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Ronaldo's ride was badly mangled after he crashed into a roadside barrier in a tunnel, but, according to witnesses who talked to the Manchester Evening News, EG just got out of the car and stood beside the wreckage. Coppers confirmed the incident, saying they're "investigating a road traffic collision" involving a Ferrari.

Indy race car driver Danica Patrick has yet to learn that the funny little pedal on the left is the brake.

Cops confirm Patrick was busted earlier this month in Scottsdale, Ariz. for driving 54 in a 35 -- 19 over the speed limit -- which bested her last run-in with the fuzz where she was going 57 in a 40 -- only 17 over.

Cops on scene tell TMZ Linda's white Mercedes was rear-ended by a red Camaro. The Camaro suffered the majority of the damage -- Linda's car only suffered "minor" damage.

Her son-alike BF Charley Hill arrived on the scene shortly afterwards.

On two different occasions, the former "In Living Color" star has proven how crappy his cars are -- see here and here -- so when we got him last night, we weren't surprised to see him lusting after a nice, new, shiny Range Rover.

Here's to making that car payment in 30 minutes or less!

Former NFL rushing champion Corey Dillon is all fired up over a Ferrari deal gone bad -- dude claims he got taken for more than $500,000 by some fast guys with fast cars.

According to a lawsuit filed moments ago in L.A. County Superior Court, Dillon dropped his 2005 Ferrari F430 off at an auto repair shop to get a twin-turbo system added to his whip in May 2007 -- but Dillon claims the guys never told him they weren't officially authorized to work on Ferraris.

Long story short -- Dillon claims he agreed to drop $55,000 in repairs, but while the guys were working on this car, the people who ran the company duped the running back into investing around $470,000 into their business.

After he wrote the check, things got bad -- Dillon claims he was supposed to get his car back 6 months after he dropped it off, but 14 months later, the NFL star claims the work hadn't been done. He had to get a tow truck company to remove the car with the help of cops and take it to another shop.

Four months and $34,400 later, Dillon claims the car was finally drivable. So here's what Corey wants -- a return of all the money he spent to fix the Ferrari, and the return of his $470,000 investment. As for the latter, Corey claims the shop owners blew it on stupid stuff like "fast food, perfume, liquor, groceries and gasoline."

Dude should get a limo -- it's a lot cheaper.

Thankfully, the "Family Guy" creator was there for the Brian Griffin-esque play-by-play.

First LC moves on with Brody and now this.

"Laguna Beach" tool Jason Wahler was just ordered to pay $15K in punitive damages to the tow truck driver he slapped back in 2006.

A jury decided yesterday Wahler had to pay $5,000 in actual damages, resulting in a total of 20 grand -- all for getting slap happy with the help.

Next time, Jason should just man up and fix his own ride.

Locklear hit Orso in LA on Thursday, where she was so nervous about having to move her sweet 7 Series BMW out of the jam packed lot -- she had the valet do it instead. If only he was around back in September ...

Hulk and Linda are at each others' throat again, and this time we're told it's over a combination of Hulk's prized Rolls-Royce and his worst enemy -- Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend.

The Rolls-Royce in question was to sit in storage until their marital assets were divided -- because the car loses value if driven. But Linda recently wanted to take it on a joy ride anyway.

Once Hulk's counsel got word Linda was having the car prepped to drive, they had the Rolls moved to an undisclosed location.

Sources tell us the car's insurance was "woefully inadequate," and Hulk had fears Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill would drive it -- which could have put the extremely expensive car at risk.

Her bodyguard was not as calm, hopping out of the car to quickly blame the paps for the bust-up.

Say what you will about her fake reality life -- the girl is getting paid in a major way. Take that, Audrina!