The Kardashians

As you know, Kris was married to Robert Kardashian, the man whose look of shock when OJ was acquitted is forever immortalized. We know that privately, Kris made no secret of the fact that she felt Simpson was a murderer. But that was then.

Kim Kardashian's mom wouldn't say justice has finally come to OJ Simpson. But we know what you're thinking....

The judge scolded the reality star this morning for missing more than one of her classes -- but Kimmy's sis says it wasn't her fault. KK blamed holidays that fell on scheduled class dates (they were closed) and over booked sessions (not enough seats) kept her from fulfilling her obligation -- but the judge wasn't having it.

The "Celebrity Apprentice" wannabe was still given until November 17 to complete her last class and is required to fly back from NYC this month to do a day's work in an L.A. morgue.

Adding that his BFF was the casting director for "DWTS" didn't help her out much either.

Need we say more?

It's not exactly OJ, but guess what we found out? Kim Kardashian has the long arm of the law around her waist -- she was popped yesterday for speeding in a school zone.

It happened in Bev Hills, when Kim was going from "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal to her home to shoot the even lamer "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." She took it like a man, not even arguing with the officer who cited her for speeding as well as driving with tinted windows.

A Florida man has filed criminal charges against his girlfriend for allegedly breaking his nose after a fight over Kim Kardashian and porn. Sounds reasonable.

The dude was sitting at home, minding his own business and watching his favorite show, "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Normally, that would trigger a 5150 hold, but in this case police responded because his girlfriend got so jealous over his infatuation with KK and pornography, she threw a vase which hit him right in the schnoz, breaking it.

Maybe not the best idea for a gal on 36-month probation for a DUI.

Maybe it was having to sit through Kim's "performance" in "Disaster Movie," but Bush was in no mood to deal with all the crap that comes along with dating a Kardashian as they left the theater last night.

Kim -- she loved it.

We're told that the doctors (yes, plural) decided to glue rather than suture the cut on Kim K's foot ... so the wound couldn't have been that deep. BTW, it's surgical glue that holds the wound together.

We're told Kim wanted the glue because stitches take too long to heal and it would interfere with her mambo.

The new season of "Dancing With the Stars" may have already lost its first competitor -- and they haven't even announced the official cast yet.

Kim Kardashian -- who is scheduled to be on the show this season -- badly cut her foot in her hotel room late Sunday night. We're told she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene."

Yes, video can be deceiving. Kim Kardashian had a 911 emergency over the weekend when she performed in Vegas with the Pussycat Dolls. Seems part of her ass disappeared.

Our spies tell us hours before going on stage, she was fitted for her costume but it was too big ... in the butt Bob. Kim K lost weight in all the wrong places. She got cinched up with her getup and went on stage.

Caution: Things really may appear larger than they really are, then again, she does have a big ass.

Giving us all another reason to enjoy laughter.

It takes a serious force of nature to take down a booty like that.

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We're told reports that Kim is pulling diva moves and getting ignored by Reggie down at the Saints' training camp just ain't so. Our spies say Kim was cheering for her muscle man during practice, but Reggie couldn't hear her because everyone else was screaming too. We're told Kim has also ingratiated herself with all the other players' wives and after one of the games, she and Reggie even treated everyone to a screening of "The Dark Knight."

Sorry haters, but Kim is a team player.

Kim K. and her floral muumuu watched Reggie Bush work up a sweat at Saints training camp in Jackson, Miss. this weekend, where we're told she stood near the field waving and yelling for Reggie -- but he didn't even acknowledge she was there.