Paparazzi Video

The people closest to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries circled the wagons to convince the media everything was A-OK with the former couple ... lying to the media just days before Kim filed for divorce.

Khloe Kardashian was out shopping in L.A. Friday, when she told photogs the rumors about a possible Kim-Kris break-up weren't true -- insisting, "Don't believe anything."

Same thing from Kris' sister, Kaela, last Thursday ... who also tried to convince the cameras everything was hunky dorey (below).

Ashton Kutcher "came along and saved" the cast of "Two and a Half Men" ... this according to one of the stars of the show.

Conchata Ferrell -- who plays the straight-talkin' housekeeper -- was out in L.A. yesterday, when a photog asked about what life is like on "Men" in the post-Charlie Sheen era.

Lindsay Lohan hit the L.A. County Morgue in style this morning ... rolling up in an $80,000 Porsche Panamera ... before being turned away at the door.

Lindsay was spotted at a back entrance ... talking with a morgue staffer who appeared to be informing the actress that she needed to go to a different entrance ... redirecting her to the front of the building.

As we previously reported, LiLo was 40 minutes late ... and the Coroner's Office sent her ass home without credit.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver broke bread last night -- their second meal together in less than a week -- but this dinner date was about more than just a meal.

Arnold and Maria went to Mastro's Steakhouse in Bev Hills with their kids ... Patrick, Christina, and Chris ... to celebrate Chris' 14th birthday.

Every celeb in town knows Mastro's is a paparazzi hotbed -- so, it sure seems like the Schwarzeneggers wanted to put on a show for the cameras.

Sly Stone -- ex-frontman of the '70s funk band Sly & the Family Stone -- is admitting he still abuses cocaine and alcohol ... but the 68-year-old singer insists he WANTS to clean himself up.

Stone -- who's currently living in a van in L.A. -- spoke candidly about his substance abuse issues yesterday, insisting he hasn't used drugs or taken a sip of alcohol in "a week and a half."

Pat Boone is picking up where Donald Trump left off -- going on a videotaped rant ... accusing President Obama of "spending millions" to hide his birth records.

The 77-year-old spewed his take on the birther conspiracy theory to a San Francisco Chronicle camera last weekend.

The Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller platonic love fest continued last night when the pair reunited for dinner to celebrate Charlie's 46th birthday (or 12th, if you're counting in warlock years).

On his way out, Charlie acknowledged his rough year, telling photogs, "You could have 45, all of it. All 12 months of 45, kicking it to the curb."

Justin Timberlake took a break from movies ... and "SNL" ... and relationship drama -- and finally got back to music last night!!!!!

JT rolled over to his Southern Hospitality restaurant in NYC -- grabbed the mic and put on an impromptu show while tons of crazy fans went nuts ... including Mr. and Mrs. Kim Kardashian.

Prince Harry's dancing might suck ... but he's one helluva diver -- as proven by this video of the royal spare partying his face off and jumping into a pool last weekend.

Harry was dancing -- and not well -- on the edge of a pool inside a Croatian nightclub when he decided to take the plunge. Another club goer jumped in right after him ... but Harry got out and started dancing again ... like nothing happened.

Her baby sister Petra Ecclestone bought Candy Spelling's mega mansion, but model Tamara Ecclestone will just have to settle for getting a meager old ... brand spankin' new Ferrari.

The 27-year-old Formula 1 heiress had the new luxury wheels delivered in London on Tuesday.

How will she manage?

Will Smith just RIPPED APART reports he's splitting from wife Jada Pinkett -- saying all the rumors are outright ridiculous.

While out shopping with Jada in Malibu this morning, Will was asked to comment on the "ridiculous" rumors -- and Will responds, "You just did."

Don't expect to see Matt Damon's name on the ballot in 2012 -- because despite Michael Moore's blessing ... Damon says he's got no plans to run for President of the United States.

They may look like tiny ants -- rich, rich tiny ants -- but you're looking at helicopter video of the wedding reception yesterday for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies.

The Situation is personally calling out Abercrombie & Fitch over their phony "We'll Pay You to Not Wear Our Clothes" offer ... claiming no one from A&F ever called him ... but he's totally up for a deal!!

Sitch was chillin' in his Ferrari in Jersey yesterday when he told a photog, "Nobody's contacted me in any way ... and that's pretty crazy, you're gonna pay someone NOT to wear something? Call me up man!"

Rihanna REALLY got into the Kadooment Day spirit this weekend ... by crotch-grinding the bejesus out of another half-naked lady in Barbados yesterday ... and fortunately for all mankind, it was captured on tape.