Nurse!

With his arm in a sling and what looks like a bruised eye, a battered Daniel stepped out with his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell in London on Tuesday.

With 125 days left in office and the economy imploding, President George W. Bush posed for pictures with the Broadway cast of "The Lion King" at the White House Rose Garden on Monday.

Hakuna Matata to you, Dow Jones!

This one is for the record books -- literally.

According to the Guinness World Book of Records, Svetlana Pankratova's 52-inch legs are the longest in the world and He Pingping is the smallest man at just over 29 inches.

Size isn't everything.

Call the FCC because buxom former Monkees singer Davy Jones, 62, went topless at a concert in Staten Island this weekend.

Poor Davy's gone from the D-list to the DD-list.

Former New England Patriots offensive coordinator Charlie Weis now lives the same life as his former protege Tom Brady -- except for the whole supermodel girlfriend thing and various dieting challenges.

A nasty sideline collision on Saturday left the current Notre Dame head coach with a torn ACL and MCL in his left knee -- a la Tommy Boy.

But unlike Brady, Weis got right back up and finished the game.

One of them recently underwent a barrage of surgical procedures for a German reality show.

We're just sayin'!

If his injury didn't make fantasy football fans drop Vince Young -- maybe talks of suicide will.

The Tennessee Titans QB apparently left his therapist on Monday after multiple mentions of suicide and drove off in possession of a gun. Alarmed, Young's therapist contacted Titans coach Jeff Fisher -- and the police were notified.

Police began searching for Young who was M.I.A for four hours. He was eventually found, and his agent claims he was just "eating chicken wings with a male friend" during the search.

According to the police report, an unloaded gun was found in Young's Mercedes. He was released after talking to his therapist.

Being married to a boytoy 24 years younger didn't stop the 59-year-old Czech blonde from roaming the wilds of Manhattan last night.

An upright Joan was snapped leaving a London restaurant holding a leather purse in one hand and her 43-year-old husband Percy Gibson in the other on Tuesday.

And her weave is finally starting to look as healthy as she does.

One of them is 63-years-old.

We're just sayin'!

Katie Holmes, is that you?!

Snapped at a fashion show in NYC on Monday, Victoria Beckham traded her signature severe 'do for a run-of-the-mill boy cut.

Throw in Lindsay, a night at Hyde and three wrecked weaves and you'd swear it was Fall '06 all over again!

Holla back!

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