Audrina & Mom -- Beach Body Twins

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Looking more like sisters, bathing beauties Audrina Patridge (right) and her mother Lynn (left) heated up the beach in Santa Monica recently.

Luckily this time Lynn was only seen and not heard.

The hills are related.

Joe Jonas Gets the Runs

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Wearing a vinyl sauna sweat top, newly single Jonas Brother Joe Jonas worked on his fitness in L.A. on Monday.

He's a lean, mean, boy band machine.

Ronnie Wood -- Picky Eater

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Rolling Stones legend Ronnie Wood couldn't help but get nosy while having dinner in London this weekend.

The 63-year-old can't get no satisfaction.

Tim Tebow -- Ripped in the Bahamas

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Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow showed off his jacked up shirtless body in the Bahamas this weekend.

FYI -- Tebow recently inked a deal to model underwear for Jockey ... which is a good move considering he's technically still unemployed with the NFL.

Stupid lockout.

'Miami Housewife's Bikini Bod Is Muy Bueno!

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"Real Housewives of Miami" star Cristy Rice showed off her ripped six pack -- and her twin girls -- while rockin' an itsy bitsy bikini in South Beach this weekend.

The proud Cuban-American babe -- who is the ex-wife of former NBA star Glen Rice -- is totally bitchin'.

Michael Buble's Home BURGLARIZED During Wedding

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While Michael Buble was tying the knot last week ... a bunch of scumbag thieves were breaking into his home in Argentina ... this according to several reports.

Buble and his wife Luisana were staying at a resort outside Buenos Aires during the break-in. Luisana's parents and brother spoke with police before the happy couple arrived back from the wedding.

According to reports, the bad guys covered up the security cameras and cut the lines to the alarm system -- though it's unclear what they took from the home.

After learning about the burglary, Luisana told local reporters, "I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life."

The couple was married on Thursday ... but the celebration lasted all weekend.

Denise Richards -- Bahamas > Midwest

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While Charlie Sheen was making friends in Detroit, Denise Richards was chilling on the beach in the Bahamas with her two daughters, Sam and Lola.

Advantage: Richards.

Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

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Charlie Sheen greeted his human fans as he made his way into the Fox Theatre in Detroit for the opening night of his tour.

The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM.

Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

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Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.

Aaron Rodgers -- Flagged for Holding ... A Hot Blonde

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Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is immersing himself in the spoils of being a Super Bowl champ -- hanging out in Hawaii with a hot blonde.

We're sure Aaron just admires her artsy side.

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz -- Still Holding On

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are finally coming to grips with their divorce ... by holding hands during a coffee run today in L.A. with their son Bronx.

Ashlee and Pete have been spotted out together numerous times since she filed for divorce last month ... but this is the first time we've seen them getting physical.

How touching.

Lindsay Lohan -- On Bended Knee

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UPDATE: Lindsay just tweeted, "Is it not allowed to slip and fall? im always a klutz!!!"

Lindsay Lohan
was brought to her knees last night ... but in a bad way.

Lindsay took a spill on the streets of New York City -- on the Lower East Side -- after leaving the hipster dive, Motor City Bar.

That Red Bull really packs a punch.

Cyrus Clan -- The Family That Caffeines Together ...

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After trashing his daughter's hit show (then taking it back) and filing for divorce from his wife (then taking it back), Billy Ray Cyrus was seen with Miley, Tish and other daughter Noah during a coffee run in their neighborhood of Toluca Lake on Sunday.

Like nothing ever happened ...

Brooklyn Decker -- Industrial Strength Bikini Top

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If Brooklyn Decker's bikini top could talk, it would probably say something like this:
"HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD ONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How Is Drew Barrymore Like Michael Jordan??

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... when it comes to basketball, they both like to play with their tongues out.

Drew Barrymore sat on the court to watch the Lakers smack the Clippers this weekend ... and during the action, she sucked face with her boyfriend Will Kopelman.

Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler -- Face/Off

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Matt Rutler attempted to remove Christina Aguilera's face using his own during a passionate kiss as the two exited Giorgio Baldi Ristorante in Santa Monica last night.

Notice how they're in a chauffeur-driven Mercedes. Some people do learn from their mistakes.