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Germany's favorite rock God had a lovely date, and was flirtatious before scoping out the restaurant's seating arrangements.

Only the best for Knight Rider's new lady!

On her way out of the Midtown celebriteria, Moore was greeted by an unholy crush of lensmen, and gingerly managed to get into her car. Dennis Franz, who hasn't done anything in years, also got plenty of attention. But the true star on display was a fresh white truffle -- worth, we're told, $11,000 -- waiting in all its rock-like glory to be cosseted, shaved and admired.

Much like Demi herself.

The "Brokeback" star was signing autographs after taping an appearance on Letterman yesterday, but when fans only wanted the dish on him and Reese, Jake's answer was just a funny face. Celebrity sneer campaign!

Meanwhile, it isn't often that 76-year-old Regis Philbin meets a fan on the street that makes him look like the young one. But lo and behold, Reege encountered a woman who not only remembers a time when Regis wasn't on TV -- she remembers when there was no TV!

In L.A., Bai Ling looked electric in a dress suitable for driving the Mars rover, Laverne and Shirley (yes, the actual Laverne and Shirley), and you'll never guess which funnyman our photog had to give directions to!

Yoga -- a Hindu discipline that promotes spiritual unity through postures and breathing exercises -- probably doesn't work too well when those involved are huffing car fumes and being mimed by a random street dweller.

Jack had dinner at Da Silvano over the weekend, and on his way in, he expressed some annoyance at the brightness of the paparazzi snapstorm. After his repast -- and a mid-game cigarette -- he went outside, and when asked how his dinner was, Jack growled as only he can, "When you eat that f***ing light, that's when I'll tell you how dinner was."

Easy, rider!

The highlights include a random rant on why marijuana should be legalized -- which doesn't help the cause -- and Mystery from "The Pickup Artist" losing his train of thought in a cloud of stupidity.

TMZ took out the seeds and stems, so you get nothing but 100% hydroponic comedy.

One of the strangest collections of oddballs since, well, Friday's Stony Awards was seen when a feather-haired new dad Anthony Kiedis and a gaucho-outfitted Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, a mermaid, and Sea Shepherd founder Captain Paul Watson gathered in front of a huge plastic whale for a photo. One of these things isn't real!

It's been out since late last year, but Britney's probably been too busy with other "issues" to buy it until now. Maybe she'll use his "Sexy Back" song as an instructional!

Brit Brit had the helpful pap keep her ex's disc in the bag, but our cameraman overheard Britney requesting Timberlake -- no doubt to put in her listening rotation.

At a stop light, two young men hopped out of their car and started break dancing in the street. It's the most random and hilarious thing that happened last night!

TMZ -- wherever there's breaking news!

Gummi started his special day by gettin' his hair did, where the word-slurring fitness fanatic congratulated himself on losing 70 pounds. 70? Really? Later on, Gummi visited Koi (bears love fish!), sucking down cigarettes while spreading the birthday spirit -- to a homeless man.

It's hard to determine the bear's actual age. They don't keep records in the wilds.

TMZ caught the giggly actress donating money to the dog of a man in need. Yes, the dog. Wonder what put her in such a happy mood? Nicole then happily flipped off cameras and jibber-jabbed about J.Lo's pregnancy and working on TV pilots.

It's so nice to see a together, healthy and upbeat former child star out having a good time.

Roger Moore and Richard Kiel reunited on Thursday as Moore received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on, and here's the video of what went down!

Police cars blocked off the boulevard, while a legion of officers in protective outfits searched around Robertson Plaza. Meanwhile, the Ivy stayed busy, making sure food was served to their undaunted customers.

With her newfound Utah entourage in tow, the rehabilitated blonde beauty lunched at a Salt Lake City branch of California Pizza Kitchen and hit up a local Best Buy, and then Victoria's Secret for some frilly unmentionables on Thursday. Shop 'til you drop!

Proving she really has changed her ways, the pap princess even shooed away photogs located outside the store. This is not your bartender's LiLo!

Dave opened up about busting his directorial cherry, explaining that he just let the actors do what er, came naturally, while he just stared at the monitors ... monitors being tiny TV screens.

UPDATE: LAPD tells us that Orlando was driving the Matrix when he was cut off by another driver, causing him to crash into a parked Porsche Cayenne. Officers on the scene report speed was not a factor in the accident, nor were alcohol or drugs.

TMZ has learned that actor Orlando Bloom was involved in a wreck involving a car registered to Dariusz Wolski, the director of photography on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films. The crash took place around 2:15 AM near Fountain and Vista in Los Angeles.

According to a traffic collision report completed at the scene by LAPD, Bloom is listed as the driver of Wolski's black '03 Toyota Matrix.

TMZ shot Bloom earlier in the evening getting into a black Matrix at the Green Door in Hollywood. The cars involved include the Matrix and a Porsche Cayenne that was parked on the side of the street. We also spotted a bloody rag on the ground near the scene. One woman, who was sitting in the backseat of the car, suffered minor injuries.