Pets

Hopefully that guy she's engaged to won't get mad.

Here's the drill. Miru, a five-year-old primate at the Tama Zoological Park in Tokyo, likes fruit juice. She's learned how to deposit money in a juice machine, drink up, deposit the can, which triggers another coin that allows the chip to drink another can of juice.

The chimps are allowed to drink til they explode.

A 12-year-old stallion chased after a Belgian shepherd in Frankfurt.

Who knew they ate dog in Germany?

He got drunk, fell in a pool and his hooves came tumbling after.

But fear not animal lovers, the horse was fine. He just had a killer hangover the next morning.

Shannon Elizabeth is harboring a killer! Well, not exactly. But her dog did kill a poor defenseless puppy.

Try to follow this one. Derek Hough's mom blogged that one of Shannon's four dogs killed her daughter Katherine's maltese teacup puppy. Shannon tried to make amends by giving Derek's sis a rescue "replacement" pup.

Turns out this is a big no-no in the animal activist world -- which Shannon should know, since she founded her own dog rescue org.

Now here's the kicker. Katherine Hough has 86'd the pup and given it to her "DWTS" sis Julianne. But Julianne can't keep the dog so she's looking for a new home on her own blog.

McDonald's just sent us this statement regarding the Michael Vick Happy Meal boxes:

"We apologize for any confusion caused by the inadvertent distribution of a Happy Meal box that is four years old. As your web site pointed out, this Happy Meal box is from 2004, so it does not reflect any current partnership with Michael Vick. We take the messages we share with our younger customers seriously, and have since corrected this isolated incident."

Yachan is a black belt wearing primate who not only knows how to kick, punch, flip and do push-ups, but also has a part time job cleaning tables at a local bar -- just like Ralph Macchio!

Buddha, Alessandra Ambrosio's blue-haired Maltese, went missing last week and her fiancé enlisted the help of a company called FindToto.com to track the pooch down. They placed nearly 10,000 phone calls -- yes, really -- to residents and plastered the neighborhood with signs, all in an effort to find little Buddha.

Our spies served up a classic for us yesterday. Location: PETCO, West Hollywood. Event: Hamster Race. Participants: Five hamsters, as well as the Pacino/D'Angelo twins.

A crowd watched breathlessly as the hamsters were each placed on a plastic track. The critters were somewhat disoriented as the crowd cheered them on. This began to alarm Pacino, who worried out loud the hamsters "are gonna have a heart attack." D'Angelo fired back, "Relax, they're just hamsters!" Now we know why it didn't work out -- they even bicker during hamster races.

In the end, the twins finished second and third. There were whispers that the winner could have been a ringer, because the little girl brought her rodent to PETCO in what looked like a professional pink and green striped carrying case.

The 47-year-old was spotted being a good neighbor by picking up after his dog near his L.A. home on Sunday.

Billy Ray hasn't slung this much crap since blaming Annie Leibovitz for those racy Miley/Vanity Fair pics.

Marcus Lehman -- who was ironically chasing two large balls during an immunity challenge -- had a wardrobe malfunction in which his man parts popped out of his boxers. The footage that originally aired Thursday is still on the CBS website -- until of course they read this story.

Calls to CBS have not been returned.