Nude or Not, Hudgens Back for 'HSM 3'

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Despite her nude pictures being passed around the Internet, teen queen Vanessa Hudgens will back for the third installment of the Disney powerhouse, "High School Musical."

Vanessa is "locked in" for the film, a source tells Us Weekly, and Hudgens will receive a "substantial raise." That's good news when you consider that earlier this month, Vanessa had to shoot down rumors that she was canned.

That raise could come handy -- Vanessa is in the middle of a court battle with her former attorney, who says she owes $150,000. Vanessa countered this week that their deal shouldn't hold up in court, since she was only 16. She's hoping to get the class case dismissed.

Rodman Wants to Coach Girls, Not Just Dress Like 'Em

Cross-dressing former basketball star Dennis Rodman wants to be a coach in the NBA -- excuse us, make that the WNBA.

The prolific rebounder with a penchant for pumps tells TMZ he is dead serious: "Any of my teammates can tell you that my knowledge of the game is second to none."

Are WNBA coaches allowed to wear wedding dresses on the sidelines?

North Dakota Sheriff Uses Ozzy Osbourne to Catch Criminals ... Bullock's Beauty Secret Revealed

A Sheriff in Case County, N.D. invited 40 unsuspecting citizens to an Ozzy Osbourne pre-show party -- and then arrested them all on various outstanding warrants. The party, according to ABC News, had all the same perks in the rocker's "official" VIP tour packages, except for one thing -- Ozzy's consent! Whoops. ... Some celebs in Hollywood stay beautiful the old-fashioned way. TMZ spies spotted Sandra Bullock's 43-year-old face getting an age-defying collagen facial at Matty's Skincare in L.A. So that's how she does it!

Bai Ling Rings Promo Bell

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Bai Ling has only one thing on her mind these days -- pimping herself out to anyone who'll listen!

The wacktress/chicken dancer extraordinare was outside of Mr. Chow and Opera last night, promoting the crap out of her new flick, "Southland Tales."

Of course, this is the same woman who sang along to her own horrendous music and wore band-aids on her knees saying "Nipple" and "My Book" to promote her literary masterpiece. Someone's got a future in creative PR!

Vanessa to Lawyer: You Can't Sue Me, I Was Just a Kid!

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"High School Musical" cutie Vanessa Hudgens is seeking dismissal of a lawsuit filed in September, alleging she owes her attorney $150,000. Hudgens says she was only 16 when she signed the deal, so it doesn't hold up!

In his suit, attorney Brian Schall claims he helped Hudgens earn more than $5 million by advancing her funds for her songwriting and recording career. The suit says that Vanessa "has paid some, but not all, of the money owed ..."

Karen Allen from "Raiders": 'Memba Her?!

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In the 1981 film, "Raiders of the Lost Ark," Karen Allen helped Harrison Ford search for the Ark of the Covenant. Guess what she looks like now!

Raiders of the Lost Actress

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With no giant boulders, snakes or Nazis in sight, the 56-year-old former leading lady turned up at a NYC movie premiere on Monday. She hasn't changed ... much.

Karen will reprise her role in the fourth installment of the action franchise, "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

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Hail Katie Holmes' Husband

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Fresh from filming that Hitler movie in Germany, Suri Cruise's dad saluted the crowd in France this weekend.

The petite 45-year-old anti-prescription drug activist got wound up at the Paris premiere of his new film, which is not that Hitler movie. How could you not see this film? So glib.

"Short Circuit" Star -- Not Disassembled

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One of the scientists on Johnny 5's side, Fisher Stevens, ate at Mr. Chow on Friday night. "Short Circuit" cast member is alive!

Timid Fisher kept his cool after a TMZ photog told him that "Repo Man" was one of his favorite movies -- even though Stevens wasn't in the film -- and proceeded to get directions to an after-dinner soiree.

For the Pete of sake, for the sate of Peeckle -- make another robot flick!

Owen Talks, But Not About That

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In his first interview since his reported suicide attempt, Owen Wilson sat down with his good friend and frequent collaborator Wes Anderson to talk monkeys, malaria pills and their latest film, "The Darjeeling Limited." What, you didn't think he'd talk about that, did you?

Owen "reveals" -- as part of the MySpace series, Artist on Artist -- that he wasn't looking forward to going to India and getting all the shots that are required for such a venture, but he "admits" to skipping the malaria pills. Big reveal!

Babwa and Katie can still land the real interview -- this one doesn't count.

Douglas & Zeta-Jones Make Photog Sweat

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones really made one TMZ photog work hard for the money shot last night -- faking him out at Xi'an in Beverly Hills.

The A-listers exited the restaurant, to find that the valet had brought the wrong white SUV for them. It appeared that Michael didn't know if the boxy ride was his or not, until the valet said it was a Land Rover ... Douglas owns a sleek Lexus.

The two went back inside the restaurant and our photog waited for the right car to pull up -- it never did. Douglas and Zeta-Jones ended up sneaking out the back -- but TMZ ran back there just in time to get a quick wave from Catherine as they took off!

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Nic Cage's Car in "60 Seconds" Ripped Off?

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A version of the souped-up Ford Mustang that Nicolas Cage stole in "Gone in 60 Seconds" was knocked off from the original "Gone" flick and is being marketed and sold unlawfully, a new suit alleges.

TMZ has obtained a suit filed by Denise Halicki, the daughter of Toby Halicki, Hollywood's so-called "Car Crash King," against Carroll Shelby, the legendary auto designer and driver. Halicki claims that a Mustang that Shelby helped design and market with Ford, based on the 2000 movie, is a full knock-off of "Eleanor," the car from the original "Gone," made by her father in 1974.

Halicki alleges that Shelby and his companies knew that they "did not have the right to copy or clone Eleanor" from the original movie. What's more, she says that Shelby's marketing and selling of a version of the Mustang is a "blatant theft" of Halicki's creation.

A call to Shelby Licensing, which is named in the suit, was not returned.